I got some dirty ideas for this new app in iOS12
MRW my wife says yes to butt stuff but I feel a finger in my ass hole
When I access imgur this morning
MRW my wife allows me to play with her boobs
MRW my buddy wants to call his ex just to know if she is doing ok
MRW I google a current pic of a hot chick from a 60s movie
My cat reaction when I am eating corn
Let me check your prostate
MRW my fiancée farts in front of me for the first time
MRW my 6 yo niece says girls don't fart
MRW my new roommate put the milk first and then the cereal
MRW my boss asks me if I can work on Saturday morning
I live in a 3rd floor and my 2nd floor neighbor is smoking weed
MRW I remember I liked to draw dicks everywhere when I was a kid
MRW my Chinese roommate said "I need to wash my fish" before entering to bathroom
MFW my vegan friend wants to try my chicken wings
MRW I see a repost just to earn points
MRW I want to enlarge a image, but the new app gave an upvote
MRW my Chinese roommate heats orange juice in the microwave