coastalfoundhound
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Who needs enemas?
Jan 4, 2026 1:28 AM
coastalfoundhound
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Who needs enemas?
sadurdaynight
Well let's see. He's already threatening Mexico once again, and is also making Canada nervous. So he'll probably start a war with each, Spain and France and Britain will all be back over here fighting in the US with Canada and Mexico,,and it'll be like the 1700's all over again. The US has never face a two front war on its own soil,,but these idiots probably think they can take over both countries in the morning and have trump on the golf course by noon. The egos are that big.
DaftTechno
dannnen3
Muster the troops Canada. You're on the kill list and I hate it
OozingRabbit
As a Canadian l am very very very worried, considering that America aint doing shit about all the things Trump is doing that would have gotten Biden hanged by now.
Skywatcher16
you are, if anything, under-reacting. the more his numbers dive and the more of the files that release, the crazier hes gonna get.
MisterBoxes
They probably looking at us for more then oil we have the northwest passage x.x
SisyphusRollin
Good news is the federal troops got sent home via the courts.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
My dad and his family fled Poland and Czechoslovakia in the 1940's, If I have to do the same against the current Nazis I will too. Hopefully Poland, the Czech Republic, or Slovakia will take me back in.
Schlumpfi
„Neptune Energy, a major oil and gas company, has just confirmed resources of 43 million tons of lithum carbonate (LCE) in the Altmark region in Germany, one of the biggest deposits ever found. With huge potential for commercial extraction, it could become one of the key production nodes for battery technology in Europe.“ - Guess who‘s getting liberated next?
fpsitv
As a Canadian I for one have been hoping that US civil war II preoccupies and distracts from all this 51st state BS from becoming a reality.
barstr7
Every nation on Earth should be worried. But no one cares unless it's happening to them. I get that a lot of foreign news is censored coming into the US now but I'm not seeing the level of foreign outrage that I expected. Nowhere near when Russia invaded Ukraine. I guess Europe just doesn't give a shit about Venezuela.
IncognitoEnthusiast
No no, take it seriously, because in war games past, taking control of Venezuela and it's oil were one of the first steps to controlling this side of the planet, and Canada west very much on that lost of first targets. No waiting, take all of this at face value.
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
MacTually
I can't believe how much people are missing the point on this.
For more than four years they have been lying and called out on it that Venezuela was dumping criminals from institutions in the US.
Everything has just been towing the line until they can sneak across it and they're goddamn idiots.
This has been a plan for years and it's not even close to over.
Niagaran
While Mexico's leader called out this bullshit, Carney poo-poo'd it and kissed Trump's ass like he's been doing since he bullshitted his way into office with the "Elbows Up" lies.
Sendrax
Here's the rest of that tweet
Niagaran
And? At no point does he call out America's war crimes
Sendrax
He should have condemmed the americans like mexico did, but cherry picking the first half make it sound infinitely shittier. Don't cherry pick to prove a point.
duktayp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Germany#Austria_and_Czechoslovakia
coastalfoundhound
The parallels are chilling. They always were.
sjester42
At this point in time I am ashamed of my fellow Texans, therefore I identify as a southern Canadian. And as a southern Canadian, I am more than happy to invoke my forebearers propensity of checking off items from the Geneva checklist when dealing with fascists.
jetact12
All I know is that the Canadian military is not that buff....EXCEPT that sniper ace that has a ridiculous amount of kills...that guy is awesome wish we Americans had him...
Blackfinity
The only thing we in Canada can "hope" for is that if he takes Venezuela their oil is much sweeter and easier to refine than our bitumen-based crude. Without the need for Canadian oil I'm not sure there's a business case for invading Canada: would he invade over potash and softwood lumber? Regardless, we need to be talking to our NATO allies -- the other, real allies -- about Article 5 contingencies.
upvoteFLUFFYthings
Water. They want our water. Trump has literally said that we should "just turn on the taps".
aviselafin211
If the response from European leadership to America's aggression in Venezuela is any indication then I fear that Canada will be waiting in vain for NATO support should the Yanks attack Canada. Even if NATO responds, in the days and days of round table talks, points and counter points, weighing of options by various European NATO member, the might of the US will have already carried out its operation. We Canadians may find article 5 to be a mere suggestion.
Sendrax
They don't want oil from Canada. We have almost all the critical minerals the Americans want, and the most important resource on earth, fresh water.
Septcanmat
Potash and softwood lumber? Maybe. Aluminum? Potentially. Fresh water? Absolutely.
Lun4ticH1gh
This right here. Oil companies likely backed invading Venezuela to exploit the oil reserves. It'll be tech companies backing an invasion of Canada to secure fresh water for their fuck-ass data centres.
spartanliam115
this was a test run if he isnt held accountable id be concerned if i was greenland, canada or mexico. also my guess is greenland next as what do you do first in any stratergy game but secure the resources to fund your war and build your weapons befor expanding your territory,
IAmDuckHammer
3 days in and he's already fucking up more shit.
