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theuberzer
As a North Dakotan, do not live here. It is a frozen hell’s cape wasteland
tgeliot
Why New Hampshire but not Ohio?
WrongTimeWrongPlace
I sent this to my dad, and he asked if we were moving ?
junk4u
Of course... they’re the ones next to Canada. :)
RandywithanI
Idaho, you just had to stick your nose in there.
corvettee01
Nah, Montana took too big of a bite, Idaho could have been fairly square shaped otherwise.
Austinnooter
Boo. Your joke is bad and you should feel bad too
TheBlueMuppet
Lol, not you, ohio
cakeordeathdeathimeancake
HA, took me a minute
doesntmatter
Technically Hawaii is also a top state at it's longitudes
moricai
I'm a little annoyed that it's not the 12 states with the highest elevation.
Pheehelm
Cactuskid69
Alaska at bottom here
ButterflyHeimlich
I thought this was a "flee to Canada" joke
Zefar
Alaska has a pretty strong lead here.
QuantumLeapist
As a Dad, I approve this post.
mchococakes
JoeKreeg
As a dad, I got it immediately. My teenage son took a long minute. Good to know he’s not a dad!
BenderRodriguz1010
Solid test there sir
Prinnly
I'm more upset it took me awhile to understand the joke...
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
Hottest state to live in: Hawaii
fakieflip180
I am a dad, and indeed I laughed.
jbhillington
Yes! NH made it...
emmalilly
L
Suikodenstar
ciscoxing626
Only the ones touching Canada??? Makes sense
chibivikram2
whatwouldyousayyoudohere
tacocatacocat
This is the top of dad jokes
DanJonesKing
Oh thanks for telling me. It was a Maine concern of Maine.
drumph
Fuck this jokes taken me far too long to get
TheBlueMuppet
Every time I see this I notice how ive never thought of Idaho, Ohio, and Indiana as having a northern border with Canada.
Burgundee
Indiana doesn't have a border with Canada. That's Lake Michigan, and they only border Michigan and Illinois on the water.
TheBlueMuppet
If you go north from indiana on the water the next thing you hit is canada, so i count that, lol.
AdmJota
Ohio and Indiana border the Great Lakes.
Burgundee
Ohio does have a border with Canada, it just happens to be in the middle of Lake Erie. Pennsylvania too.
PWBoiler
And the one with an Indiana shore (Lake Michigan) is entirely within the US.
VeryBadIdea
I get this reference
LabiaCrust
What is this referencing?
lowkeysavage
Haha that these are the states on the top of us
bydesignph
And your almost a Canadian ?
yoMommah
In Canada they say *You're
SemiLucidUser
BenderRodriguz1010
FireSolvesProblems
I get the joke but not the reference.
TurboUnicorn3000
Can someone explain for my friends friend ?
GiantFlyingLabia
And is your friend's friend... you?
WhaaatDa
Top states. Top of the map
KrakenAyy
To be honest I thought it had to do with the yellow and since they were the states the furthest North they were peeing on the snow hence
KrakenAyy
The yellow
WhatUpDog3000
I always thought this was some political statement, like live near Canada or something. Now I get it!
cptnjackharkness
I always thought we should have a US citizen program for Healthcare. Charge a fair price only. No more.
ImHereForExplicitContent
No no, that was it.
iHateMyselfButIHateYouMore
Nice to be healthcare adjacent at least I guess
cobacalao
Aussie?
bpwyndon
They are the top most states, geographically.
KarateCanine
I thought that too. But also maybe I was missing a "yellow" when they answer the phone joke.
quantumvendetta
I thought it was because they were cold and dads like it cold
MadHakon
You did something wrong. You aren't meant to help people who are that oblivious. NATURE DICTATES THEY MUST DIE!
Suikodenstar
tzk132
Hey go easy on their friend. I've definitely had friends way dumer.
Snooj
Hopefully they were the bom so you're num to it now.
archercartridge
Oregon is further north than east coast states tho, the 49th parallel isn't a straight line
MoistenedPenguin
Did we ask for the northernmost states, or the top states? Lol
sephreniasmh
You're not wrong, but it's not the topmost state it's under one.
mrputter
So is Wisconsin. Unless you consider that the lake counts, in which case: Ohio and Pennsylvania? Any which way, it's a mess.
IdiotPatrol
The UP? That's just our hat.