It's my Cake Day! Here's the obligatory first favorite.

Sep 29, 2018 2:46 AM

NotGonnaLieBut

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Still makes me chuckle.

Bird tax.

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Chubby cardinal!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Is he mansplaining to me?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God Fargo is a great show.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So "she" is derived from the proto-Germanic THOT?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Shewofehuper hemanmaleson

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're throwing a fit over male affixes in certian words you're so priviledged you have to make up reasons to feel like a victim.

7 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 16

Recreational outrage

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

So true,including narcissistic,by making up issues. wile women in other parts of the world live with few-no legal rights or choices.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So because women in other countries have it worse than us we should stop seeking equality ? What a shit argument.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you still talking about the original post here? Bc my comment was in response to the post, that was 100% made up problem.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But yeah there are problems women face in this country for sure. Even those problems are not solved by pointing fingers at “the patriarchy”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a girl made a video of herself pouring bleach on men's crotches for man spreading on Snapchat... People are actually insane

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We can't call them firemen because it will discourage little girls, but let's call the word for everything wrong in the world "Patriarchy".

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 6

To be fair, none of the posters here were really 'throwing a fit'. You're very close to saying 'you shouldn't complain about minor issues'.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 14

I think they mean the person that raised the original complaint.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was talking about in the OP.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is new to me and i am going to give it an

7 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 5

I am going to give it an pew

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

oh my goat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite super hero is HeManMaleManSon

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

In the language of his home planet, it means "Hope"

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His daughter would be HeManMaleManSondottir

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And his arch-nemesis, Swofe Huper

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There are some really stupid ghomons out there...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, yeah. And "history" is not "his story" either.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Yes. Thought about that-But I’ve got an English degree not one in Linguistics. Thought I’d get blown out the water. Neck wound in!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't think it was that bad. I think you'll find he left "sausage" out of his dictionary. Oh, and "aardvark".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, in Spanish, history is historia. A female word.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

History comes from the title of Herodotus of Halicarnasus' book Historia, which was the Greek for story.

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"But that's FACTS! I hate FACTS, REEEEEEE!"

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It's called his story because her story consists of talking about shoes and shitting on other women that weren't there.

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As a biologically inferior male I'm glad this puppet of the patriarchy came along and stopped this female uncovering our scheme.

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Other than it being wrong, as the rest of the post, linked by someone below, shows.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazes and terrifies me how many willing gulp down agreeable misinformation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need more savage memes in my life.

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Memeception complete.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry I don’t have time to enjoy, I’m out looking for that Werewolf I’d like to F

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

While I appreciate the well deserved savagery, Can a biologist please explain to her why there is no "biological inferiority" in gender.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

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Might also be because men are physically superior and were able to subjugate women that way and not let them contribute...

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Define "equally", especially in regards to past societies. Even in some current societies, women are equal by law but not treated equal.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agenda serving nonesense

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@OP you missed the rest https://www.google.com/amp/tumblinguistics.tumblr.com/post/142090790851/smallwanderer218-dedalvs-madmaudlingoes/amp

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OP didn't miss it, it was left out on purpose.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

... I have a 4k screen... WHY ARE YOU USING 1/20th OF MY WIDTH!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Because tumblr sucks ass

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wonderful people on that post... "Men's rights are not real"... yep. Awesome, totally unbiased people. I hate Leslie Knope's character.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

As someone who just grasped the whole “where/were/we’re” thing. I have no clue what the fuck I was reading but it sounded smart.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As it says at the bottom always fact check. You are the real MVP here.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That went places I didn't expect, though I don't believe the culture/language relationship is as one way as they've said.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

"If we decide as a culture" just isn't a thing. Cultural, and later language changes come from gradual shifts. But right now we realise

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

That some parts of language are unnecessarily gender fixed. The conscious change of specific words might just innitiate the shift some

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

people yearn for. The future will tell.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Basically someone with a gender studies or something degree made another reply, saying none of that history matters, all that matters is 1/?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

is how the words make people feel today. And then someone else responded that they were both wrong, the original graphic nothing more 2/?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

than meaningless visual word puns, they didn't need a historical refutation, but that also doesn't mean we need to use them to invent 3/?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

sexism in language, because there are plenty of real examples of it already, in the way words like "bitch" evolved. Which is true. The 4/?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

only piece missing is the obligatory nod to men here, in that there are a lot of words that have evolved in ways that demonstrate sexist 5/?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I don't know.. if discussion ends with "misogyny is real, misandry is not" it sure might have some very biased arguments.

