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Nov 12, 2017 12:01 AM
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PunsThatMakeYouRuns
How can someone post pictures of their cock and get away with it!?!
oceansss
Saw this a couple years ago nice reupload.
GeneralComments
winner winner chicken dinner!
KingoftheMisfitDonuts
Ask why she crossed the road!
Blackjackal1122
My dad had a similar incident in his backyard. He tried to make it go away by throwing a rock at it. But that just made come closer.
Dumbledi
It's hiding because it knows it is about to be stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a mouth.
bigholms
Had that happen to a deer at my house once
BababaMoooya1
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NotYetNotYetNow
Update
stimpsonjcatt
Next pic: FRIED CHICKEN!
PaulieCarbone
Big shit in 3..2..1..
sinergy
You have a chicken now. Get ya a few build a coop. Free eggs and chicken hugs
blasthound
That’s cute
quattroformaggix4
I adopted many an animal this way. Had a free range guinea pig for four years cause he wandered into our yard.
quattroformaggix4
If the pattern holds, you'll be hand feeding him cavalo nero & running to his wheeking demands in no time.
BigJB
Now train the chicken to fight cuz the final battle is coming.....
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mourous
All hail corporate
Pegussu
As someone who used to own chickens, they aren't friendly. They are angry, hate-filled birds and I'm glad we eat them.
bachterman
look at the little repost dino
Iupvotegoodboys
VengefulQuokka
Probably a lurk.
OneColdGorilla
"Where are my eggs, Summer?"
DoYouKnowTheMoreoMan
"We own chickens now"
zipsline4
This is what I imagine bonding with your chicken looks like
HulkHoganWeComingForYouNiiiigaaaaa
Zahnradfee
Cute chicken.
napsmear
thewhifflingtit
I have a feeling that Plymouth Rock is going to fight me.
DarthTasty
https://imgur.com/Y7qh9aV
Pulger
Don't get too friendly. Those things will take and take, but ask for a favour and they disappear. They're wear-feather friends.
PaintedIsles
DoomSkuller
quattroformaggix4
I wish I could throw flowers before you so your feet never touched the ground again
SaveMeSalem
I don't get it.
zikaBLYAT
Fair weather friend.
TheDreaded1
DarthTasty
https://imgur.com/eYMVC5O
mastshin
really? mine is always asking for help with baking bread, and im like Biiiiiiitch call me when you need help eating it.
VelociRyan
This is the greatest joke I've ever heard.
quattroformaggix4
Yeah. And you know they came up with it JUST for this. So, double magic. New career potential definitely...
kingharpy
Hey oh!
FishLords
VanessaWhips
bkkhk
Don’t listen to the haters this was funny
quattroformaggix4
It was freaking hilarious. The haters just jealous of the impeccable wordplay.
hadadrumstickandmybrainisstillstuck
This is definitely op. I have never seen this before on the FP once a week every week for the last 60 weeks.
FsImgur
I almost didn't click on this, but I looked again at the thumbnail and I said "Is that a fucking chicken?!".
Lentic
I've seen this multiple times. It's definitely not OP.
thefuturistanthony
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
There are new FP posts multiple times a day, my friend. So unless you scroll through a couple hundred posts once a week...
thewhifflingtit
I do.
ItsASecretButIllNeverTell
To the other people in this thread, do y'all know what sarcasm is?
Goodnewwseveryone
Haha honestly... especially the way it was worded sounded like sarcasm no doubt
SaikyoStyle
I think it's spelt orgasm.
ItsASecretButIllNeverTell
U right.
nekoemote
It’s not
thefuturistanthony
spatulafrenzy
Woosh
nekoemote
ShyTurtleKing
Was that the sound of the joke going over their heads?
spatulafrenzy
That was a woosh, wooshing.
xheroth
Last pic before victim's pecker was gone.
RachTrap
going by the painted toe nails imma say their oecker is already gone.
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Thats a woman unless the guy paints his toe nails.
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
I only saw a dark big toe. Thought it was a bruise ....I should probably wear steel toes more...
prophetuscaecus
Well, lucky for them, a spare just happened to walk into their garage!
iAntichristx666
I made the assumption op was talking about the bird. You know, the cock
mantisblade
Beware of the badger, it said on the gate. It bit off my tadger, I read it too late.
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
That dude is wearing toenail polish then. Nothing wrong with it. Just sayin
PostIsRelatableToDisappointment
Looking by those toes, and I'm no toe expert. I think victim has no pecker this time round.
NateTheNuke
Looks lie you may be correct sir
Quantumkitty
last pic before victim got a pecker.
BrohthorNature
LocalFrenchCroissant
Did you just assume its gender ? Cis scum ! (this is sarcastic. just to be safe...)
ShaXzilla
You never know these days haha
leftbanana
No doubt @OP can get another pecker whenever desired
fskn
Not anymore, they don't.
BlueKarat
Not with that attitude!
DoomSkuller
... maybe
IWasInThePool
Why is this person sitting, shoeless, on the floor of their garage?
DeathAnGravity
+1 for asking the important questions
fskn
Because that's how you behave in the presence of chickens.
BrothaDarkness
white chicks will sit on any floor shoeless
Karsaell
Why do you stop at shoeless ? For all we see, she's as likely to be pantsless too. But that's a whole other kind of animal story
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
All great questions
Mercenarity
That garage floor is probably cleaner than 99% of the sofas in this country.
dreamingvividly
Why not?
alcaray
Chicken whispering protocol.
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
New imgur word of the evening: kalsarikännit. To get drunk no alone, in one’s underwear.
CoalBee
Most likely southern for the shoeless part. I'll walk on gravel barefoot before I put on shoes. Hate those things until something sharp
passerdomesticus
With a beaked creature that pecks hard and fast
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
Fast, not hard.
CidColetti
Why aren't you?
IWasInThePool
I don't know where they live, otherwise maybe I would.
fraggerinred
Why would you?
jdpt
Why ask why?
MonsieurLeMoustache
coz chickens
Tricotronic
Im not sure but that's one of the cleanest garages i ever seen
quattroformaggix4
Yah, aren't they usually derelict storage units?
wtfamIdoinghere000
Right!
arcadia2000
1/Storytime: My dad is pretty fanatical about keeping his garage clean and there's few things he liked better than making his kids do chores
arcadia2000
2/So on my 16th birthday, many years ago, instead of love and presents, (my first boyfriend dumped me and) my dad made me clean the garage.
arcadia2000
3/My sisters did their best to cheer me up but since they had their own chores, I scrubbed that floor until it shone on that cold winter day
arcadia2000
4/epilogue/plot twist Despite my "trauma" I still like to keep a clean garage. Thx dad. >.<'
quattroformaggix4
This is so my dads style. "Quattro, remember that time I made you paint the fence cause you were sad? ....Great parenting right there"