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My brother likes to design and assemble interesting shapes and creatures. This one happens to have a couple cool features.
This guy weighs a good 30 lbs it seems. All iron fittings, butcher block mounting base.
He has cork and seals preventing any liquid from going anywhere else but the valve.
Ready for some action.
Really cool adding the light bulb face.
Fill 'er up.
We can't forget the lit up shot!
This is the best gift anyone has ever gotten me.
Edit - Thank you all for the kind words, I'll let him know how cool everyone thinks this is. I love it. Here's a lamp he built. https://i.imgur.com/uNqxMIs.jpg And if you want to try to convince him to sell these awesome creations you can see more of his work on his instagram https://www.instagram.com/stevejolly24/
Makerofroads
Should build in some way to pressurize it. Push air into the bottle so the vodka can come out. Otherwise it will just trickle.
howcanyourunwithanarrowinyourknee
Awesome job man.
Cobaltios
Looks like a real life version of Gyro's light-bulb assistant.
commentsivehadafew
That’s pretty amazing
malachilenomade
PickleRickk91
As a firefighter I want one how much shipped to New Zealand
nucifero
--What is my purpose? -You dispense Vodka. --Oh my god.....Awesome.
workman482
It's lights up and can pour a drink? That's awesome!
Hollysdower
It's the demogorgon of alcohol service!
AustinJolly
LOL good one hollz
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Oh, I so want that!
StewedTomaters
I'd use stainless homebrewing pipe-threaded fittings, but that's just because I've used something similar to this before. The vodka tastes
StewedTomaters
like metal after a while sitting in contact with the brass.
AxellTheDragon
dangermint
If you reconfigured it, he could tee tee Tito's.
CandiedCorn
Reminds me of The One Electronic.
cartherium
That's fucking rad. Tell your brother he's rad.
AustinJolly
Will do!
RorytheRedKing
Ask your brother how much it would be if he made one to sell? Probably more than I can afford, but I’m curious
DonteHaversham
Probably 100 bucks just in the hardware on that beast
CrispyNougat
Duck tales Little Helper!!!!
IncrediRis
action shot pls
BlancheFromage
"A *couple* good features"??? How about ALL the features are good??
IAmDuckHammer
How does it light up? Witchcraft?
LookWhatIKanDo
PewPewPinoy
I’d buy that!
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
He's cute! How tall is he? Because he seems tiny, but that is a full-sized bottle of Tito's on his back.
Mongicane
Props to your brother, I’d have a drink or two from that bartender!
ouchistubbedmytoe
he wanted to be a fireman, but not the kind that puts them out, The call him the Eluminator
CrazedDrifter
It was a pleasure to burn.
itsallaboutthecones
So like a Fahrenheit 451 firefighter?
GazongaGizmo
more like Grisu, the dragon kid who wants to be a fireman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gris%C3%B9
Erutanmi
*Illuminator.
ouchistubbedmytoe
yeah but its a character name and it had to start with EL so no asterisk required.
Erutanmi
Gotcha.
UnitConversionBot
30 lbs ≈ 14 kilograms or 2.1 stone
mercyPandaRunner
0.12 Chewbacca in imperial measurements
GinOClock
Thank you bot! You're a good bot.
kevinallovertheworld
Ah I was wondering how many stone that was.
RanchoCucamonga
I'm struggling with scale here though, banana not found.
D1G1T0L
I don't understand any of that. Can someone convert it to washing machines?
ImSilverTongue
115.313 bananas
Mockingbirb
TIL bananas are scale for weight, too
kazewakun
Does he sell them?
foreverlurking19
If so, I’m also interested in placing an order
DarkSock
itsthevoiceman
They made the broken sound of a tornado siren into a creature‽ Fuck yes!
jherazob
kenewe10zgunaskor
Where is this from? I want to send the maker all my money.
jherazob
I like this version:
GazongaGizmo
that one felt weirdly... adorable.
garbijlord
Sirenhead. Creator's name is Trevor Henderson.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Minus the Titos of course, that shit sucks
LUML3Y
It's the best of the cheap I think ?
itsthevoiceman
The best of all vodkas. Clean as fuck.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
I respectfully disagree