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914 pts ยท November 25, 2014


---------------------------------------------------- Hi! You smell like trash. Can I take you out? Selfie: http://imgur.com/4eVrfbj Your white haired wonder. I'm a lurker. I comment sometimes and procrastinate most of the time. Be angry. Let it motivate you. But don't let it consume you. ----------------------------------------------------

Where do I get a Honedge? I just started, like, 2 hours ago. AND I might just be lost. Haha.

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Pokemon X. IDK why but I liked the cover. Bad Choice?

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I remember watching some of his shows back then. I was too young, but I remember staring blankly at the screen when the news was about him.

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Holy shit. I literally got a boner from watching this. *whistles* Me wants!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why do you have to hurt me like this

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I've tried yoga before. Believe me when I say that it's really hard to get an erection while you do ridiculous positions with your body.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wincest.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

That's how it feels to chew 5 gums.

10 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

Aww, man. This one.

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That dog is 30 speed faster than the ball.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This happens to me a lot. I'm a lazy boy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or virtual dildos. The possibilities are endless!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Worst. Blowjob. Ever.

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Best of wishes!

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I guess they say it because it isn't punny. Okay. Okay. I'm leaving.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I won't be surprised if this post is being used to smuggle drugs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regular pentagons can't even

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. I call her by her first name all the time. I never got used to calling her my mom.

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them instead of me. I guess it goes to show that the fault is with the students and grades are only a motivational factor. 3/3

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She spends hours upon hours at school motivating her students to study hard. Her students love her. In fact, she spends more time with 2/3

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My adoptive parent is a professor. One time, I heard her scream "Oh my God. How can you be this stupid?" while checking some papers. 1/2

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Boop the snoot.

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HEY THERE LET'S DO KISSING AND STUFF

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I guess he just wants a top-koalaty hug. Okay. I'll see myself out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HEY THERE LET'S DO SOME KISSING AND STUFF

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

If you need anal, your dick must go spiral.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

exceptional stress. So, yeah. Rant over. Learn to smile. P.S diamonds do not form from coal. Please, do something that makes you happy. 6/6

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to their highest point. We do that everyday and we let it bring ourselves down. We shouldn't. No diamond is ever created without a 5/?

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than some of us? They're not. It's all the same. We just see it differently because we always compare the lowest point of our lives to 4/?

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eat you up. We're like a coal and life is a big pile of mess we're in. We'll say, that's not fair. Why are other people born differently 3/?

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