TheBreadTurtle
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
I’d say you should be worried, but when Shahed drones suddenly start hitting US ships from Venezuela and they are forced to do a “tactical redeployment” suddenly NATO won’t look that weak.
SisyphusRollin
It'd be the dumbest move. You guys really haven't paid attention, we got way to much shit and way to many people willing to use it. Hell we can supply multiple fronts and still have everyone else outnumbered and out tech'd. This isn't bragging, this is concern.
Sherpafish
Watch Alberta separatists as they stage a false flag operation.
aviselafin211
Or Quebec.
Lun4ticH1gh
"Premier" Danielle Smith has a bunch of uncomfortably close ties to the folks that orchestrate Project 2025. It would make sense to isolate Alberta to gift-wrap it for the US.
TheRealSauceBoss
Don't forget, the Geneva Convention exists because of Canadians. Just sayin....
smellsmiketeenspirit
Bravado and copium. Canada today doesn't stand a chance against US military. (note: I am not American but let's face reality)
devolutionary
I have a Canadian friend who chuckled and said, “You mean the Geneva Suggestions?”
thewiggins
What looks like an american, talks like an american, and understands americans, with superior educations and huge chip on their shoulders.
Athol
Partially because of us...if it's about what you can or can't do to Prisoners of War, or what you can or can't do while conducting said war, then it's because of Canada; if it's about what you can or can't do to civilians then it's because of Germany.
Fun Fact: Said Conventions only apply to uniformed members of a (signatory) nations armed forces...
Travelcedric
This^^^^^
PerthAussieMike
I believe Iran has been supporting Venezuela. This will escalate Iran's efforts to destroy USA.
PerthAussieMike
I really don't care about the downvotes if I was wrong, but a simple Google search reveals - Iran : Iran is a political and ideological ally, particularly due to shared anti-U.S. sentiment. The countries have developed cooperation in energy and other areas, with Iran providing fuel shipments to help Venezuela circumvent U.S. sanctions. *sigh* - whatever, believe what you want to believe.
Niagaran
Best of luck to Iran, eh.
quade
As an American: No, you Canadians (and Greenland, et al) should be *very* worried. Look, we're doing the best we can, and I don't know how this lunatic legitimately got into power again (SORRY!), but we're working on it. We are already very close to 12% of a plan.
SavageDrums
You haven't had a free and fair election since 1996 at the latest. Probably far earlier than that, but harder to find solid data on that.
chrisquiroz
You are NOT doing the best you can
EvilBrainSlug
12% ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC8qrH3Zwog&t=40s
crazyspelling
I mean, 80% of Canada's population is within 100 miles of Toronto, and if TFG were to take Vancouver and Montreal as well, he'd pretty much have the whole population in hand. He'd never be able to take and hold the rest of it though. I think it would be better if Canada went ahead and annexed the US. 50+ new provinces! Spin off the states that suck as independent lil' kakistocratic theocracies.
veesee
We don't want to annex the US. Have you not been watching what is going on there????
crazyspelling
Halp us please! We've been hijacked by liars and idiots!
KleptoKea
The best effort from the Americans was 2% showing up with signs for a few hours, after not even a third of the Americans voted against Trump in the last election. Sorry but until we see some actual spines, fuck the Americans as a People. Betrayers of Ukraine, democracy and the Free World. Their country stands to threaten humanity itself.
veesee
"we're doing the best we can"
....
Sorry to point this out... But your best fucking sucks man.
KarateCanine
The reason he invaded was because we(Canada) HAD the US over a barrel. Now our oil will be shut out because he has more quantity, and cheaper labour to get it. Right before the CUSMA renegotiations. They also have a few of the minerals that we have. God I hope china obliterates you guys when they take Taiwan.
noescapes08
I would put money on the US does not defend Taiwan, we are no longer in the mode of wars for just reasons or even feigning, just reasons it’s “what is in it for us”. Oil, minerals yep those are ours.
Want us to defend you we want compensation. He is attempting to run the country like the mafia not a government or even a business. Don’t like it well ICE is on its way to rough you or that random relative that may have misfiled a piece of paperwork at some point.
KarateCanine
But along the lines of "what's in it for us?", if he doesn't defend Taiwan, China now controls 75% of the world's microchips. And everyone needs those. Especially to build an assembly line to manufacture them...
MentalUproar
Dude, when China takes Taiwan, everybody loses.
livingonagiantfireball
I said it before we need nukes, its the ONLY, yhing super power fears
AtmaDarkwolf
tbh am somewhat shocked that there are THAT MANY military personal who are so happy and willing to follow illegal orders. Well... not that shocked...
unluckyandbored
You really shouldn't be. Soldiers are trained from day 1 to follow orders without question. It is beaten into them the moment the bus drives on base. "You have 30 seconds to get off this bus, and the clock started 29 seconds ago!"
yalczero
I just hope if they're ever ordered to attack an allied country they'll finally say no.
nclu
That’s the neat part, he’s illegitimate by the plain text of the constitution. But every institution charged with protecting us failed their duty, including the public
MentalUproar
No, this is sadly the exact reason the 2nd amendment exists. It is an institution charged with protecting against this. It’s literally the only reason we put up with that fucking thing.
