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261 pts ยท July 15, 2021


"I'm baffled." FTFY

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boobs. All is right with the world.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's his circumcision scar.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uranus just being different, 42 years of daylight followed by forty two years of darkness, a surface temperature that's too cold and possessing 29 moons, a fact Robert Plant may have missed. Its axial tilt- about 90 degrees offset to the rest of its solar family- may have been caused by a hit and run with a protoplanet 3-4 billion years ago.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet there's sloshing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just put railings across the open end and make the good side like a walking park. The shit side? *shrugs* He and his buds will make it into a wanking park, probably.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm certain I was into women when I opened this. Yeah, pretty sure I might have had a passing fancy in girls, mostly. Um, was there a question?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She's a beautiful little Biscuit, they don't live ling enough to get all the love they deserve, though the effort you're putting into rectifying that is commendable.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How can she slap?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 wasn't to steal the Tesla wheel/tire assemblies, it was to keep these pieces of poop off the streets.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chip and Dale.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Miniature Three Body Problem. The green fire is brilliant.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope dude isn't headed for the 11 foot bridge.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at its little face tho.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just follow the rocket... follow the... the rocket. Keep the camera... follow it... just try to... no, no, follow the... now keep it on... no, until it hits the groun... this camera person, would they be a Komodo dragon, by any chance?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Orban was too busy sucking and swallowing to find a pen.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

2016

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Prancercise.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prancercise.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cheerful, rising note and punctuation of the fart, followed by the retching and the "What the fuck... " is lovely theatre.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bluents.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine being so stupid you demand everyone listen to you being stupid.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tension was unbearable.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait 5 minutes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait 5 minutes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wank hankies, wankies for short.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate it when they don't give you a driver.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I usually just pour coffee in the other end and wait a half hour.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rouge One? Oh, cool, the Drag Queen version, is that out soon?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0