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My wife finally found out where I've been getting my frozen Snickers bars.
Jul 28, 2015 10:52 PM
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criscooo
I would do this.
lcaptdolove1
Dam I never thought of that good one
INDIG0M0NKEY
So I took a picture and put it on the Internet.
Vulpinologist
Hope his wife doesn't browse Imgur...
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
You had to hid candy from a grown-ass adult, with the full ability to supply themselves with candy?
NoSuchAg3ncy
How do you eat frozen chocolate without breaking a tooth? I can understand refrigerating it, but frozen?
Pawprintjj
My parents did it; my son does it. I will never understand.
eroso
Meanwhile your soybeans have been melting in your pocket?
zaqop
warm pockets can't melt steelbeans
AgentTempest
Next time hide her underwear in there and tell her it's your secret knickers stash
YouMustBeFunAtPartys
A repost
TheLastAmigo
is that the only thing in your freezer?
GNiko
What else would you need?
WeirdKid
Maybe he took shit out so he could take the picture…?
MehWasTooShort
I can't imagine what else he should have in the freezer
Iwantedtodownvotefartharder
I am definitely stealing that idea
guairdean
My daughter's friend has three brothers. She kept her snacks in a tampon box in her room. It was never touched.
selfinflictedimgury
Now that she's on to you, put an edamame bean inside the Snickers wrapper
ojsimpsonsmemorabilia
I'm surprised they were hard to find, considering there is only one thing in your freezer
omfgitsmichael
I would've known something was fishy when i saw the emamame package in there for more than 3 hours.
omfgitsmichael
edamame, sorry
Jdub06
unacceptable
omfgitsmichael
I agree
gps37146
http://imgdrive.co/xeawnevxi96o/77777.jpg.html
emjei
Who would've guessed that frozen Snickers could be found in the freezer.
eroso
Yes! he a smart man http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Chinese+President+Hu+Jintao+Visits+Japan+Day+nZ2fzNVDFnQl.jpg
TheMoistBandit
Crazy how nature do that
thefurredreich
LOL wife is dumb
MrMarmalade88
Im sure his wife smiles since shes beautiful
TinklyFlea
The giveaway was when the snickers bag was full of nasty soybeans.
MagicalAIDSFrog
#soybeanwind
itsnotsciencefiction
I love edamame
LactoseFairy
Now put edamame in some snickers wrappers and put those back in the bag
ionlydoitcuziloveyouguys
Evil genius.
RadionicPsychotronic
http://i.imgur.com/Um3Po2i
siler7
PandaSamurai
And what's in the edamame pods? Tinier snickers.
PsuPepperoni
*inception horn*
ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
*demonic laughter*
TheRuxinLooksLikeAMiddleAgedLesbians
I feel a deep connection to you
TE2NC
*snickersing intensifies*
MerpiddlyFiddly
now get a snickers packet and fill it with soybeans
cajunbrewer
My wife hates chocolate, so I don't even need to hide mine.it.at least until the kid gets old enough to steal it.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Hmmm... can a women who doesn't like chocolate be trusted to not be some sort of alien?
cajunbrewer
She says that she ate way too much in one day as a kid. The alien thing might explain why she doesn't like sci-fi movies though.
Cheomesh
Most people I've met don't actually like chocolate. They do like chocolate hints in their sugar, though.
Pharya
Bingo! Chocolate without sugar tastes like shit. People just associate chocolate with chocolate confectionary these days.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
A truth people wish they could suppress with their downvotes.
Silversyx
Whos freezer is that fuckin empty? I have to duct tape mine shut.
thegr8rambino
AHAHAHAHAH
TomeBagel
Watch feckin money bags over here! With their food and their duct tape!
Silversyx
It's minion duct tape too! The fancy kind! None of this plain silver stuff! Oh yeah, the caviar of duct tape.
minime0813
We typically only have ice and a couple of meat packages with the occasional frozen treat. Mom hates cooking with pre-frozen food.
nadirecur
This. Mt freezer is about 2/3 empty. I mostly cook with fresh ingredients. Most of my freezer foods = emergency/lazy foods.
minime0813
Yas!
Candymostdandy
This makes me instantly want to be friends with you.
The72ndRaven
Werd. When The Lady hits costco, it's fricken Tetris time!!!
JessThe2ndBestt
That's what I say every time I do a big shopping trip, I'm going to have to buy a separate deep freezer before long
Silversyx
Ooh. That's a dream. A nice grown up dream.
Candymostdandy
I am the absolute best at freezer Tetris! Everyone tells me I should go pro.
Silversyx
I have half a 20lb bag of ice in there &a shit ton of vegan burgers. (Not my choice. Shit roommate.)
thegr8rambino
Lol very shit
CHIDDY95
Edamame is good shit doe
Justaguypassingthrough
Must have been a "marathon" hunt
Dunes8
*snickers*
CommodoreSkippy
("Snickers")
BaconOnARock
Will ("snickers") repair my computer?
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Best comment ever!
TheMoistBandit
Sure it's not a reply?
