9IX9

475 pts ยท April 6, 2015


kedi walk

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes both ways - I'll do anything to make my wife think I'm the best. What anyone else thinks is irrelevant. (2/2)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big issue here is your wife doesn't see you as worth impressing any more. Surely the ONLY person you should want to impress is your spouse?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Homo" and "homo" are homophones, but which homo is homophone? Technically, both.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't fool me; that's the Blood-Starved Beast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Known as a talan or, in your language, a flet. Our people use them to dwell in the trees.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Sea

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dark Souls 1. Also 3. Fuck it: 2 as well. And Bloodbourne. But especially DS1. Or Gauntlet. Still play it over 30 years later.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember the first time I saw a documentary about WW2. I could tell Hitler was really bad right away because he had a Mugabe moustache.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you die, if you have been a good person, and have been kind all your life, you come back as a panda. This is why so few pandas are born

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you look closely, you can can see that Surrey Osteopaths would.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scotland has a number of languages: Gaelic, Scots (Lallans could be argued to be a dialect of Scots), Doric, Norn. English too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bunch of shady lawyers, I'd assume.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh no, not again, Dadd!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would imagine that this is one of the few things that enrages Ulmo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not all that much: the artist's medium is light.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There's one in the burger district in Glasgow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You great grandmother was Lucretia Borgia?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Scotland, a lock moves boats up and down. A loch would be called a lake anywhere else. 'Loch' is NOT pronounced the same as 'lock'

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A useful rule of thumb is that someone who uses Greek letters to describe anyone's personality has a serious self-esteem issue.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OP took a picture and their phone died while taking it. Says so right there in the title.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The one on the left looks unsettlingly like Mr Potatohead.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

+1 for PTerry reference

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nae bor! :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0