Jim Carrey. He? Him? :o
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Kickboxer
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Mah morn' routine: "wake up", cry, cry some more, wake up...
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Uh-oh...
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Muyala, muyala... Monagnia Pindaya!!! Ke-ku, phew, phew...
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When you have been binge drinking for weeks and need to be "present" at an important meeting/event.
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Pun (jab)
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Dum, da-dum-da-dum, dum, da-dum-da-dum, dum, da-dum-da-dum, dum, da-dum...
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Sand glass
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Oy, oy, Nyet, NYET!!!
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