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A tornado hit Birmingham, AL overnight. This is what's left of a liquor store that was hit. The tornado took away all the walls and left an entire shelf untouched! Police are now worried about looting.
Most Viral Edit: You all must really like your liquor! Keep drinking and this post will keep looking good!
copingcabana
Another miracle from a just and merciful God
Jimmytheeel
It's all those damn mixers, nobody buys that stufff...
Featherskill
The tornado was no dummy. It took the good shit and left the bullshit liqueurs and mixers.
Greulich
good to see that even tornados respect the dont drink and drive policy
Iaimtomisbehave
"Welp__let's get looting!"
dashcan
At that point, call it a complete loss, stock and all..
mildyinterestinghuman
Well now I know when a tornado comes.. I need to hide in the shelves.
MapToTheCrunch
That's some resilient alchohol/mixers.
Bugrush
Now *this* is the way you get "three sheets to the wind"......
ColonelCouch
TIL there's a second Birmingham
watercolortitties
We have periodic tornadoes. Google us.
o0Tektite0o
Nice, free alcohol
ComeJoinTheMurder
Owners probably gonna write it all off to insurance anyway so loot up
peterbozeman
Looting? Man, your house just got destroyed, take a bottle. We cool.
javadad60
Quick! Gotta box it all up and take it to the precinct for "safe keeping."
PantlessThunderGoose42
Saw in the news that state officials destroyed all the booze that was left. Said they couldn't verify that it wasn't contaminated.
CDRkeen
Kudos to the creators of those shelves
jayphat
Why worry about looting? Insurance will take care of it.
RevengeByAnyOtherNameIsNotAsSweet
probably a law against selling merch that's been in a disaster.
Tomb66
The cops are there to prevent the insurance company loosing more money.
comacomacomacomachameleon
The cops are there to enforce the law*
spittleteets
Was it a "minor" tornado?
pacnwpdx
"Police worried they will have too much competition with looters"
RaisedByTurnips
It's good to see that tornadoes respect peoples' need to be alcoholics, in Alabama
Ithoughtshesaidannul
I'm from Tornado Alley and this right here is why these things are just creepy, I've seen taken church walls but left the pews and chairs..
fantapantsmcfatty
I'd take a bottle. Not because of the opportunity just because I'd need a fucking drink and their register probably doesn't exist.
WrongReference
is- isn't that the same thing?
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Take a bottle, leave a $50.
fantapantsmcfatty
I'd leave an IOU.
BlueElephant92
well whats even the big matter about looting consuming goods, I always thought they get thrown away when the shop is rebuild
ultravioletultraviolence
it ain't looting if it would've been destroyed
FrozenFoodGuy
@graehall
BeerandCats
huh, tornado must be back on the wagon
mookiedoi360
No tornado has been clean for sometime. As we can see he didn't even touch any booze
nextgenpants
"Ohh 'wooooooo' yeah yeah I'm a tornado it's what I *hic* what I do. Fuck you man, you n' your sirens."
hashbaz
Destroyed an entire town for one bottle of whiskey.
HogRed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wx77L9_D84
CantRunWorthaDamnKenyan
Left the cheap premixed stuff. True alky if you asked me
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
ThomasjServo
It took the bar, the WHOLE. FUCKING. BAR.
Rossco311
Avocadontcare
It's ok, most of that shelf is shitty mixers.
fdinthea
There's a whole other shelf of what looks like tequila
Hochimintz
I was hoping someone would notice this!
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
If I saw that before the cops did there would be half a shelf left.
IJustLikeToArgue
Perhaps there were originally 2 shelves left untouched.
mookiedoi360
It all insurance anyway you're helping by taking what wasn't destroyed
Snooj
Same here. Shelves are useful. Hopefully someone would take the alcohol first so I can easily take the shelf.
TonyMontanaJr
Of course I'd report to the cops there's a quarter shelf left.
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
Good on you to tell them about the dozen bottles
BearForceTwo
yeah, even though it's only 6 bottles it still needed reporting. glad he did the right thing.
Fart87s
It's a shame only one bottle survived
ThySausagePrince
*drinking last bottle* What, this one is mine.
bOcEpHuSSS
Birminghamian here, did not even know there was a tornado. Thank you, Imgur for being my daily weather/news source.
sneaker2
I assume your house is the one not made out of paper.
GoddammitMrNoodle
+1 for "Birminghamian"
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrincess
You didn't hear the sirens? They blared all day yesterday. Granted no one expects sirens in June.
bOcEpHuSSS
I did hear the sirens all day, but didn't hear anything about a tornado touching down
MetaSomma
What a bizarre world we live in
breakfastburner
Sadly imgur is truly my #1 news source.
Thatguywhohateseverything
Montgomerian here, I didn't hear shit
curlysoup3129
Gadsden here ...I was feeling very dense for not knowing a tornado hit either ..+1 imgur and @op for keeping us in the loop
Stylee277
I have a lot of family in Gadsen. I'm in New Orleans and only met them once, though! I don't remember how big the city is.
curlysoup3129
It's a small town compared to New Orleans , ur not missing much ...
Stylee277
I think their last name is Womack
curlysoup3129
I woudnt kno them .. sorry bro