May 19, 2013 5:42 PM
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KR2013
Ok, I don't like calling things dumb because everyone has their own little way, but this...this is dumb.
MommaImgur
WTH? I bet one of them is getting it somewhere and if they aren't when they finally do they may be missing for days catching up! How stupid!
Kinseeker69
I can ACTUALLY SEE them both masturbating in separate bedrooms while screaming, "I'm a sinner, I'm a sinner".
fartharder
*fucks a hole in a raw potatao
Shumani
Do I get double-holy points for sleeping all day on Sundays, too?
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
He have too many potato, too few sex. Latvia have too few potato. Should fuck wife, send potato Latvia.
RolanCurry36
I'll cleave you
Thekingofbeans
He didn't choose the spud life...
madeanaccount
You think the spud life chose him?
TineCiel
Someone give these guys some alcohol
HereticsAllOfYou
Unless they've taken some sort of strange religious vows..... Why?....WHY!?
YesThisIsDogfort
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/274/973/629.jpg
IWishIHadMoreThumbs
The noise I just made...
dinkmeeker
Not a true article. From a satirical website.
AlxEverett
Not a true comment. From a satirical website. ;)
Smellz88
Whole raw potatoes fightin' boners for GOD.
mindolluin
I thought this was an ONION article
MissMu
Actually, when I was in high school, a girl brought raw potatoes all the time to trackmeets as a snack. She must have been horny.
notmychairnotmyproblem
That awkward moment when...
iamapolarbear
Seems like she wanted the P.
CheddarDreams
I just want you to know last night I had a dream I was eating raw potato sticks, and I'm pretty sure it was because of this comment >.<
eyaare
Does she really need to spray water on her face or could she just watch her husband eat a whole raw potato and be like "okay no."
annetteu
hahahahha =)
ThatsWhatISaidISaidBootyTraps
If you had been just a little earlier, this would have been top comment.
sportysportysportysportssportssportssports
His balls must look like 2/3 of the Blue Man Group.
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logant
Just act like you coughin'. That's what I do.
BennyJ89
I dont always think about having sex, but when I do, I eat a raw potato.
ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDie
I thought the point of marriage was to have sex ALL THE TIME.
ImNewGoEasyOnMe
Only the first 2 years.
letsgolightning
You just went raw potato, man. Never go raw potato.
hylian
Raw potatoes are quite good actually.
Nickandrus
Not instead of sex. ever.
Disastromatic
Rejoice of Raw Potato
fishfishcro
...and go about your normal lives.
zpaddy
thank god they will never breed
kcloud
Technically, marriage is to procreate, thus what they are doing is unchristian.
AttorneyAtLager
If they don't have a son his brothers have to rape her until she does. That's the Bible for ya!
thatsnotaknifethisisaknife
Not rape. wed her and try for some boys.
vegivamp
"wed" her. You know, "know" her.
JustTheTipOfMyArrow
Doesn't the marriage not count (meaning, religiously not legally) if they don't at least consummate the marriage?
I think you're right!
Blaised
I think you're right. For Catholics, that's how it is anyway.
bringbackfirefly
*AHEM*, uncatholic, thank you very much
Kingdweeb
It says in the post that they're a christian couple.
Jhondi
Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity
ya, but it's not an unchristian thing to do. it would be atypical if they were catholic. but being christian, they're just fuckin weird
MissJane
I used to eat a whole raw potato before running cross country races. This must be why I'm still single.
Comment above says: "when I was in high school, a girl brought raw potatoes all the time to trackmeets as a snack. She must have been horny.
oops. Caught!
So you wanted the D but got the P... no? I'll see myself out.
schizoidchuy
Two years later. Darla: "FUCK ME NOW! JON: "FINALLY!" *TEARS OFF HIS PANTS* darla: *pterodactyl noise*
JulesDrake
HORK HORK HORK!
...if any of you remember this, I'm so sorry.
haha not having sex just leads to frustrations for some people
Even in a Christian marriage, doesn't it not count (I'm talking religiously not legally) if they don't consummate the marriage?
According to the Bible if they don't have a son before he dies his brothers have to rape her until she does.
HarryPotterGeek
I thought I knew where you were going with that but then WHOOPS! we took a sharp left at Bluntest Way Of Putting Things Way.
