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Aug 4, 2017 2:27 AM
Moonempress
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Acefighter1
Good ol fashion case of the autism
DoctorJimmyBrungus
Pphunk77
That's usually me at 2:10am.
CoryBernardi
Babysitting past midnight, parents probably pretty loose anyway
italwaysabouttheblacks
fucking read the label next time pendejo
skooksies
ladybird2223
How could you not smell the difference between coffee and chocolate milk?
mrhobbybob
Mine got hold of a decent sized bucket of winegums and sneakily made it halfway through before his mum caught on...
FCOAlex
I expect the kid to react sort of like this:
spartan57
Sure that was coffee?
HiperionFenix
"Accidentally"
Temenos
how can you not see the difference between cold coffee with milk in, and milk?
Tadrakyn
It says "chocolate" there bud. Easy mistake honestly.
RhadDris
coffee imbues super tiny human abilities?!
fun2balive
Dude my birthday is on 12/27. This is a sign
GoodEveningMyNameIsWilfredWarfstache
I call bullshit. You would see and smell the difference between chocolate milk and cold brew coffee.
YouDontKnowWhoKoreanJesusIs
meytalraven
What time is the exorcism?
vitaminRmademefat
12:26
stimpsonjcatt
12:00 at the church in Walkinstown (across from SuperValu)
Inappropesmagotes
3am?
FireBirdHawk
about 4 - 6 hours after the last sip. The the crash hits. Quiet child after that.
pookieeatworld
As soon as the priest comes...
SomeCrazyNerd
We're gonna need a old guy and a young guy...
pookieeatworld
Wait... Phrasing...
ColoneISanders
leepupjax
Happened to me. Two 9 yo's. took them to chick-fil-a. Large nugget meals with root beer. It wasn't. It was Dr.Pepper.
CatBlaster5000
I mean no offense to you, personally, but chick-fil-a sucks chode.
heislegend
I could see it happening. My MIL gave my infant son coffee ice cream without realizing it. Little dude was wired af
PAPASQUATT
I think that is more believable. As a kid i think i would find cold brew repulsive. Coffee ice cream. Not so much
LupusIgnis
Toddlers develop the reaction against bitter taste after a few years of age. Until then, they have no problem with it.
terferrnerrr
That kid is going places
ruferto
to the bathroom after coffee and then everywhere else in the house
blakemcilrath
Up the wall, across the ceiling, a mile down the road, and then crash
SevenFarts
Not to sleep.
shouldbestudying
Yeah, but not bed.
spicerfacts
Looks like he's aiming for Australia
MATTYBE87
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