6659 pts · June 27, 2014
I don’t usually read it myself
Not fucking possible in the age of globalisation.
You knew exactly what you were doing when you framed this
I fucking hate you. +1
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Dude. Run.
She’s got huge... tracts of land!
Jesus Christ Marie they’re minerals
Vintage
Yeah, that was shitty of him to make excuses if they weren’t real reasons. It kept you from moving on.
Hey friend. I know you have feelings for him, but you can’t tell them not to see each other. I’m sorry, this must feel awful right now.
Entropy basically means that everything inevitably decays into a low energy state. ‘Infinite’ doesn’t mean ‘static’.
That’s sweet. Speaking of assholes, do you make it buy you dinner before it pegs you? Bet you don’t want to feel like an easy lay.
Good times. Enjoy fucking your hand tonight.
Did you just assume I assumed you assumed my gender? Troll.
a) I’m male and b) sure fucking am
If you don’t like women with an actual sex drive, feel free to get out of the way.
The one furiously jacking off to it.
Not what he was hoping for when she said there would be penetration that evening
Sure, a Rolex might be an objectively better watch. I wouldn’t know. But ‘poor’ is relative.
Hey man, I like Fossil. No need to call it a poor man’s watch, it’s a good product at a decent price.
You’re a lucky man @OP. The girlfriend is really putting her best foot forward for you.
He also did lots of cocaine, according to the legend
I’m sorry but enjoy it while it lasts.
Doesn’t look anything like ketamine
*PS4
I don’t usually read it myself
Not fucking possible in the age of globalisation.
You knew exactly what you were doing when you framed this
I fucking hate you. +1
Dude. Run.
She’s got huge... tracts of land!
Jesus Christ Marie they’re minerals
Vintage
Yeah, that was shitty of him to make excuses if they weren’t real reasons. It kept you from moving on.
Hey friend. I know you have feelings for him, but you can’t tell them not to see each other. I’m sorry, this must feel awful right now.
Entropy basically means that everything inevitably decays into a low energy state. ‘Infinite’ doesn’t mean ‘static’.
That’s sweet. Speaking of assholes, do you make it buy you dinner before it pegs you? Bet you don’t want to feel like an easy lay.
Good times. Enjoy fucking your hand tonight.
Did you just assume I assumed you assumed my gender? Troll.
a) I’m male and b) sure fucking am
If you don’t like women with an actual sex drive, feel free to get out of the way.
The one furiously jacking off to it.
Not what he was hoping for when she said there would be penetration that evening
Sure, a Rolex might be an objectively better watch. I wouldn’t know. But ‘poor’ is relative.
Hey man, I like Fossil. No need to call it a poor man’s watch, it’s a good product at a decent price.
You’re a lucky man @OP. The girlfriend is really putting her best foot forward for you.
He also did lots of cocaine, according to the legend
I’m sorry but enjoy it while it lasts.
Doesn’t look anything like ketamine
*PS4