314a

27 pts ยท March 24, 2017


i like sleeping, coffee, video games, sneks, and dogs. i also like the oxford comma.

givin himself the succ

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's always the right time for Junji Ito type shit!

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

DISCLAIMER: I have never had alcohol within the same 24hrs as a shaggy inkcap iirc.

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

according to The Googles, it's the common ink cap you should not mix with alcohol. I eat the shaggy ones whenever I can and I never knew!

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

attempt at ""negging""?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

sexually activated almonds

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks! let's hope it was a happy kind of stare...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tell him I love him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn, that jess is not safe. advise her to run (in a way he can't see).

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Why are we NEVER doing this? do anything, for someone - for anyone - who would, but himself?"

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"how do you feel about oxygen?" "I gotta have it!"

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

this plus plushie or pillow between boobies for extra comfort! ive recently discovered that a pillow under the bent leg is even better.

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

doggerooni!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but on a serious note, this describes my experience so perfectly it's ridiculous

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

why he gotta lay out my business like that

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Junior Senior - Move Your Feet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

y he booty wiggle

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

#8 is a shooting stars meme just waiting to happen

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

oh look it's the main characters for this year's up and coming 3rd person shooters!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like I found my fancast choice for Chell from Portal

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

it's Truck Shepard's granddaughter

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0