tswol
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me irl
Dec 7, 2015 11:57 PM
tswol
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5415
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Gitche
I hate being named Aaron solely for the fact that people call me A-A-ron. >_>
IMissYourMusk
Laughtose intolerant +1
Wombutt
That is why 'assassin' is my favorite word
jaybeaux
Doing us Terps proud
cyberiak
Tiredness level: possessed by the spirits of Beavis & Butthead
ChocolateWithRaisins
Yeah but I bet he got paid that $5
alyails
I like typing assassin quite a bit.
EroticZombiePants
Since when can a college student afford Red Lobster?
LausDeo
#7 Is a line from The Affair
Squeezit
#1 I gotta fucking try #1
thenonoman
As a college professor, we gave you the spoon the first week, showed you how to use it the second, and reminded you weekly until now.
planefreak
Someone please tell me what app this is please please please please please. Thank you
blondewithabrain
I miss yik yak
BilldeTurlock
I enjoyed the best one best!
SmugCat742
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I still don't know if this is a website or an app or what.
RoomTemperatureCoffee
Yik Yak, a mobile app. The key feature is it's location-based to facilitate more localized discussions like an anonymous bulletin board.
pretendingtobeokay
It's an app commonly used by college students. It's like a simplified, anonymous reddit.
tinyanarchist
Confession bear without the bear.
UMDhockey17
I GO TO MARYLAND
Nainil
I went there. Then graduated this past May.
PolarBlair924
I couldn't tell by your username or anything.
neeks64
UMD REPRESENT!
danktrees
Since when can a college student afford anything other ramon? The red lobster one is a fake
BushelOfLabeouf
UMD!
VeryCoolDude
how is this app called
methos94
Bet you didn't expect a meh vote day one. I'm a drunk randomer.
VeryCoolDude
wat is tis
rossalupus
I was really expecting top comment to be about #13 but then i rememebred im not on FJ
robothobo
#13 wouldn't be a dealbreaker... unless it's a lot nicer than mine. I need to bring SOMETHING to the relationship, damn it.
JGoat
I don't know what a dick pick is used for, and I certainly do not want to find out.
MnemonicMonkeys
People on YikYak are the worst
MySpiritAnimalisMySpiritAnimalisBillMurray
#10 mad respect for having the balls to ask that.
WhiteLotusMantis
i enjoyed the last one best
HRinappropriate
✈⛽❌melt that
RonPaulWasAnInsideJob
I strangely identify with it.
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I'd give it 9/11
VIAI
5/7
Fenrir1
So a week?
cocksparkle
If I was better at math you bet I'd make a joke about x amount of weeks!
KiYiRythian
Well while you rate that post I'm gonna read some kids a story.
SpacemanSpiff1000
2) lemme smash
TurdQuadratic
3) ???
illegalacorn
ok
TurdQuadratic
3) ???
LordSupergreat
Username checks out.
freezingfist
blackguard89
bonus points if you say it with the lenny face expression
nathanielac
Wrastle*
PButterandJ
explain?
locaribbit
"Do you want a box" said fast sounds like, "do you wanna box" as in pugilistic fighting. But then you say to wrestle instead.
Veckzis
In addition to what I said, that also applies to "want a", although less frequently
Veckzis
It's not that people say "want to" fast, it's that they literally say "wanna". I do it all the time when talking nonchalantly.
AliBarber
I don't even slightly get the A-A-ron one.
TheRoyalPawn
https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw
AliBarber
Won't play it.
TheRoyalPawn
Update ur imgur app or open in youtube
AliBarber
It just won't load anything. If it's a US only video it won't work here.
TheRoyalPawn
Well look up "substitute teacher key & peele". Should work buddy