1981amPrincess

980 pts ยท July 11, 2020


just another cog in the American dream for the rich. this is where I come for the laughs. Thank you all!

Congratulations on the 10yrs. I hope you have so many more decades to follow. I also swiped a few memes that already have a place, thanks ;)

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet. I was hoping it was gonna be posted where dudes at. The kinda business I'd love to support.

10 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Eats some water

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, I didn't even notice in slow motion. Wasn't until reading your comment. That was real clean

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'd twist it anyways.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Noah build the boat.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I appreciate your hopeful outlook. Typically with these kinds of posts it never goes beyond the bad. It's nice to read even if it's only hopeful. You just don't see it. I hope you have an amazing day.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh they'd be VERY popular!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was threatened with. If I didn't do good in school I'd be a ditch digger. Coincidentally I grew up and after 20yrs doing concrete got into water mitigation and hardscape. I regularly dig ditchs and i get paid good to do it. And it's so much easier on my body. I highly recommend digging ditchs.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A wonderful photo of an absolute legend and you wanna footnote a terrible (yea we all know) ailment. Bro come on. I'm sure you had something more (don't say it) positive things to say, no pun intended btw.

1 year ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 6

Nah man. Just like the freakshow I didn't elect. I want that same news. Fuck this timeline

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well being I'm surrounded by great lakes I'm all for it! I'll make breakfast you bring syrup. Or some day drinking screw it. That'd be a reason to celebrate in my eyes.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's not the right one though. You have to buy the bible from the great leader for a mere 60$. That'll clear everything up.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Huh. That sir/madam is something I've never thought of in that way. Sad but true. Either way thank you

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What would make a foundation unsalvageable? Are the trench footings or poured walls? I mean I've seen water damage and cracks and leaning. But from a fire?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome! Congratulations everything also looks amazing.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You still get surprised? I personally have gotten to the point of ugh what now. I just already know it's gonna be stupid. It's like real life tabloids or the Onion. But with all the dumbshit, you can still have an amazing day. So I hope you have one of those :)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg that's priceless. New money? Hell nah son, old poor. Sad but very true. I hope you have an amazing day.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm all for it too. Also American. Worked my whole life and am getting less and less as the years roll by. I say take down the ones that voted for this. I was barely an adult in the mid 2000s when shit sucked. I'll live through it again.

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Welp i made a obviously shitty choice at 18 and am 43 now. I'm not eligible to vote. But apparently I'm eligible for the white house. And I only got 1, 25 feckin years ago. It's beyond aggravating having to sit on the side and have 0 goddamn choice.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do I sign up

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And first lady donny dipshit

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Grew up with dogs and have had at least 1 my whole life. And our family Rottweiler was the smartest most loveable dog I'd ever had. Thee absolutely worst at ripping ass too. But they all get the updoots from me.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Stop

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Just as long as you don't get to the point of Christmas pajamas in June at the store. I mean if that's your thing and you don't care that much about what people think, that's cool. But have a little respect for yourself at the same time ya know.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Makes sense, that's not this case is all.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we can say it wasn't something significant that should've totaled it, yea?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well unfortunately it's our slow season. But if you're by the burbs north of Detroit you let me know. :)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol you rock

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0