Some jokes my 3 year old told me this morning...

Jun 15, 2015 6:35 PM

axanawe

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His jokes are better than mine.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ONo way a 3 year old knows what s snow bank is and can make it a pun

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Bad Pun Dog Tax

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This hurt me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He was the cutest kid, even in Pet Cemetary

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like laffy taffy without the diabeetus!

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Can we get more op?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What vegetables should you never take on a boat ride? LEEKS! (That was a bonus dinnertime joke from tonight.) Cheers!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take your +1 and thank your kid.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you & cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/OvCD7n6

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That photo just made my day! Thanks for that and cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anytime, cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did that one eat a lizard before taking a picture too?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as it's never

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You had to bring that movie up, didn't you? *Shudder* Cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

awe, he just wanted to play - yeah it freaks me out too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

+1 for full frames for what the kid is saying in text.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Thanks for the tip.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not a TUMOR

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My daddy looks at vaginas all day.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Arnold movie marathon, Kindergarten Cop always on the list!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're damn tootin'. :D Cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, Kindergarten Cop- still quoted after all these years.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The jokes are not quoted from the movie. I used an image from the movie, because I don't post pics of my kid on the web. I'm funny that way.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, I meant quoted by my friends and I

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha. Yes, the movie is very quotable. Even today. Cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0