7returns

2251 pts ยท April 2, 2017


So much better with the sound.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thanks for fulfilling my wish you two.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really wish I could upvote this comment more than once.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Before I even scrolled down I knew this would be here somewhere. Wasn't disappointed.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you suggesting it's catatonic...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is probably one of the most badass art stories I've ever heard. Legendary level.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now if the guy had turned out to be part of the painting too I would have freaked out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted just for the fact that despite seeing #19 hundreds of times I've never seen the aftermath. They were in better shape than I expected

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, nice try but I was wondering how many shards of that wine glass did he get in his ass.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

After a head injury like that I doubt she knows what the word essay means let alone be able to write one.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So as long as their use of religion in a speech isn't about forced conversion or instituting biblical punishments, it's only words and ideas

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But the values and beliefs someone carries are fine as long as they don't cross a line to where a citizen must obey religious laws.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It protects us from things like Blasphemy Laws or being arrested for breaking a religions laws you see in strict religious governments.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It only means that the government for the most part can't tell religion what to do and vice versa. Ideas, views, and values are different.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Keep going. It's worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Used to love watching him in the X-Games.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe it took this post to make me realize that Dave Mirra passed away... two years ago...

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Iran threatens to wipe them out on a daily basis so by this point Israel's become jaded and snarky.

7 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 16

Doubt it, lol. It strangely feels like the proper response at this time. I mean it's not like Iran could hate them anymore than they do.

7 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 2

So this where you get vitamin D from.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is, I mistyped. I meant to say that, it'll begin to show up again thanks to Anti-vaxxers. More scarily joking of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I mistyped. I meant to say that, it's begin to show up again thanks to Anti-vaxxers. More scarily joking of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I mistyped. I meant to say that, it'll begin to show up again thanks to Anti-vaxxers. More scarily joking of course.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And too bad thanks to anti-vaxers its begun to show back up again... Smallpox that is, not autism.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

When I first read it I assumed he was joking too. And I still do.

7 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 7

Was really hoping that this was an article from the Onion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncooked rice does which is why they recommend nowadays that seeds be thrown at weddings instead of the traditional hard rice.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It'll be on Imgur for a while... and in my nightmares forever...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0