Well... That escalated quickly...
sweetpeasoup
if only Christians read the bible, huh?
hurrimagurr
Weird ... eating a whole raw potato usually has the opposite effect on me
BeardKhan
Boner effect.
thechalange
Taking hot potato to a whole new level.
http://www.almightydad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/potato_23.gif
how you doin
Bumpaddler
as an Irishman, I hear you brother!
I think I would be your sister if anything
also, your upvote just moved me from "liked" to "Trusted", so cheers for that.
also, I've upvoted every single one of your comments. Hope it helps for the future too :) hehe
ceart go leor mo dheirfiúr... that's gaelic for "That's cool my sister", you're now officially Irish and also officially a Celtic sister.
Erebus9997
As a Scot, I find it amazing how similar that is to our Gaelic: "Ceart gu leòr, mo phiuthar." Yeah, I know it's a bump.
Yeah they're fairly similar,I was able to converse with a scot in Glasgow and we both ahad a decent grasp of what the other was saying. Deas
I've seen Million Dollar Baby at least 3 times. So that pretty much makes me fluent in Gaelic
Never seen it. should I have?
DrunkenIrishPrick
Million dollar baby has stuff to do with ireland?
Pandahugs
As a happily married Christian...They're morons.
iamireland
Oh the irony.
CliveStaples
Yep
thediplomaticone
I agree wholeheartedly.
SweatyAlbatross
18yr old Christian virgin and proud but Daaaaaaamn I wan't sex bad. This is why we get married.
sk8tergater
....at a super young age. haha I'm just messin' with ya. good job staying a virgin through high school!.
foreignguy
mormons*
FunFingersMcGrabbyHands
As a Mormon, no. He means morons.
HugeMcLargeBig
As the rest of the world... mormon = moron
I'm sure you speak for the rest of the world.
The vast majority of the world sees Christianity as a hypocritical tax shelter, and a self-protecting pedophiles club.
As a- you know what, fuck it. That was clearly a joke.
Not saying I didn't laugh, just that Mormons would think this is stupid too, had it actually happened and not been satirical.
fathercomstock
No, God wants married Christians to bone. "Be fruitful and multiply" and all that.
Maenadsdance
Mm-mm, that's old testament. Paul tells us marriage is just for those of us who would burn because of lust.
JasonThorn
John 10:10b: "My purpose is to give them a rich and satisfying life." God wants you to enjoy sex with your spouse when you're married.
raoulduke25
As a Christian, I laughed way too hard at this hilarity: "God wants married Christians to bone."
As a Christian, you're welcome, friend.
soil
As a Christian: get a room...with your respective wives!!
TheStickyWicket
As a Christian, that probably made me laugh harder than it should have.
Yoraiz0r
As a jew....Well I've got nothing but I wanted to make a change!
yawndere
As a Christian, why do I feel entitled by saying "As a Christian"?
flugaisoppa
It's from Lark News, a satirical website
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Buzzkill. Sorry for the lateness of my insult..
Woah, pretty late
stevetehpirate
Thank you. I was scared for a bit.
jackbos
Thanks. I figured it had to be bullshit. Even the most hardcore Christians have no problem with married couples having sex.
cthedon
Ok good, I was seriously concerned
InTheDesert
Twigglesnix?!
quantacostacerveza
Fuuuuuck ,I thought it was real...:(
Icomefromthelandoftheiceandsnow
DAMN imagine the stories that could come of this
samolson
Aw damn it...
ronnomatic
I wish I'd have remained ignorant
Pharya
That may be true, but there ARE people who practise abstinence for life and become a little fucking weird trying to do so.
diesel100
Thank God, man. Thank God. People are dumb enough, I thought it was possible.
SuchDoge
fuck sake, wanted to believe that D:
Thuperduper
Thank God!
Yazeke
Oh thank god, I almost cried.
prattleassassin
just as I thought
HighwayToTheDangerZone
doesn't matter; the Christian right will start demanding raw potatoes instead of condoms in schools.
found the Christians! lolz
TotalSmartAss
still.. the WTF level is strong in this idea
themightyjmo
yeah...as someone who had pretty committed Christians as friends all my life: they are DYING to get married and start stickin' it.
.. in the bum hole.
RabidRaccoonSpaceMarine
Oh....you don't even know, my friend.
