Dump-purge day 1 of 5

Clearing some space in my phone. Hold onto your butts, I ain't stopping until 245 memes are deleted.

My dad encountered shrinkflation with muffin packs and was piiiiiissed

Even better if it's loud and someone in another aisle laughs

Hot take from a Michigander, euchre sucks

They're right you know

I also did not authorize auto save you butt munch

Hieroglyphic of the 21st century. The colors make it legible.

Depends. In my town, twice. In my dad's area, they'd probably join in. They're bored af

No sound on this one sorry

My shoulder is messed up from trying to take a nap in a recliner. It'll never be the same again.

I'm only missing 10 paintings until my museum is complete, don't talk to me when Redd is on the back pier.

Let's hear it for tinnitus: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like your dog.

Yesterday I learned after mixing them up and leaving the house that two of my identical pairs of socks have different amounts of elasticity in them and my day was ruined.

Force no, but also add arts into the sciences and teach the science of art. No things need to be isolated from each other. The world is interdisciplinary, so too should we be.

Also check out the artwork of Vesalius. He was crazy good.

If I ever get married I'm going to put bags of tiny animals on the tables to encourage this

Tag yourself!! Nerdy Dong Corporal.

Or sings at me. Stop it and feed me.

Jesus literally said nothing about that stuff. Quit revising history and just be nice.

I've got the rack of Jessica and the aesthetics of Morticia

Cat tax!! Wilson is a good boy but right after this picture, he stuck his smelly butt in my face.