6854 pts ยท October 24, 2013
If this makes front page, I will post the entirety of my vast knowledge on swallows and coconuts.
Seriously though, of everything that has bugged me this season, that was the biggest thing ever.
GOTTEN ON THE FUCKING DRAGON AT THE FUCKING START INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SHOW OFF FOR LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON
I'd also like to point out, and I'm surprised it hasn't been discussed, that dragon wouldn't have died if Jon had just
...but only for half the world. That way no one can agree on what they actually taste like!
I've never felt so good killing in a game. Literally never. Like actual revenge, it didn't solve anything. I still cried when it was done.
And the shortness is the only reason it's not 5 stars. *Technically* half the title is original. All 2 letters.
Exactly. The difference is one is sapient. That's everything. I, personally, would not be comfortable having a sapient "monkey" as a pet.
Pre-s7 maybe. Right now, I bet Ol'Jorah can get her that water before Jon even gets to his room.
The problem is, what would "winning" look like? The end of extremist groups? Because that 100% won't happen while the West is there. Ever.
"Democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
All these crazy countries trying to murder, ascend, and activate genitals. Italy's over here just trying to make a sammich. You go Italy.
My gut reaction is that, if you falsely accuse someone and they go to jail for it, you should get at least twice the time they spent in jail
I saw the second half but didn't connect the dots until I saw this. I am not a smart man.
Well yea, can't you read? He bent the bars and got out.
With midges, it's a cloud. You know how if you expose any skin at the poles, it's instant frostbite? Imagine that, but with tiny mosquitoes.
Oh hey, I know number 1! I got her on here a couple years ago! We like Monty Python, if you couldn't tell from my name as well.
I live in Canada (Ottawa). At the Fairy Pools, I prayed to have mosquitoes. They don't swarm you, and you can feel when they're biting you.
that he's had or would make sense for him to have. We don't call Rickon "Grey Wolf" or Arya "Fucking Big Wolf",
Beater of Bastards isn't really a title, I'll say the same about Knower of Nothing (though that's a joke), White Wolf is never a title
Not to be pedantic, but a lot of these titles don't make sense. He can't be King AND Warden of the North, You can't be an Ex-Lord Commander
I just had wisdom tooth surgery and you almost made me tear a stitch, fuck you. +1
I was there 3 weeks ago. Swam in it, it was cold as fuck. But the midgies were worse.
And, strictly speaking, there is no evidence our Morty is C-137. No Rick has ever referred to him as such. Not even our Rick.
Or my favourite "Your joints are sore? You're constipated? Here, I'll rub this 2-week rotted butter over you and shove it up your ass,"
Ask for lots of water, bring some extra food onto the plane, you got this!
I tell you, give it a try. I have a small party at some point, but for 3 of 4 days I sit on my ass eating candy/fruit to a copious extent.
I'm always alone on my b-day. I make a 4-day "festival" of it, glutting myself and lazing about with no regard for consequence. It's great.
In their defense, that would be my reaction as well. My principle just didn't want us "bumping into each other"
when I was in gr9 (2010-2011), they banned wearing bags in the halls. So we all wore huge cardboard boxes on our backs. Bags were unbanned.
That's what you get for abandoning that fucking glorious beard. Shame on you
Seriously though, of everything that has bugged me this season, that was the biggest thing ever.
GOTTEN ON THE FUCKING DRAGON AT THE FUCKING START INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SHOW OFF FOR LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON
I'd also like to point out, and I'm surprised it hasn't been discussed, that dragon wouldn't have died if Jon had just
...but only for half the world. That way no one can agree on what they actually taste like!
I've never felt so good killing in a game. Literally never. Like actual revenge, it didn't solve anything. I still cried when it was done.
And the shortness is the only reason it's not 5 stars. *Technically* half the title is original. All 2 letters.
Exactly. The difference is one is sapient. That's everything. I, personally, would not be comfortable having a sapient "monkey" as a pet.
Pre-s7 maybe. Right now, I bet Ol'Jorah can get her that water before Jon even gets to his room.
The problem is, what would "winning" look like? The end of extremist groups? Because that 100% won't happen while the West is there. Ever.
"Democracy is the worst form of Government except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
All these crazy countries trying to murder, ascend, and activate genitals. Italy's over here just trying to make a sammich. You go Italy.
My gut reaction is that, if you falsely accuse someone and they go to jail for it, you should get at least twice the time they spent in jail
I saw the second half but didn't connect the dots until I saw this. I am not a smart man.
Well yea, can't you read? He bent the bars and got out.
With midges, it's a cloud. You know how if you expose any skin at the poles, it's instant frostbite? Imagine that, but with tiny mosquitoes.
Oh hey, I know number 1! I got her on here a couple years ago! We like Monty Python, if you couldn't tell from my name as well.
I live in Canada (Ottawa). At the Fairy Pools, I prayed to have mosquitoes. They don't swarm you, and you can feel when they're biting you.
that he's had or would make sense for him to have. We don't call Rickon "Grey Wolf" or Arya "Fucking Big Wolf",
Beater of Bastards isn't really a title, I'll say the same about Knower of Nothing (though that's a joke), White Wolf is never a title
Not to be pedantic, but a lot of these titles don't make sense. He can't be King AND Warden of the North, You can't be an Ex-Lord Commander
I just had wisdom tooth surgery and you almost made me tear a stitch, fuck you. +1
I was there 3 weeks ago. Swam in it, it was cold as fuck. But the midgies were worse.
And, strictly speaking, there is no evidence our Morty is C-137. No Rick has ever referred to him as such. Not even our Rick.
Or my favourite "Your joints are sore? You're constipated? Here, I'll rub this 2-week rotted butter over you and shove it up your ass,"
Ask for lots of water, bring some extra food onto the plane, you got this!
I tell you, give it a try. I have a small party at some point, but for 3 of 4 days I sit on my ass eating candy/fruit to a copious extent.
I'm always alone on my b-day. I make a 4-day "festival" of it, glutting myself and lazing about with no regard for consequence. It's great.
In their defense, that would be my reaction as well. My principle just didn't want us "bumping into each other"
when I was in gr9 (2010-2011), they banned wearing bags in the halls. So we all wore huge cardboard boxes on our backs. Bags were unbanned.
That's what you get for abandoning that fucking glorious beard. Shame on you