I mean, actually I do.
opad
I knew a guy that was going to wait till 7 years after marriage to have sex in order to make sure they were right together.
OpieForever
Did it work?
I can't find him on facebook.
Shouldn't you not get married if you're not sure you're right together?
Choc113
In the closet you think?
FaceOfBeaux
Oh praise God! I was hoping it was from the Onion or some such thing because this is stupid. Even as a Christian this is dumb!!
AcclaimNation
Especially as a Christian@
NotSoSmartAlek
PAUL himself, the misogynist, pro-celibacy PAUL! says that if you're married, go ahead and do it.
minnow1776
You would know, I mean you are Jesus and all.
>_> nooooo...
AWiseGuy
You misunderstand. His name just means he was a virgin when he was born. He isn't claiming to be Jesus, so it's alright.
KanKan669
The Bible actually says that married people should relish in sex and that a woman should satisfy her husband with her breasts. Fo' real.
Proverbs 5:18-19
noeashly
I'm sure if my husband read this he'd say, "AMEN!!" and he's not even religious.
JaqenHgar
WELL THANK THE LORD!
MisterDictionary
Cleave unto your husbands, bitches.
LurkersGottaLurk
toshabee
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37162448.jpg
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
fistfullofpancakes
Could I please have the scripture for this? "Not tonight baby. I have a headache." "I don't care. God said so."
ThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
The endorphins released by your brain during sex actually help to get rid of a headache. :)
BadPun
RELISH in sex? I guess they have some ketching up to do.
too late future....too late...we'll get em next time...
BamBarr
I'm laughing so hard at the though of this dude eating a whole raw potatoe. I just imagine him crying whilst eating it.
saxshoe
Isn't eating whole raw potatoes dangerous?
Joefesok
Yes, but they're christian, so fuk da rulice
raviool
he is reason why latvia is famine
turgidtodgerofthehinterlands
*Arfgnarfnarfmarf* *sob* *NARFMARFGNARFHARF* *weep*
HollandTunnel
Sometimes my computer logs me out and I'm too lazy to log back in, but I did it just to like this comment...+1 man, +1.
YeastyPorpoise
He sees this really hot girl in yoga pants and just stops, face completely blank, and pulls a raw potato from his bag to chow-down on.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Relevant soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc
Legodragonxp
Talk about a dicktattership.
JimCosmo
And the lord saith "lol noob."
OneOfThoseKnights
and then jerking off
destinydecider
When he could be eating something else heuheuhe
thereisnodanaonlyzuul
Bravo.
galebourn
StepHeadedRedChild
+1 for relevant (almost) perfectly looping gif.
OracleForCheap
*thought. Sorry.
No worries! I typed this up in a hurry and misspelled some things. I was not expecting to get this much response. +1 for you though!
ultimatew
If he eats 15-45 raw potatos a week that cannot be healty
ArthurMercer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1wxwYOeMk
mide8
In one bite! NOM
uitSCHOT
I'm imagining him eating more potatoes then the entire country of Ireland per day!
CShock
wheres that guy who animates everything when we need him???
slapmyassandcallmesusan
while singing to himself,'aaaalllll by myyyyyseeeelf......don't wanna be....alllllll bbyyyyyy myyyssseeeelllff...'
thefrug
Friend Zone Level: Religious
ericb33
I appreciate your use of "whilst".
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks dude, have a great day!
You too!
YouCanFixThatWithPotatoes
Wow...I am so relevant.
ItMakesNoSenseAtAll
Fix anything with potatoes it seems!
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
One way or another - if baked potatoes or fries don't do the job, vodka will. And that's potato juice.
MarvelHorse
That you are.
Moosecock
You are too!
I'd like to say you are also however I don't think there is much cock of anything going on here.
CranberryHorse
And what about the woman. Spraying herself with misted water. What is she, a cat?
TerribleBot
a pussy
If she is wearing a white shirt, thats not nice of here
Flinkle
Can't you just see her scampering through the house after she squirts herself in the face?
Hehe
llamasockpotatobacon
Your comment made me think harder about this than I should have. Now I feel dirty.
DYING!!! Bahahahaha!
youreasmellypiratehooker
I'd like to squirt her in the face.
I think Jon would like to squirt her in the face too! Poor sod, eating raw potato!
