1288 pts ยท November 22, 2013
Bored. Tipsy. Female. In that order.
She might be a rainbow, but she's dressed like a disaster.
OKC makes "crazy cat lady" sound like a positive life choice.
I once got 700 points on one comment in one day. It was amazing. And I had no one to share it with... :(
Ditto. And this is coming from a Scot.
Congrats, OP. You broke my heart and my childhood
OP wifed her hard, I guess.
Ow.
Hotter than the sun. You can lght up my universe, baby.
not again!
Why yes, I am perfectly comfortable being adequate.
Awww. What happened to his paws?
She shouldn't if she wants free sex. If she's looking for anything else... it could be a waste of time & energy.
Do that with a pair of DDs and wearing a turtleneck, then I'll be impressed.
Damn coffee racists. When will we be judged not by our shade, but by the content of our caffeine!
What gender are you? If it's a guy asking a girl, he wants sex -- you should skip that shit. If it's a girl asking a guy --hey, free sex!
Or maybe trust issues.
Catnip. Not even once.
Not very often that you see two cocks fight over a dropped ball.
Dating Bukowski would be scary.
The kid on the right just found his kink.
Don't look for Irish in Southie. They've all left to make room for condos. Do enjoy free drinks in any "Irish" bar.
Also known as "This Is How You Write A Term Paper In Under An Hour And Still Get An A."
Nah, the cat's just playing a long con.
Or when a comment gets 5 upvotes
Shaking hands with the Queen in the inner circle?
That baby should shit himself and see who follows...
Enjoy it, friend!
Party's over. Get ready for some business.
Thanks. I'd been having trouble urinating lately.
She might be a rainbow, but she's dressed like a disaster.
OKC makes "crazy cat lady" sound like a positive life choice.
I once got 700 points on one comment in one day. It was amazing. And I had no one to share it with... :(
Ditto. And this is coming from a Scot.
Congrats, OP. You broke my heart and my childhood
OP wifed her hard, I guess.
Ow.
Hotter than the sun. You can lght up my universe, baby.
not again!
Why yes, I am perfectly comfortable being adequate.
Awww. What happened to his paws?
She shouldn't if she wants free sex. If she's looking for anything else... it could be a waste of time & energy.
Do that with a pair of DDs and wearing a turtleneck, then I'll be impressed.
Damn coffee racists. When will we be judged not by our shade, but by the content of our caffeine!
What gender are you? If it's a guy asking a girl, he wants sex -- you should skip that shit. If it's a girl asking a guy --hey, free sex!
Or maybe trust issues.
Catnip. Not even once.
Not very often that you see two cocks fight over a dropped ball.
Dating Bukowski would be scary.
The kid on the right just found his kink.
Don't look for Irish in Southie. They've all left to make room for condos. Do enjoy free drinks in any "Irish" bar.
Also known as "This Is How You Write A Term Paper In Under An Hour And Still Get An A."
Nah, the cat's just playing a long con.
Or when a comment gets 5 upvotes
Shaking hands with the Queen in the inner circle?
That baby should shit himself and see who follows...
Enjoy it, friend!
Party's over. Get ready for some business.
Thanks. I'd been having trouble urinating lately.