Meet El. My brother made this.

Jun 10, 2021 1:17 AM

AustinJolly

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My brother likes to design and assemble interesting shapes and creatures. This one happens to have a couple cool features.

This guy weighs a good 30 lbs it seems. All iron fittings, butcher block mounting base.

He has cork and seals preventing any liquid from going anywhere else but the valve.

Ready for some action.

Really cool adding the light bulb face.

Fill 'er up.

We can't forget the lit up shot!

This is the best gift anyone has ever gotten me.

Edit - Thank you all for the kind words, I'll let him know how cool everyone thinks this is. I love it. Here's a lamp he built. https://i.imgur.com/uNqxMIs.jpg And if you want to try to convince him to sell these awesome creations you can see more of his work on his instagram https://www.instagram.com/stevejolly24/

Should build in some way to pressurize it. Push air into the bottle so the vodka can come out. Otherwise it will just trickle.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome job man.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like a real life version of Gyro's light-bulb assistant.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That’s pretty amazing

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a firefighter I want one how much shipped to New Zealand

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

--What is my purpose? -You dispense Vodka. --Oh my god.....Awesome.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's lights up and can pour a drink? That's awesome!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the demogorgon of alcohol service!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL good one hollz

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I so want that!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd use stainless homebrewing pipe-threaded fittings, but that's just because I've used something similar to this before. The vodka tastes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

like metal after a while sitting in contact with the brass.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you reconfigured it, he could tee tee Tito's.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of The One Electronic.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's fucking rad. Tell your brother he's rad.

4 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

Will do!

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Ask your brother how much it would be if he made one to sell? Probably more than I can afford, but I’m curious

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably 100 bucks just in the hardware on that beast

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duck tales Little Helper!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

action shot pls

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"A *couple* good features"??? How about ALL the features are good??

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How does it light up? Witchcraft?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’d buy that!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's cute! How tall is he? Because he seems tiny, but that is a full-sized bottle of Tito's on his back.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Props to your brother, I’d have a drink or two from that bartender!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

he wanted to be a fireman, but not the kind that puts them out, The call him the Eluminator

4 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 1

It was a pleasure to burn.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So like a Fahrenheit 451 firefighter?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

more like Grisu, the dragon kid who wants to be a fireman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gris%C3%B9

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Illuminator.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah but its a character name and it had to start with EL so no asterisk required.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotcha.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30 lbs ≈ 14 kilograms or 2.1 stone

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

0.12 Chewbacca in imperial measurements

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you bot! You're a good bot.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah I was wondering how many stone that was.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I'm struggling with scale here though, banana not found.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand any of that. Can someone convert it to washing machines?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

115.313 bananas

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TIL bananas are scale for weight, too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does he sell them?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If so, I’m also interested in placing an order

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

They made the broken sound of a tornado siren into a creature‽ Fuck yes!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Where is this from? I want to send the maker all my money.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I like this version:

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

that one felt weirdly... adorable.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sirenhead. Creator's name is Trevor Henderson.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Minus the Titos of course, that shit sucks

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

It's the best of the cheap I think ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The best of all vodkas. Clean as fuck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I respectfully disagree

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0