Vantia
Raw potatoes are poisonous (not deadly), which makes this even more sad/hilarious.
Fuck you guys, I don't know what to believe any more. My life is a lie.
Raw potatoes are slightly poisonous, but you need to eat quite a lot of them for it to make a noticeable effect, which would be pooping.
peruzzy
raw potatoes = fever in my case
MeAnd2Bs
Safe for humans, not for small animals like hamsters.
TIL about the dangers of raw potatoes. Thanks!
Pboyyyz
If people would start spelling it as potato, that would be great.
Dooood
well, when speaking of A potato, you are correct, but when pluralized (as in the post you replied to), it IS spelled potatoes.
Tate713
Green potatoes/leaves are poisonous. Raw potatoes will not hurt you. My family enjoys eating them that way.
neondemonn
Loooove raw potatoes.
AmiAthena
There's a type of new/fingerling potato that tastes like it already has butter on it. Those are delicious raw!
i81u812
I like mine with a bit of salt.
I like mine the Irish way http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_thhLPTkF7vc/S6FEosv_5SI/AAAAAAAABDM/P0gxtuBUFLY/s400/7_course_meal.jpg
That's the best :)
diddiz
They still contain poison, very little though.
flamingflamingo
So do appleseeds and tomatoes. And I wouldn't say "contains poison" so much as "what it's made of is poisonous to humans".
So do apples, almonds, cherries, tomatoes...Like I said. Raw potatoes will not hurt you.
Sure, it takes about 4kg of raw potato peel to even show first symptoms of poisoning, or 25kg or raw unpeeled potatoes.
KR2013
Ok, I don't like calling things dumb because everyone has their own little way, but this...this is dumb.
MommaImgur
WTH? I bet one of them is getting it somewhere and if they aren't when they finally do they may be missing for days catching up! How stupid!
Kinseeker69
I can ACTUALLY SEE them both masturbating in separate bedrooms while screaming, "I'm a sinner, I'm a sinner".
fartharder
*fucks a hole in a raw potatao
Shumani
Do I get double-holy points for sleeping all day on Sundays, too?
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
He have too many potato, too few sex. Latvia have too few potato. Should fuck wife, send potato Latvia.
RolanCurry36
I'll cleave you
Thekingofbeans
He didn't choose the spud life...
madeanaccount
You think the spud life chose him?
TineCiel
Someone give these guys some alcohol
HereticsAllOfYou
Unless they've taken some sort of strange religious vows..... Why?....WHY!?
YesThisIsDogfort
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/274/973/629.jpg
IWishIHadMoreThumbs
The noise I just made...
dinkmeeker
Not a true article. From a satirical website.
AlxEverett
Not a true comment. From a satirical website. ;)
Smellz88
Whole raw potatoes fightin' boners for GOD.
mindolluin
I thought this was an ONION article
MissMu
Actually, when I was in high school, a girl brought raw potatoes all the time to trackmeets as a snack. She must have been horny.
notmychairnotmyproblem
That awkward moment when...
iamapolarbear
Seems like she wanted the P.
CheddarDreams
I just want you to know last night I had a dream I was eating raw potato sticks, and I'm pretty sure it was because of this comment >.<
eyaare
Does she really need to spray water on her face or could she just watch her husband eat a whole raw potato and be like "okay no."
annetteu
hahahahha =)
ThatsWhatISaidISaidBootyTraps
If you had been just a little earlier, this would have been top comment.
sportysportysportysportssportssportssports
His balls must look like 2/3 of the Blue Man Group.
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logant
Just act like you coughin'. That's what I do.
BennyJ89
I dont always think about having sex, but when I do, I eat a raw potato.
ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDie
I thought the point of marriage was to have sex ALL THE TIME.
ImNewGoEasyOnMe
Only the first 2 years.
letsgolightning
You just went raw potato, man. Never go raw potato.
hylian
Raw potatoes are quite good actually.
Nickandrus
Not instead of sex. ever.
hylian
Disastromatic
Rejoice of Raw Potato
fishfishcro
...and go about your normal lives.
zpaddy
thank god they will never breed
kcloud
Technically, marriage is to procreate, thus what they are doing is unchristian.