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 8

Username checks out

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Discrimination is a two way street.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Agreed. It was a good read, but that undermined itself.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes. I thought some really valid points were raised here only to be dashed by the ‘misandry isn’t real’ bit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read all of that. I hate you.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Ha.. TLDR that shit for real... it's just Tumblr

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How to kill your non-biased academic credibility in one gif

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Stating a line a facts and then a very small, unrelated opinion doesn't destroy academic credibility. Your butthurt does.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Identity politics was the core motive to the original post. The marginalization was not unrelated.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The original post dropping "misandry" was fatuous at best. It was out of place because dude was butthurt about patriarchy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

But there was no patriarchy in this case. If you ascribe patriarchy to something that clearly is not patriarchy, is that not mild misandry?

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This is akin to a climate scientist listing facts about weather patterns, then saying hurricanes are not worse.

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No, it's not. It's like a climate scientist stating facts then saying shampoo is better than conditioner.

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Thanks dude

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NP! v

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Would that make a female werewolf a wifwolf? Because I quite like the sound of that.

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Could totally do a Young Frankenstein take on it. 'Wif Wolf was that?'

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Yes.

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Waifuwolf

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a corduroy-wearing lycanthrope.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

According to Heman Male Manson, yes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure my wife turns in one of those about once a month for at least 4 days.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I guess so?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, that was her point

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wif her.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I like the sound of it too but OMG there are way too many furries in here.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's my question every time I see this post.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd like a whiff of that wifwolf

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know there's a furry joke waiting to happen here.. something something waifu-wolf

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

WILF - wolf i'd like to fuck

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wolfu

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Yifwolf?

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Gosh darn it, I knew this was going to be there!

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Turn the sound on.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wilf ?

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When I think it's a 10th Kingdom reference but it's not...

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Related to MILFs?

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i never knew this image existed and i will keep it close to my heart, in short: stealing yo meme

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok now we're getting into furry territory...

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Hi there, how many o help you with your first steps in to furrydom

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put these ears on and turn round?

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This is so old it’s demanding sufferage

7 years ago | Likes 329 Dislikes 19

The word suffrage comes from Latin suffragium, meaning "vote", "political support", and the right to vote... NOT suffer...Hehe jk...

7 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

"It's demanding upvote"

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fascism's linguistic root is fascinus, an ancient Roman festival focused on the penis, which is fascinating. Even more (1

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The etymological root of fascism is the Latin word "fasces" which - I'm not making this up - means "bundle of sticks".

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Fascinating is that fascinating also shares this linguistic root. As does fascinator - an ornate, often feathered hairpiece that draws (2

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Attention to the wearer, much like a cockerell's display to impress hens. Hence the English saying "he thinks he's cock of the walk" (3

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To describe a man with an inflated sense of ego. This swollen display, to impress women is perhaps why cock has become slang for male (4

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I is no smart I googled :D Kind regards

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I've gotten shit because I used the word "he" to refer to an unknown player in an online game, and someone was all "yOu tHiNk alL (1)

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pLaYeRs aRe MaLesZssz?!?" I had to explain that in this case, "he" was the default word to use in the English language. Person insisted (2)

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that language was changing and that I should have used "they" instead. I refused. Ironically though, this undercuts the OP's point, and (3)

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

since in this case the male form of the word is default. Still, I'm not gonna abandon the way I speak because someone's offended. (4/4)

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

“I’m not going to abandon the way I speak even though it is wrong” is what you said there. You may not have written it, but it’s right there

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 15

Maybe you need to look through OP's post again.

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Its not though. They is plural, not unknown. The masculine pronoun is always used to refer to an unknown individual. I'm not making this up.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Are you familiar with Wittgenstein and how he described language as "forms of life"?

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Unless you're going to assume that the unknown person has split personality, don't use "they".

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Thanks for the laugh

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