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7205 pts ยท September 4, 2013


Ugh. Enter-to-submit sucks. Anyway, I'm glad to see TN finally got its marg shit together! Looks tasty!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm from Texas (see?). My brisket's on point.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Texas motherfuckers just can't help letting you know they're from Texas.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Might try your hand at being a fighter pilot, too.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad to have made your night!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Quesadilla" is a spanish portmanteau roughly meaning "cheese thing". So it's an $800 quesadilla, you say...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DOWNTOWN! Eating cheese in an alley!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best comment in a while!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheers, brev!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can only hope to one day find out, while also desperately hoping to never find out.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The bracket says to install with "this side down". As you can see, from my foot, that side is not facing downward.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good job not using the word "ignorant" correctly. Following in the traditions of conservatives wonderfully!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like AstroExplained said, this is a pattern, not an exception. Get your head out. Also, he specifically claimed to be a genius.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who said anyone gives a shit? Do...do you think you have to give a shit about something to meme about it? Oh, honey...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It's unimportant that a president made a factually incorrect statement, but it's important for me to tell people how unimportant that is"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost like he was just constantly lying about everything all of the time, even with no reason to!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

An occurrence does not a pattern make. Also, Obama never claimed to be a genius, stable or otherwise.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I didn't. See the difference?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, before you become president and decide to tweet about them, just do a quick google search. That's all it takes.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you decided that talking shit about an inept president isn't worth the time, but telling anons to chill is? Classic.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

It's a joke, bro. It's not that deep. Maybe if you weren't so invested in anons saying mean things about your hero man, you could let it go.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

I only hold people to the standard they set. He's the one who claimed to be a "stable genius" with the "best brain".

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 6

But you can absolutely call someone an idiot while being wrong. It's the pattern of wrongness that's the difference. Trump's always an idiot

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

I didn't say they were the same city, but I'll concede the implication. Consider it amended. "Yes, there are two Kansas Cities..."

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Pro: This is not a wheelchair. Con: This is not a wheelchair.

6 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 2

When your girl says she's alone to the M&M group chat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No chance of that, as far as I know. Just mildly amusing wordplay.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When the reposters get to it, maybe they can slap that on so that it's more legible for the Facebook crowd.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then I believe that makes you either a flower child or a toys-r-us kid. Both still qualify as 90's kids.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1