AttorneyAtLager
If they don't have a son his brothers have to rape her until she does. That's the Bible for ya!
thatsnotaknifethisisaknife
Not rape. wed her and try for some boys.
vegivamp
"wed" her. You know, "know" her.
JustTheTipOfMyArrow
Doesn't the marriage not count (meaning, religiously not legally) if they don't at least consummate the marriage?
kcloud
I think you're right!
Blaised
I think you're right. For Catholics, that's how it is anyway.
bringbackfirefly
*AHEM*, uncatholic, thank you very much
Kingdweeb
It says in the post that they're a christian couple.
Jhondi
Catholicism is a denomination of Christianity
bringbackfirefly
ya, but it's not an unchristian thing to do. it would be atypical if they were catholic. but being christian, they're just fuckin weird
MissJane
I used to eat a whole raw potato before running cross country races. This must be why I'm still single.
JustTheTipOfMyArrow
Comment above says: "when I was in high school, a girl brought raw potatoes all the time to trackmeets as a snack. She must have been horny.
MissJane
oops. Caught!
iamapolarbear
So you wanted the D but got the P... no? I'll see myself out.
schizoidchuy
Two years later. Darla: "FUCK ME NOW! JON: "FINALLY!" *TEARS OFF HIS PANTS* darla: *pterodactyl noise*
JulesDrake
HORK HORK HORK!
JulesDrake
...if any of you remember this, I'm so sorry.
schizoidchuy
haha not having sex just leads to frustrations for some people
JustTheTipOfMyArrow
Even in a Christian marriage, doesn't it not count (I'm talking religiously not legally) if they don't consummate the marriage?
AttorneyAtLager
According to the Bible if they don't have a son before he dies his brothers have to rape her until she does.
HarryPotterGeek
I thought I knew where you were going with that but then WHOOPS! we took a sharp left at Bluntest Way Of Putting Things Way.
JustTheTipOfMyArrow
Well... That escalated quickly...
sweetpeasoup
if only Christians read the bible, huh?
hurrimagurr
Weird ... eating a whole raw potato usually has the opposite effect on me
BeardKhan
Boner effect.
thechalange
Taking hot potato to a whole new level.
Thekingofbeans
http://www.almightydad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/potato_23.gif
hurrimagurr
how you doin
Bumpaddler
as an Irishman, I hear you brother!
hurrimagurr
I think I would be your sister if anything
Bumpaddler
also, your upvote just moved me from "liked" to "Trusted", so cheers for that.
hurrimagurr
also, I've upvoted every single one of your comments. Hope it helps for the future too :) hehe
Bumpaddler
ceart go leor mo dheirfiúr... that's gaelic for "That's cool my sister", you're now officially Irish and also officially a Celtic sister.
Erebus9997
As a Scot, I find it amazing how similar that is to our Gaelic: "Ceart gu leòr, mo phiuthar." Yeah, I know it's a bump.
Bumpaddler
Yeah they're fairly similar,I was able to converse with a scot in Glasgow and we both ahad a decent grasp of what the other was saying. Deas
hurrimagurr
I've seen Million Dollar Baby at least 3 times. So that pretty much makes me fluent in Gaelic
Bumpaddler
Never seen it. should I have?
DrunkenIrishPrick
Million dollar baby has stuff to do with ireland?
Pandahugs
As a happily married Christian...They're morons.
iamireland
Oh the irony.
CliveStaples
Yep
thediplomaticone
I agree wholeheartedly.
SweatyAlbatross
18yr old Christian virgin and proud but Daaaaaaamn I wan't sex bad. This is why we get married.
sk8tergater
....at a super young age. haha I'm just messin' with ya. good job staying a virgin through high school!.
foreignguy
mormons*
FunFingersMcGrabbyHands
As a Mormon, no. He means morons.
HugeMcLargeBig
As the rest of the world... mormon = moron
FunFingersMcGrabbyHands
I'm sure you speak for the rest of the world.
HugeMcLargeBig
The vast majority of the world sees Christianity as a hypocritical tax shelter, and a self-protecting pedophiles club.
iamireland
As a- you know what, fuck it. That was clearly a joke.
FunFingersMcGrabbyHands
Not saying I didn't laugh, just that Mormons would think this is stupid too, had it actually happened and not been satirical.
fathercomstock
No, God wants married Christians to bone. "Be fruitful and multiply" and all that.
