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Feb 19, 2022 9:28 PM
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pickeringjjj365
Like military-issued, prescription glasses, also an excellent form of birth control.
sumothername
When she wakes up and realizes what you've done.
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
She moustache you a question.
neos501
I knowww this ? much is truuuuuuu ??
Bytencoder
Phantomemega
You're not good... At being a bad boyfriend! One of the good ones right here, people!!!
EmmyEll
Those of you our there who are attracted to women, do you think fake lashes are sexy and/or attractive?
anarchoFeline
you don't sleep with fake eyelashes on unless you're hammered
sugarsack
I thought that was Freddy
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
Now they are Wang-Dusters
mustardburp
Ya got crusty sperm boogers on yer pp?
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
You don't?
cutebytes
Who sleeps with those things on???
weidermeijer
One night stands.
AustraliaManUnleashed
Tired people.
BethMme4
Also drunks
MapleMooseMeat
Y'all ever sneeze so hard yur eye lashes end up at yur lip?
skjoldbuch851337
aShogunNamedMarcus
DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME THE OL SPICY SALVADOR DALI?
dragonflynpenguinfarts
Don't forget to use gorilla glue so they don't fall off and get lost in the sheets
commentsivehadafew
You’re helping ensure she can find them in the morning by staching them on her lip
cryborg
I used to consider myself to be a proficient punster.
chryckie
Stache, you must!
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Jesus christ that was terrible. +1
cryborg
Why you gotta bring Jesus into this?
inkasep1
Yeah, I mustache why it was necessary to reference Jesus.
SmokyDoggg
PushPullMagnet
He ded
SirSmurfalot
He is about to get his ass kicked.
TwoSeamer
Is it hard to wash off? Wife hardly uses lipstick
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Maybe cause he just smushed her lipstick with his finger. Shits expensive
TwoSeamer
Right, but is the potential anger for hard to wash? That amount he used can't be that much of a waste, is it?
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Both. And imo it changes the shape of the top of the lipstick which can make application more difficult.
SirSmurfalot
I would say both.
LieselSkywalker
Please, please make sure she is indeed wearing fake stick-on eyelashes before doing this. Thank you.
Hexxxxxxxxx
Yeahhh..having has extensions before....don't go yanking on lashes.
bro02tc
Or atleast get a good video of you pulling them off for us all to watch when the relationship went bad
Doismellbacon
A word to the wise
Vaenaemoenen
But wouldn't she wake up when i'm tearing them off? They're glued am i right?
TheUseriestName
Yep, it's usually skin safe glue. However, recently magnetic lashes have become popular and are much easier to remove.
Vaenaemoenen
So let's imagine i'm doing it. How i know? Keep paperclips near her eyelids and see if they attach?
dinosaursarebadass
Oh my god, yes. I have really long lashes and an ex thought they were fake. Yanked so many lashes out. I looked stupid for forever.
SirDistic
Still do.
dinosaursarebadass