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MagicSoakingMySpine
+1 for numbering. You are a gentleman and a scholar. And probably a scientist as well.
ICameHereToKickAssAndLookAtFunnyPicturesOfAnimals
#15 That bear is in Leavenworth Washington! ...I feel special.
ticktockbent
#13 Look, it's L past | we're running late Karen could you get a move on?
AaleX01I
Finally a good guy. OP I wish you happy cake day and thank you for the numbers
darkhalfbreed
#2 isn't impressing, it is only a white engram.
Riverismyname
But how do you spell tragedy? Oh, thanks phone :)
criscooo
Bro, my biological bro is born September 28, bro. So, I can tell him he's MY libro, bro. PS, Libro is book in Spanish (I am also Hispanic).
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
Hey it's my birthday too!
scizorrr
#3 "I am think you're gorgeous and can't help myself"
Justineer
I fink u freeky and I like u a lot.
whatevenarecats
Screamed the stable boy.
ChanningTastum
#6 http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/palindrome.png
Smeeff
Bless you
sp00kysadie
The use of "your" in #17 makes me think they're not best authority on what to remember for school
GDawg
Love how on 27 the name was covered, its Limmy a Scottish comedian so I doubt he worries about people knowing who he is.
dukegonzo
I was thinking that too.
EruditeAphrodite
#47 Grew up in Texas and use y'all's on the regular.
sahweet
this one had me dying. good stuff.
CapreDiem99
Did anyone else think that #2 was the ending to #1?
dreadpiratekhan
Shout out to anyone else who counted on their fingers for #19. Also, #43 is super accurate, and #50 is just beautiful.
YamatoIouko
But...I've is a contraction, shouldn't that be two words? "I have"?
dreadpiratekhan
Nope. If you wrote "I have", it's two words. "I've" is one word that conveys two words' worth of meaning through the magic of contractions.
KrautrockCat
This is how german firefighters operate to this day, even when there's a fire the have to wear masks to conceal their beautiful faces.
MrHarryBallzac
wat
xUNxSilverSpade
I write sins not tradgedgdegedgeies
rougeasian
...screamed the stable boy
Girtouh
http://imgur.com/6nTIQhu
LynxYouOweMeASoda
That tragedy one fucked me up. English is hard.
johnnyzcz
"I chime in with a have'nt'you've heard of..."
slagath0r
Love
IBlowForALiving
I noticed you have #'s in your name.......CYLON!!!!
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Don't be dead
LazyBrazilian
What the Greek fuck is going on in #29 ?
ontheinternetnobodyknowsyoureadog
#2 isn't a snowball. It's a snodecahedron.
Mistamage
Look, it's a snow poff!
WDGaster
I was looking for this
LateTripod00100100
I'm already determined
StarmanUltra
domzie
Nyeh heh heh.
SirFeatherbottom
#2 Actually, it's a snowdecahedron
Laikirio
I was looking for this comment :D
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
My birthday is actually 28th of September! I'm a Libro!
areyoufuckingshittingmynuts
am i the only one who fucking hates #42? like, god forbid someone have other friends than you. and dont give me the mental illness bullshit
millyfoo
My first thought was that people who speak good of others behind their back probably do the same about you... It's a good trait :/
Asrodrig
I mean, yea if you did that by definition you wouldn't be homeless.
baronridiculous
#23 is actually a very moving video. Dynamic, introspective, good dialogue, decent camera work. I know it well. May go watch it now.
satan52
#40 sounds like a good time..
YodaTheWise
Who cringed a bit when they saw "your welcome"?
Teagami17
There our know rules to the English language. Have an nice day
Imghurrr
Guess proper grammar wasn't as important knowledge as the worm
txmount
September 28? Bro, your dad gave your mom the D for Christmas.
shesaidgoodbyetotheground
That's my birthday
ReturnofthePLK
You too are a product of a holly jolly Dickmas
commonseaurchin
Mine too!
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
47 is my favorite bc, as an Ohioan bordering Appalachia, I didn't catch what the hubbub was about the first time through.