Maenadsdance
Mm-mm, that's old testament. Paul tells us marriage is just for those of us who would burn because of lust.
JasonThorn
John 10:10b: "My purpose is to give them a rich and satisfying life." God wants you to enjoy sex with your spouse when you're married.
raoulduke25
As a Christian, I laughed way too hard at this hilarity: "God wants married Christians to bone."
fathercomstock
As a Christian, you're welcome, friend.
soil
As a Christian: get a room...with your respective wives!!
TheStickyWicket
As a Christian, that probably made me laugh harder than it should have.
Yoraiz0r
As a jew....Well I've got nothing but I wanted to make a change!
yawndere
As a Christian, why do I feel entitled by saying "As a Christian"?
flugaisoppa
It's from Lark News, a satirical website
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Buzzkill. Sorry for the lateness of my insult..
flugaisoppa
Woah, pretty late
stevetehpirate
Thank you. I was scared for a bit.
jackbos
Thanks. I figured it had to be bullshit. Even the most hardcore Christians have no problem with married couples having sex.
cthedon
Ok good, I was seriously concerned
InTheDesert
Twigglesnix?!
quantacostacerveza
Fuuuuuck ,I thought it was real...:(
Icomefromthelandoftheiceandsnow
DAMN imagine the stories that could come of this
samolson
Aw damn it...
ronnomatic
I wish I'd have remained ignorant
Pharya
That may be true, but there ARE people who practise abstinence for life and become a little fucking weird trying to do so.
diesel100
Thank God, man. Thank God. People are dumb enough, I thought it was possible.
SuchDoge
fuck sake, wanted to believe that D:
Thuperduper
Thank God!
Yazeke
Oh thank god, I almost cried.
prattleassassin
just as I thought
HighwayToTheDangerZone
doesn't matter; the Christian right will start demanding raw potatoes instead of condoms in schools.
HighwayToTheDangerZone
found the Christians! lolz
TotalSmartAss
still.. the WTF level is strong in this idea
themightyjmo
yeah...as someone who had pretty committed Christians as friends all my life: they are DYING to get married and start stickin' it.
flugaisoppa
.. in the bum hole.
RabidRaccoonSpaceMarine
Oh....you don't even know, my friend.
themightyjmo
I mean, actually I do.
opad
I knew a guy that was going to wait till 7 years after marriage to have sex in order to make sure they were right together.
OpieForever
Did it work?
opad
I can't find him on facebook.
Thuperduper
Shouldn't you not get married if you're not sure you're right together?
Choc113
In the closet you think?
FaceOfBeaux
Oh praise God! I was hoping it was from the Onion or some such thing because this is stupid. Even as a Christian this is dumb!!
AcclaimNation
Especially as a Christian@
NotSoSmartAlek
PAUL himself, the misogynist, pro-celibacy PAUL! says that if you're married, go ahead and do it.
minnow1776
You would know, I mean you are Jesus and all.
NotSoSmartAlek
>_> nooooo...
AWiseGuy
You misunderstand. His name just means he was a virgin when he was born. He isn't claiming to be Jesus, so it's alright.
KanKan669
The Bible actually says that married people should relish in sex and that a woman should satisfy her husband with her breasts. Fo' real.
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KanKan669
Proverbs 5:18-19
noeashly
I'm sure if my husband read this he'd say, "AMEN!!" and he's not even religious.
JaqenHgar
WELL THANK THE LORD!
MisterDictionary
Cleave unto your husbands, bitches.
LurkersGottaLurk
I'll cleave you
toshabee
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/37162448.jpg
THESHOUTINGTURTLE
fistfullofpancakes
Could I please have the scripture for this? "Not tonight baby. I have a headache." "I don't care. God said so."
ThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
The endorphins released by your brain during sex actually help to get rid of a headache. :)
KanKan669
Proverbs 5:18-19
BadPun
RELISH in sex? I guess they have some ketching up to do.
BadPun
too late future....too late...we'll get em next time...
BamBarr
I'm laughing so hard at the though of this dude eating a whole raw potatoe. I just imagine him crying whilst eating it.
saxshoe
Isn't eating whole raw potatoes dangerous?
