988131 pts ยท October 22, 2014
He wishes he could have his name tattooed on every newborn.
"May have". It didn't, but it "may have".
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"Shall I spell it for you?"
"Sovereign Citizen" bullshit. Conspiracy lunatics who think they can get out of paying taxes by throwing around legal-sounding jargon and filing nonsense documents.
Posh cobra chickens.
Hope he doesn't stop to pee.
No kings. No Trump. Take over.
I think I need to bask.
If you graduated, you're over qualified.
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This is one fancy shitpost.
It's a carrot and a stick. Doggy mind blown.
Earth to Eve. https://youtu.be/EKtoVO2CNjE?si=gpHb2fdpD935AuKH
He looks like a living ventriloquist dummy.
I've heard of a cow lick, but...
spirt
The rats are probably the cleanest things in this house.
Listing... the rats for adoption? Sellers? Are they selling the rats?
Is your name Jesus?
Love me some wet, hairy beaver.
No hate. Just hungry.
I sits. Make it fits.
"You have 2 last chances... no, 3 last chances!"
You're right! I didn't notice at first.
I hope the stacked 3 has the driver in the top one. Otherwise kind of a cheat.
Bagel the Bugle? No, boggle..?
I'm angry at myself.
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He wishes he could have his name tattooed on every newborn.
"May have". It didn't, but it "may have".
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czFrc2M1cGF5dDd5emNoaHdqbDQwdWpqdnJ6MnM5bjFobTgxOTF2diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qT2jP5dOIMhhfVizHc/200w.webp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YXZxcWM0cnd2NGRwanEyaHN2aDJiOXRrbnh3NHpibm51YWZweGNjayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1VAd5O4odD1RvNiWRH/200w.webp
"Shall I spell it for you?"
"Sovereign Citizen" bullshit. Conspiracy lunatics who think they can get out of paying taxes by throwing around legal-sounding jargon and filing nonsense documents.
Posh cobra chickens.
Hope he doesn't stop to pee.
No kings. No Trump. Take over.
I think I need to bask.
If you graduated, you're over qualified.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2xyNms4cGxyM3BocnY3bGhzOWRqOWRpNnJicHF4YW9tOHN1Y2R1cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26gJz9XfDmQySuVRm/200w.webp
This is one fancy shitpost.
It's a carrot and a stick. Doggy mind blown.
Earth to Eve. https://youtu.be/EKtoVO2CNjE?si=gpHb2fdpD935AuKH
He looks like a living ventriloquist dummy.
I've heard of a cow lick, but...
spirt
The rats are probably the cleanest things in this house.
Listing... the rats for adoption? Sellers? Are they selling the rats?
Is your name Jesus?
Love me some wet, hairy beaver.
No hate. Just hungry.
I sits. Make it fits.
"You have 2 last chances... no, 3 last chances!"
You're right! I didn't notice at first.
I hope the stacked 3 has the driver in the top one. Otherwise kind of a cheat.
Bagel the Bugle? No, boggle..?
I'm angry at myself.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2ZsenloamV3bHFrdGhseTVrdDRiNHJoMjNhN3FuZmkydmVqc3BrcCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo/200w.webp