ASWheeler

84 pts ยท July 12, 2016


Maybe I don't WANT to write a public profile. Did you ever consider that?

Thank you for telling me instead of just downvoting me. I appreciate it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Job not intended for "take your daughter to work" day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's. An. Antenna. For. Digital. Television.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks! It was a lot of fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merry Christmas!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, my wife isn't on Imgur. You aren't going to "surprise" her by upvoting. Just wanted everyone to have a little Christmas fun.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To the front page with you, then

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're asking the real questions

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Upvoted. Stolen.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fus Ro DAH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

;akljaoeijf;aldkfja;oefijawf I can write gibberish too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Well, gang, looks like we have another mystery to solve"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2/2 until I am unrecognizable. I have a habit of exaggeration. Forgive me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right. I shouldn't be so dramatic. There's only a 50% chance that a cat will gnaw on my still fresh corpse, tearing meat off 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course we matter to them. When we die, we become a midnight snack for them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Satisfaction gave it the tools to make life stick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number of deaths in the world due to GMO's, ever: 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number of deaths in the world due to famine since the year 2000: apprx. 1500

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh...damn it. That's clever. Just take it. +1

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