Cosmicfisherman
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Dec 4, 2025 11:56 PM
Cosmicfisherman
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Magnar1183
Biden looks incredible for someone suffering from mastisized rectal cancer!
bexxMaker
Everything is OK!
certainlynotaserialkiller
i might have saved this one for "some day"....
ZKintzer
Me. I'm sleepy
IHateItH3r3
Biden asleep is more competent than Trump awake
lonelyrangerofthedreams
The democracy, the morality, the decency, the fairness, the logic are sleepy too now.
saintrod69
fuck that genocide enabler.
cosonfused
Weird. this doesn't work on desktop, on mobile it does.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I especially like the 'Asshole!' part.
Trelfar
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
emu314159127001
Epstein noted this about him
Ijustwantquiet
They both are. lol
johnblood616
NumptyDumptyLump
44 downvotes hahaha lolz!!! HeS jUsT rEsTiNg HiS gEnIuS!
blfpd
I don't care that he sleeps. The disappointing part is the waking
GeorgeCostabaplaps
What's happening? Is he dying right now?
GreenJayBird
if only we were so lucky
itiswhatitis420
maga also tried the pedophile angle on biden, yet now its trump giving maxwell preferential treatment, redacting the shit out of the epstein files and telling people to get over it
CaldariBob
"Biden keeps smelling little girls!" Yeah, who can forget that one.
Okfushhh
Its. Always. Projection.
EveryGOPAccusationIsActuallyAnAdmission
My username is especially relevant.
NationofSchrad
DracarysBlackfyre
Me. I am sleepy. All the time. Im not even old
stephseviltwinII
Me too but I don't fall asleep at work
DracarysBlackfyre
Depends if ive got something going on or not
stephseviltwinII
Well the president doesn't have anything going on I guess
yeahhedugit
OmnibusLatinName
Did you see the Rape Van Winkle post yet? Love it!
yeahhedugit
No! Gimme!
OmnibusLatinName
Not much to it
yeahhedugit
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWF4ODQ5djZrbGZzaTQ1YnoyMjd3YW9meGhkYmR1Y3dzbGZjeDZrMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/fWfowxJtHySJ0SGCgN/200w.webp
HoboKingNiklz
Would be the perfect irony if Donny dozes off publicly and kicks the bucket right there, while Joe goes another decade.
hotrodny
And so a new national holiday was made
terajack2048
Remember you’re not dead until a physician says you are so technically still in power unless removed.
Baconlovesyoutoo
And the living former presidents all skip the funeral to go golfing together.
lsrulevitch24
I wish I wish I wish
RonFlorindo
A Christmas miracle, you say?
PirateArrrgument
They'll just rush him to Walter Reed, and then deepfake him for six months while rushing through the rest of project 2025
Iblamemyparentstoo
Iblamemyparentstoo
During a cabinet meeting that would be epic
CommunCreator
No, no, no. He doesn’t get to die before he gets sent to prison. He gets buried in an orange jumpsuit.
HoboKingNiklz
That would be my preference, I just meant the *irony* would be hilarious if he died falling asleep in public
Neednoggle
I would love it if he expired on live TV. I wanna watch it happen, and see it instantly be turned into memes too lol
R100GSPD
Claims to be pro-life...dies
Megadestructo
I would save that video to go back and relive that high whenever I was feeling down.
clarkWhogotsanity
They will just prop him up and one of their goons will be behind the chair moving him around
dpat13
Weekend at Bernie’s style
TungstenOrbital
Exactly that
PutItInNeutral
It wouldn't surprise me. Joe actually takes care of himself.
eromitlab
The only bad part of Biden's diet is ice cream. The only bad part of Turmp's diet is everything.
SophieClockwise
SumOneElse
If it wasn't for the cancer - Biden had the bad luck to get a rare nasty form of prostate cancer - he'd have good odds of making 10 years. OTOH he's not going to keel over tomorrow from one big mac too many, so he's still got a decent chance of outlasting Trump.
MenloPart
Knock on wood, I have only heard of assassination attempts on one of them, and by idiots.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
I mean, that one kid got really close
hhager23
Someone who is actually working.
SpaceHaggis
This
CaldariBob
90 minutes a day, whether he needs to or not. Then golfing.
dontrike
So you admit Biden is working?
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
God it's just so pathetic you're shilling for the worlds dumbest cult
TheRealArclight
SubtleOrc
who's that??
blaghart
All the railroad workers he banned from striking.
blaghart
Funny how they never have a retort for that one that isn't denial.
SubtleOrc
I'm Australian, I don't know the specifics of a train strike either..
blaghart
And yet you felt the need to pipe up about American politics like Biden did anything of value for Americans.