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Best reply ever!
TheMoistBandit
Sure it's not a comment?
omnispark66
It would be a reply to an image right? So they would be technically correct, the best kind of correct.
laxophelia
"I'm only helpingggg"
pumpernicklelel
Best thread ever!
beedude
*frozen*
MileHighLivin
JagdPanzer38T
I said it first god damn it >:T
philosorapstar
*chortle*
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Best laugh ever!
ForTheNords
I saw this, went to the next image and then it sank in. I had to come back to upvote, thank you.
TheRicM
Icy what you did there
walterpeck
Want to play a fun game? Say "snickers" repeatedly until you embarass yourself.
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Ha! Pun's...
hazanshu
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Fuck. That is god damn genius.
smashspin
This is the most brilliant and necessary genius ever. Now I can finally put food away without someone else eating it!
Geekyre
Davidnfilms
I hide candy inside one of my old computer cases. She never ever finds them.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
Well guess it's time to get a new hiding spot
smashspin
This is the most brilliant and necessary genius ever. Now I can finally put food away without someone else eating it!
WardSharlow
My parents used to wrap my Halloween candy in tinfoil and stick it in the back of the freezer. I stupidly just thought it was leftovers.
PhilMcBuckoL
This! This is why I will get fat!
AluminiumFalcon
Idk man. I hid my porn in a WW2 trivia folder and my wife still found it. Snoopin' ass bitch.
kelestofkels
But I like steamed soybeans...
KapnKershaw
YOU"RE the one!
kelestofkels
The one who finds all the secret stashes of chocolate, apparently.
hatershadesfordays
Deploy boring soy product decoy bag
threesee
I would have found them instantly! I love edame
MosbiusArchitect
God dammit Gump! You're a god damn genius! You must have an IQ of 160!
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Apparently not, the Snickers got found.
FatElvisWasBest
I do the same thing. Except with weed. And instead of an edamame bag, I use a broccoli bag. Bc no one in my house eats that shit.
SenorFunGuns
heh Beelzebub's Broccoli
echondo
You: "Where is the broccoli bag in the freezer?" Other Person: "Oh I threw that out since it's been in there for years!"
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
And then someone throws it out
AudentesFortunaAdiuvat
IT'S NOT WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER!
GIsLife
... What?
FatElvisWasBest
Exactly! It's broccoli
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
I think I'm the only one that got this reference
AudentesFortunaAdiuvat
You da real MVP!
TittySprinkle
Maybe put other stuff in the freezer next time...
JustStawwwwp
TittySprinkle knows what's up
JahNoodles
maybe an ice cube tray or even a cold pack
Shoplady
*pulls everything other if freezer to clean it, then takes picture*
wordsandzombies
"Freezer? Well la dee da mister French man!" "What do you call it?" "A food hole!"
iWillUnleashTheEntirePayload
Why does it say 4th on the bottom right of your comment bar?
zoomer296
Because he has the fourth account ever made on imgur. How else do you think he could've gotten that username?
ChunkyYetFunky12
It looks like my dorm room freezer
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
He covered the other stuff with invisibility saran wrap.
dejaentendu03
Well that's how he should hide his snickers
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
The main stash is there. These are a decoy.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
He should've add a nail-clipper so that we know of this
thefurredreich
Hey, we can't all afford to stockpile our fridges, mr moneybags!
Ewido
My freezer is the only part of my refrigerator that has stuff in it.
DrPeterBreath
That's ok, because this is a freezer.
LongwindedPuntificator
For some reason, I can't stop snickering!
RedTurtle1234
That's my mother's fault!
botosai2001
My freezer is where I keep tater tots and vodka, it's worked well for me thus far. Granted a diversity of foods would probably be better.
redneckjep
Potatoes and liquid potatoes!
rebeccaisafish
This is a joke i know, but freezers work more efficiently when they are full!
thefurredreich
they also work better when they're on but i don't have that luxury!
MotokoKurenai
Just put more empty bags full of snickers in then she wont find them all.
Verldemert
Hey hey! That's mr. Tittysprinkle to you.
lilycurran
Well he can CLEARLY afford Snickers. ;P
Wakborder517
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5c/3d/e8/5c3de8f1b21cabc6a9d64d3c76ceb2f2.jpg
Wakborder517
No he can't. Why do you think he has to hide his only food?
lilycurran
Well, he BOUGHT them, so he CAN afford them. He's probably hiding them because he's not supposed to have them!
Wakborder517
I figured that was the case. It was a joke.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Joke or for serious? Because tell me your weekly food budget, and I can show you how to stretch it.
gayducks
Mine is like 1000 a week, I eat mostly pussy
whycanteverydaybecaturday
$30-2 adults, 2 kids - we focus on potassium rich foods (mostly potatoes) b/c of deficiencies. No oven, but have electric skillets, (1/2)
leversandpulleys
Beans (prepared Goya back of the can style--my god, so good) and rice helped me get through some tight times.
whycanteverydaybecaturday
crock pot & hot plate. I'd love to hear suggestions, really sick of the same old thing. (2/2)
zoomer296
Lots of rice and lots of Creole seasoning. Add whatever vegetables you need to get rid of.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
But seriously, $30 for food for a week, and you're feeding 4 people? HOW?
