My youngest went as a "Professional" Wrestler
Last day of work! Starting my new job on Tuesday.
Happy Retro Game Day!
It's been 10 months since I (re)posted this!
WiccaWovenWkikipedia
My favourite place
Men, we don't know what we did.
Didn't see this done by anyone else, so I made this on my phone.
StaRvINg mY Dogs tO DeATh
10 years, 2 children and 1 divorce later...
My son just started reading HGTTG - I'm so proud!
Apparently you can hire Trump's Lawyer on cameo for $100
Chanting: "Dad, I'm hungry" works too.
One of my favourites
One of my favorites from 2 years ago!
Trust Issues?
Getting my kids ready for school these days
Manitoulin Island, Canada
Canadian Grocery Store
Always remind people of their worth...
Secret Santa (hand) Delivered!!
My 10th favourite from 3 years ago
Merry Christmas!!
How you gonna just scroll past and not boop this?
She's deaf from birth, so she doesn't bark - but she will trash talk you all night!
It's my cake day and no matter the hate on Louis- this is a genuinely brilliant quote.
Edge of Hurricane Nate - Flight into Austin Texas
Pumpkin Dwight
Some days...
This is like the physical incarnation of every conversation I've ever had. I think we're both on the same level but then somehow I end up shirtless at the bottom of a wet staircase in a river
iHeart
Hell Yes!!
Merry Christmess!
We're bored and he's sick - send jokes?
I missed my own cake day!
Really...
I'm dating a MONSTER
How do I get these assignments?
When parents visit...
Burr(ito)ains
The best thing I've ever said to end an argument.
I am not a smart man
I guess I'm going up?
Driving home from work yesterday and I get stuck behind...
My Son's take on my Wife and I getting seperated:
Didn't expect to giggle so much after that initial quote had me thinking
Dan, chill the f*ck out
Fireworks!!!
Please don't be Canadian, Please don't be Canadian, Please don't be Canadian...
March 12, 2015: The 400-page net neutrality order released by the U.S. Federal Communications Commission