0gre

36227 pts · January 30, 2015


I am large and definitely NOT in charge.

Savage

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DUDE! Get up! You're late for work!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dammit, Fred!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish he was wearing gloves

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

But...the ocean. It’s not castaway?

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

FYI: those are actually gaiters.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would join, but...not enough memes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where’s my 5 bucks, Jackie?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Forrest Gump. Great movie.

8 years ago | Likes 437 Dislikes 7

The other day I took a dump so big I needed counseling afterwards.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has science gone too far?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For anyone? You sure?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yea, baby. Gimme some starch with my carbs. Ya got french fries on the side?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MUSH!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9.5

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

He can heal others, too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I collect collectors. How much for the old man?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh, the crushing disappointment on their little faces.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

The answer is eleventeen

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pull your pants up

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I go to Thailand I have to deal with this crap. I just don’t go anymore.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 1

I try to avoid those.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What’s the little thing with the tassel?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I thought that 60 hertz hum was part of the personality of the instrument :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A male diva?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0