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Clone potatoes, grow pumpkins, tomatoes and ... do you have a backyard? Situation?
CaptainHughJass
Go shoot a deer and butcher it yourself. Lots of meat for cheap
FatElvisWasBest
No shit right!! Looka this guy here with groceries. Psssshhh
QuadrilateralEnix
you would enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal_Jerk/
PrivateJoenes
Yeah what a loser with his full fridge. *stomach growls*
Lobananaforscale
Awww I could just make you a hot meal right now if I could
sorryguyzz
Anyways, here's wonderwall.
AsianDad
But I need space for my dead body collection.
MrRandom314159
Just cut off their heads. That way you can still talk to them, and you're cat will stop bothering you for a while.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Just hide the Snickers inside the bodies. Problem solved!
ProfessorDumbledoge
As someone who does taxidermy as a hobby, this is accurate.
Candymostdandy
I have a separate freezer for that.
shewalksthenight
Hmmmm, not a lot of room in there though. Maybe grind them up, like coffee :D
CheezyNerd
Username makes this
Imghurrr
Um
GIsLife
All of the dead bodies were once students that got an A-
Hanumanism
So hiding snacks from your wife is a thing?
whatmeworkquestionmark
I can relate. While grocery shopping with my gf I have to hide pop-tarts under other items
ADisturbedOne
I hide my sweets from my husband, so it's a thing.
sciencekitty521
Hiding snacks is _always_ a thing when one of you has more self-control than the other. Otherwise they're gone by the time you want them.
pmathew
Seems like a thing for people with weight issues.
haraway37
You're obviously not married
neptunestreasure
I have to hide snacks from my boyfriend. I swear he thinks 1 container always equals 1 serving.
ADisturbedOne
Oh my god, same here... "that pint of Ben&Jerry is 3 serving... STOP EATING IT" "NO"
ruferto
as a fellow snackbro, he's not wrong
CatrionaShadowleaf
My mother refuses to stop dieting, so me and my dad used to hide swedish fish from her all the time so as to not "tempt" her.
Temptedweeds
Meaning she's yell at you if you did have it?
Matdredalia
That's really sweet of you guys to actually consider her. Kudos for being nice to Mom! ^^^Up-Vote!^^^
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
The moment you realise Swedish fish is candy and not some delicacy style cured fish.
ADisturbedOne
When my dad bought it... I was scared of trying it, now I'm addicted to it. Good shit.
PresidentTaft
Swedish fish are not much more tempting than circus peanuts
Matdredalia
Says you.
Temptedweeds
You don't know my feelings toward circus peanuts >.> screw you Dave screw you!
CatrionaShadowleaf
I think the same thing about cheesecake but for some reason many people don't feel the same.
SociallyAwkwardFemale
Ditto. Cheesecake is gross.
narsbee
I hide snacks from my husband bc I'm ashamed of my gluttony lol!
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Worked in a grocery store for a few years. A usual always bought stuff in 2 transactions - one of them always being in cash. The cash 1/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
transaction items were all the stuff his wife wouldn't let him have. He even had a hidden safe he kept the items in (or so he said) 2/2
aravinglunatic
oh thats so sad. a grown ass man getting told what to do by a woman like his mom and he's 7.
SociallyAwkwardFemale
Could be a legit health issue that requires a strict diet. My grandpa has heart disease and we have to watch him or he'll kill himself.
bentwrenches
Heard that. Dr. told me to cut out carbs and sugar so I had pasta for dinner and topped it off with a 3 musketeers bar.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
While I understand what you're saying and can kind of agree, I also understand that a person's actions can affect those around them. 1/2
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Hurting yourself by living a bad lifestyle can take you out of the equation pretty quickly....that leaves a void in a lot of lives.
griffinzoth
That's actually too bad, edamame is super good
kraeftig
Yeah unless it makes you crazy sick that is.
NwabudikeMorgan
With coarse salt and a cold glass of Kirin Ichiban. mmmmmmm
JimmyyyD
But... Snickers
dwkindig
I bet Snickers with some sort of crunchy edamame (fried? freeze-dried?) would be pretty damn tasty.
LiterallyYourMom
Well clearly they bought some at some point if they have an empty bag.
DoctorOwly
I buy this exact brand of frozen veggies including edamame. Yum.
thegr8rambino
not as good as a snickers ice cream bar lel
Minionlord
Yeah I just recently had them for the first time and they are really good
Mickstah
Yeah I'd prefer the edamame
surelyijest
Me too. Peanuts are gross.
BirdMcGuy
Yeah I could eat a million edamame in one sitting but probably not a million snickers
ItsAnAction
Ugh, who are you even?
Mickstah
Sorry I can't even
databit
mickstah
ItsAnAction
Well you got me.