You can't park there: The Extended Cut

Jan 7, 2023 3:36 PM

svcAlex

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Top tier trolling part 1

part 2

"You can't park there" would be a good name for a towing company.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

#6 this one I'm not a fan of. The guy is being a knob, one liner, fine, but then be sensible and check all is ok and be a human, not a dick

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

#4 ok, this guy is cool

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

It’s because no one has guns

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You cant park there" "Yes I can, I'm a police officer" I mean, he's not wrong XD

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

“Oh, all right then”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Did you also notice to toybota?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh shame. The Smart Roadster is not seen often anymore

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

That will never get old. Just...magnificent.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck did you get in there? Push it in the ditch road. Classic.

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

I didn’t really like that one. It wasn’t a drive by joke, he just stayed there and gave him a hard time for no reason.

3 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

He was assessing for injury.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

I really want to drive a smart roadster

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 What does she say? "Obviously you fuckin [ ]"??

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like Muppet but could be wrong, although I hope it is cause I love it when people get called a Muppet

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine just casually calling someone a cunt in the US. I need to try that.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's still rude to do so to complete strangers in a pickle, even in Kent.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not from the US but I really wouldn't commend

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the US instead of taking it in stride and having a laugh, fragile egos go for their guns.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

It just means something different here, that's all.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I was warned about driving on the wrong side of the road in England. No problem, THAT was easy. Nobody told me all the roads are 10cm wide

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think 10cm is a bit generous...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like #4 "I gotta say it mate" Upfront he knows what he's about to say isnt original and the guy's probably heard it several times already.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But judging by the way the guy laughed in response it was the first time he heard it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why is it mostly Brits?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the UK every interaction is an opportunity for humour. It’s like raising your hat – serves no purpose but to show you went to the effort.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Piss taking is a national sport, especially amongst friends

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cause Americans would shoot ya.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Cuz they’re cheeky cunts.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been in this picture. Things happen.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yup

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've fishtailed in an intersection due to an oddly placed manhole cover. Was able to avoid collision and bring it to a stop on ...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...unoccupied sidewalk. Unfortunately for my front suspension, it was raised. Roughly $3k and wounded pride. Could've been worse.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

That’s some final destination shit right there.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Huh. Wait. I was driving and then..... son of bitch with that "it's a kite" shit!"

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks for unlocking a new fear for me

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I recommend that you do not go watch dash cam compilations :P

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's why following distance is important :)

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Be thankful for the windscreen glass doing its job when it shatters to help keep you safe.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone didn’t see Final Destination back in the day. It wouldn’t be a new fear if you had.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did. But the log truck thing isn’t the same

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 best reaction possible. You fucked up, uninjured, have a laugh... Until insurance rates double.

3 years ago | Likes 517 Dislikes 0

Pretty impressive to spin a Smart Roadster.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't let the insurance company know you laughed. They'll deny the claim.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My insurance doubled because "inflation" more like greed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really enjoyed that one

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I liked #2. "Can't park there, sir!" "I can; I'm a police officer."

3 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

I love how fast he responds

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He knew the meme!

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Are we calling movie quotes memes now?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It’s a movie quote?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A meme can be made out of anyfing, mate.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

FACK OFF!!!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

???

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some of these are funny, some are just mean.

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 5

The mean ones are funny.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 18

I mean the Pickup in the Sea is quite mean. But on the other hand i am quite sure that this happened because of cockiness.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

See I thought the pick-up one was pretty funny. I mean c'mon that's like 40 bad ideas to get there.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's got a snorkel it's just fine, let it air out a few days is all

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm convinced that one is completely justified.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How? What evidence do you have?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The truck with a snorkle in the video in 6 ft of water in strong tides lol. Didn't get there by itself.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah yes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if so, maybe actually help out and tell them what road you're on first before being a dick? You can still do that later.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

*I was thinking of another video when commenting this, as in the last two.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think it must be 'Forgot-About-Tides Crescent'.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as I said, I got the vid we were talking about wrong.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw, but the joke had to be made.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0