But no, we only use it to rationalize school shootings.
Sigh. I hate it here.
WooNeat
Pretty sure the 2nd amendment was in place for state militias to be able to keep/control slaves from escaping
nclu
This is a false story by China and the gun lobby. If you read the federalist papers, it’s pretty clear the founders thought a standing army answering to one person was a threat to freedom. So the 2nd was to have militias loyal to states and localities be called to muster for national defense was their theory to avoid that. The war of 1812 showed that it flat didn’t work and we got a standing army anyway. The amendment has been vestigial ever since.
nclu
Fuck! Chuds* not China
RipThemUpRatchet
As an American, I think we’re much closer to Civil War II than WWIII. That being said, if you wanted to meddle in US government, now would be an ideal time to infiltrate. We’re a hot mess.
Dybidude5
Nah Americans always preferred wars somewhere else in the world. As long as you can focus your aggressions on other cultures and nations you will keep doing it.
WWIII will probably be most of the world against the US.
worldrecordstudios
And most of the people crowing civil war are Russian and Chinese sponsored trolls with hundreds of phones per worker
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Fun fact: in the Star Trek timeline, the Second American Civil War directly leads INTO World War III. Also, it canonically starts in 2026.
I really wish that I was joking about this.
p7hk9
That gets retconned every series. In TOS, WWIII started in 1995…
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
True enough, but this establishment is actually not a recent one, it goes back over two decades.
RooGryphon
what about the bell riots? or did i somehow miss that
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
The Bell Riots were in September of 2024.
RipThemUpRatchet
So… a Star Trek future is still a possibility? It could be worse
ontarioOT
The moral arc of the universe something something.
TheSecondPiewackit
The Star Trek future comes after "The Post-Atomic Horror".
Cyrakhis
I think we're more likely headed to Weyland-Yutani of Alien. Or The Expanse.
Athol
Beltalowda!
Tattooedpariah
Please don't be like us americans and lump all americans together... some of us are friendly and scared and would hypothetically welcome a rescue.. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGMzNXQ0Z3ViaDJyM3d1MjFuNGYyYmR6eXh5ZXdld3Y3MnV0MWd4dCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg/200w.webp
Dybidude5
Nobody can rescue you as you live in a fanatic religious war machine of greed.
It's like you want to argue with a man who is constantly drunk, wearing arms and is being known to beat his family and neighbors.
The only "rescue" would be to bomb the shit out of the USA with the rest of the world united.
I don't think that's good for the sane rest of your population.
BdrLen
That's like claiming to be s good cop.
Toqom
Hypothetically? I'd help a rescue.
RooGryphon
hay canada, feel free to come burn it again and remove our orange hitler and install democracy here. when will it be our turn for this fun!
Sorrontis
please deal with "your" problem before it becomes a "us" problem too.
Nephytis
erm...it was always an everybody problem. Any country in the world could've investigated arrested and interrogated epstein and the pedo goons. Honestly, everyone on earth in a position of power or influence is guilty.
RooGryphon
it already is an 'us' problem. In fact i believe its everyone's problem now.
Tattooedpariah
I didn't know how to verbalize this coherently, and then saw this on IG today, so here it is in 3 parts:
Tattooedpariah
Tattooedpariah
RipThemUpRatchet
What more can we do? Vote, protest, rally en masse? Riot? ‘We the people’ have done all of that, but surprise, we’re outgunned and media-bleached by the oligarchs and billionaires.
Rather than being a NIMBY maybe examine where the corrupt parasites are in your government? And work on closing your own legal loopholes before they’re exploited? Canada has Pierre Poilievres and Maxine Berniers to worry about, and I’d bet there are plenty of rural idiot Canadians to back them up like MAGA did here.
Dybidude5
You guys are the single population in the world being so crazy about guns, with the single reasonable argument to be armed if your government is taken over and you need to defend the rights of the people.
Sitting home now with killing tools while saying there's nothing to do is parodic.
Septcanmat
I haven’t seen much rioting in the past year…
RipThemUpRatchet
On TV? That’s my point
NotACanadian
There is an option you haven't included, probably because it involves leaving behind your home and every semblance of a life you once knew and possibly dying for it.
RipThemUpRatchet
lol bro you’re talking to the wrong woman. I already did it once.
NotACanadian
You joined a revolutionary militia and captured cities???
Sorrontis
what can you do. you have your second amendment. It's not a NIMBY issue when YOUR government speaks of annexing our country.
RipThemUpRatchet
I’m just saying, you don’t need to fortify yourselves against “America.” You should fortify yourself against yourself. If there’s courtesy/tradition items in your government that are legal loopholes, close them. It’s a better use of your anxiety, because it’s a more likely point of failure that Trump gets bad actors elected in Canadian government than an outward invasion.
Sorrontis
oh, yeah. if you meant it that way, they I agree.
RipThemUpRatchet
Our government didn’t say that in any official capacity. One crackpot leader did. It only takes one.
ontarioOT
That line or similar were repeated by many, from everyday citizens to governors. It wasn't just a one-off joke.