ACandyQueen69

284 pts · March 13, 2019


I’m naughty as fuck and wish I could send nudes lol 😝 fuck the haters love both men and women but want a girlfriend who is as fun as I am! So we can have fun w our dudes! Sounds like a great time to me! Lol I’m in an open relationship so leave your judgments @ the door. Please and thank you! 1💗

yeah right... why isnt he in fucking jail now? why is this admin. so fucking corrupt and keeps getting away w it?! all they do is bribe!!

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

depends on the relationship, how he/ she/idk it makes you feel and of course if the other Important D does too lol :D?its a love/hate 4both

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the same way. if they are hurt by our actions they dont have to be around you either. learned this the hard way. its always a 2 way st. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you can be a better person, but you do not owe anyone anything. esp. if they disrespect you. you have a choice too. and you lose friends 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what a bunch of attention whores!!! like seriously?! cant a parent just do the right thing for gods sake?! i cant stand assholes like this!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no not even into the second second... it looks like that silver audi a window was opened and it got thrown out. you can catch that license #

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

i cried a little.... why are some humans terrible and others amazing... what a story!! xoxo

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

**of :) lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that you can see,wtf do ueven know? lets give her a lie detector test b4 automatically judging her. why do ppl think authorities are good?TF

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

i lost count... but im gonna guess 4... or 12 idk but all are adorbs! :)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it makes me so mad when greedy assholes take over charities... like wow.. way to be fake &take from pplwho believed in that charities M.Stmt

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

like... when i get super old and they cant literally chase other bitches anymore bc of old age or broken kneecaps, then we should able 2! :(

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i actually get it. but mine sucks bc i want to get happy aka fat but someone wont be sexually attracted to me anymore if i do, but same so..

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

gotta sin in good ways vs bad ways ok?there is a difference, do oneswhere you dont feel alot of regret over. otherwise he died 4nothin+wesin

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a revolution....

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you can also order and try them on discreetly in the comfort of your home and if anyone asks, say they are a present? no shame in privacy.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i feel like those 21 and counting downvoters might be friends w a person like that. they are worse than scum, why downvote a puppy rescue?!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

omg! i was looking for someone to say this! lmao i thought: the onion would love this headline! lol xo

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck Trump and his golf course, ppl should burn all of his establishments to the ground!!!! defund his ass!!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i found it! took me a second bc the colors are so close! thanks!! :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i was afraid to click any further! best joke website ive ever seen, 5 stars-up ur butt! lmao... shhh it gets better over time❤️tightbutthole

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

why does this remind of me of the Queen’s husband -Prince Philip? lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aahhhh the sound of a coming... train or is that a mother fucking Walrus?! cannot commute- ? explodes :) lol ?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

you have small dick energy and i wonder what you will say when you dont wear a mask and get it. STFU. oh wait, you wont be able to say much.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damn it, and to think that was one of the ways to go out, can i maybe be fish food? i am a mermaid :) lol ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i hope you also donate to front line workers if you have that much layin around! lol ? but i like your crafty side! :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is fucking amazing!! lmao i hate the subject matter, and hate admitting just how much i love this! lol he sets himself up 2easily lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

when part of his job is to be A WORLD LEADER...then fuck yes people expect this fucking idiot to know some things about a fucking world map.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2