Unbeknownst to the world, there actually is someone who's living with a Four-Digit-IQ. This test was distributed to Ethan Morris in 1942, New England. During the time, people were stupid as fuck cause y'know ... 1942. Ethan wasn't your average stupid though. He was your slightly smarter than stupid kind of stupid. So you know ... he went and took this stupid IQ exam and all the dumb fucks were like, "Ehh ... He's smarter than all of us. Let's just fucking say his IQ is 1,000". And so lives on the story of Sir Morris, the dumb ass with a four-digit-IQ. Yeah I totally made that shit up. I'm the real genius. My professional background is that I'm Asian. That's like 900IQ at least right there. I wear glasses +100. I am an introvert who has no social friends +200. Oh, and I waste my time of this website most of my days so that's at least -200. So at the very minimum, and I'm being generous trust me, I'm sitting at 1,000.