LazyBrazilian
#47
LazyBrazilian
I did this so I wouldn't have to scroll up.
srslydude
As a Southerner, I use y'all'd've all the time.
BiscuitAdvisory
you trip over your words?
OSCgal
I don't think I get past double contractions. But then, I'm not a Southerner.
JustSomeRandomTrash
As an Australian I hear a lot of people talk like that, including myself.
RalphysMom
Virginian here. Sometimes I have to repeat myself because I leave so many syllables out
AwesomeSauce432
Australian: Everyone leaves out syllables, so it's just kinda our language now.
kexiplex
I just realized I use them
Vitrum
I'm in Missouri, we say y'would've all the time.
BreadyStinellis
I say you'd've. Same thing, just more Wisconsiny.
PoIluticorn
Not a southerner but I use that word a lot too now that I think on it. Never knew it was a legit word though.
UncomfortablySexual
I mean...is it one word? OR FOUR?
PoIluticorn
As an English Major (for reals) I have no fucking clue.
srslydude
I like to think that it falls under either local dialect, slang, or colliquial terms. Probably local dialect.
InterruptingA10
Why wouldn't'ya've thought that?
OgreCyques
I like this dump especially because A) new content and 2) you number them so I find the ones people comment about. P.s. 33 was my favorite.
itsabadassodour
I went to a Hard Rock Cafe once and got a burger. The cheese was 1€ more and bacon was 1€ more. I was annoyed.
bigolewhiteguy
I like it because when you said 33 was your favorite, I could easily go back instead of counting from the beginning
superanth
And unfortunately quickly becoming accurate.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Funny thing is, people will pay for that dlc and extras anyway, so the companies won't stop.
redchan39
...screamed the stable boy
Myfirstnamewaschosen
I liked 19
MineSweeperKing
*Agressively scrolls up*
PaulsonPieces
As a mobile user I only see images 1-3 no big album.
ohmegatron
As a mobile user with a broken phone,
hoboispope
A) 33 is funny 2) esepcially becuase Maccas just starts with building your own Burger III.) which are delisc btw
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
If you use the hashtag, #33 it lest us desktop users hover and see the image without having to scroll. TMYK
bernlack
#33
bernlack
Shit, it doesnt work on mobile
Jet3444
Oh my god. Too far up to scroll haha
sahweet
ain'tnobodygottimeforthat.
ElatedSacrifice
A...2... I think you forgot the alphabet or how to count
Danmanbadman
Except the alphabet doesn't actually have to be in an order.
UnreasonableOverreactions
Paul Reiser did this all the time on Mad About You! IT'S COMEDY GOLD!!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
A, 2, BINGO, X, 4, Z... The Alphabet: A Summary
DragonDildoChandelier
Perfect
superbest
B Summary
BrainSOsmoof
Its from an episode of Seinfeld, i do it all the time, confuses the fuck outta people
UnreasonableOverreactions
No! Paul Reiser did this all the time on Mad About You! MAD ABOUT YOU!! CHECK YOUR REFERENCES!!
ElatedSacrifice
As soon as I said what I did I assumed I missed a reference, thank you.
BrainSOsmoof
Ah! Mad About You! Youre totally right! I knew it was from one of those sitcoms from my childhood
UnreasonableOverreactions
Fair enough, young padewan
somenub755
If you put a hashtag you can click it and it helps desktop users find the shit quicker. #33 for my fellow lost brothers.
slagath0r
I have gastroenteritis and i almost puked my stomach out, it looks delicious but too loaded for this brain to handle
Splodgey
But mobile users are screwed
CaptainBergatron
I believe it's called a number sign in this case
ohmegatron
The official name for the symbol is an octothorp.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
#19, sincerely, mobile user
somenub755
I don't see why you need to be a dickhead over this, I was just telling the man how he could improve everyone's experience.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
You're offended easily
somenub755
You're telling me to fuck off, am I supposed to be cheering for you?