Joefesok
Yes, but they're christian, so fuk da rulice
raviool
he is reason why latvia is famine
turgidtodgerofthehinterlands
*Arfgnarfnarfmarf* *sob* *NARFMARFGNARFHARF* *weep*
HollandTunnel
Sometimes my computer logs me out and I'm too lazy to log back in, but I did it just to like this comment...+1 man, +1.
YeastyPorpoise
He sees this really hot girl in yoga pants and just stops, face completely blank, and pulls a raw potato from his bag to chow-down on.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Relevant soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc
Legodragonxp
Talk about a dicktattership.
JimCosmo
And the lord saith "lol noob."
OneOfThoseKnights
and then jerking off
destinydecider
When he could be eating something else heuheuhe
thereisnodanaonlyzuul
Bravo.
galebourn
StepHeadedRedChild
+1 for relevant (almost) perfectly looping gif.
OracleForCheap
*thought. Sorry.
BamBarr
No worries! I typed this up in a hurry and misspelled some things. I was not expecting to get this much response. +1 for you though!
ultimatew
If he eats 15-45 raw potatos a week that cannot be healty
ArthurMercer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx1wxwYOeMk
mide8
In one bite! NOM
uitSCHOT
I'm imagining him eating more potatoes then the entire country of Ireland per day!
CShock
wheres that guy who animates everything when we need him???
slapmyassandcallmesusan
while singing to himself,'aaaalllll by myyyyyseeeelf......don't wanna be....alllllll bbyyyyyy myyyssseeeelllff...'
thefrug
Friend Zone Level: Religious
ericb33
I appreciate your use of "whilst".
BamBarr
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Thanks dude, have a great day!
ericb33
You too!
YouCanFixThatWithPotatoes
Wow...I am so relevant.
ItMakesNoSenseAtAll
Fix anything with potatoes it seems!
fueledbypotatoandsarcasm
One way or another - if baked potatoes or fries don't do the job, vodka will. And that's potato juice.
MarvelHorse
That you are.
Moosecock
You are too!
MarvelHorse
I'd like to say you are also however I don't think there is much cock of anything going on here.
CranberryHorse
And what about the woman. Spraying herself with misted water. What is she, a cat?
TerribleBot
a pussy
foreignguy
If she is wearing a white shirt, thats not nice of here
Flinkle
Can't you just see her scampering through the house after she squirts herself in the face?
CranberryHorse
Hehe
llamasockpotatobacon
Your comment made me think harder about this than I should have. Now I feel dirty.
notmychairnotmyproblem
DYING!!! Bahahahaha!
youreasmellypiratehooker
I'd like to squirt her in the face.
ItMakesNoSenseAtAll
I think Jon would like to squirt her in the face too! Poor sod, eating raw potato!
Vantia
Raw potatoes are poisonous (not deadly), which makes this even more sad/hilarious.
Vantia
Fuck you guys, I don't know what to believe any more. My life is a lie.
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
Raw potatoes are slightly poisonous, but you need to eat quite a lot of them for it to make a noticeable effect, which would be pooping.
peruzzy
raw potatoes = fever in my case
MeAnd2Bs
Safe for humans, not for small animals like hamsters.
BamBarr
TIL about the dangers of raw potatoes. Thanks!
Pboyyyz
If people would start spelling it as potato, that would be great.
Dooood
well, when speaking of A potato, you are correct, but when pluralized (as in the post you replied to), it IS spelled potatoes.
Tate713
Green potatoes/leaves are poisonous. Raw potatoes will not hurt you. My family enjoys eating them that way.
neondemonn
Loooove raw potatoes.
AmiAthena
There's a type of new/fingerling potato that tastes like it already has butter on it. Those are delicious raw!
i81u812
I like mine with a bit of salt.
TerribleBot
I like mine the Irish way http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_thhLPTkF7vc/S6FEosv_5SI/AAAAAAAABDM/P0gxtuBUFLY/s400/7_course_meal.jpg
Tate713
That's the best :)
diddiz
They still contain poison, very little though.
flamingflamingo
So do appleseeds and tomatoes. And I wouldn't say "contains poison" so much as "what it's made of is poisonous to humans".
Tate713
So do apples, almonds, cherries, tomatoes...Like I said. Raw potatoes will not hurt you.
diddiz
Sure, it takes about 4kg of raw potato peel to even show first symptoms of poisoning, or 25kg or raw unpeeled potatoes.