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Jun 10, 2016 12:51 PM
MeatballNeck
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VulpesIncendium
I really need to get a muffin sticker to put on this one blank button plate in my car...
LoudAngryJerk
I have this in my car. I even have guarded switches above our head to add to the effect.
Your90sSexualFantasy
I like to play with the air nobs and pretend I'm preparing for liftoff.
joboo
You should have the car talk to you too. Scripted and prerecorded car parts, of course.
BukkakeMyGyroPlz
In the 90's I had a huge protected red toggle switch that disabled my brake lights for when I had to slow down quick before a speed trap
Bodamico
Yeah. But one button should shock their taint, at least a little? Right?
justagamerhere
I'm sure someone could find a way to rewire Seat warmer kit...
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Please?
TowerJunkie
I prefer the term "rat belly"
AKonvict
I had a missile toggle switch in my WRX that controlled a dual stage boost controller. It was pretty fun.
MerToo
missile switches with safety covers are sooper secksy =) I want the Nice Computer Girl who deadpans helpful stuff like "incoming missile"...
JamesJabberwocky
Woohoo, a fellow subaru owner! And as soon as I have the utrbo installed in my BRZ I should do something similar :D
SarcasticComment
you drive a '92 Honda Civic missing a rear bumper. No one is stupid enough to think those switches accomplish anything
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
91 civic here... Not that proud of the car itself, but it's gone 370 thousand miles and still cooken.
FauxTales
Plot twist: it was the boost controller for the vortec turbo charger and now you have 48psi of forced induction
MrDevilsAdvocate
Shit 92 civic is one hella car, light as fuck, a god damn track killer
ruthbaderginsburg
Even on tracks with turns, you need horsepower and torque to keep up your speed and power through the turns. 67 hp just doesn't cut it.
llortamai
lol, you can easily get those motors up to 600+. In a 2000 lb car, that is FAST.
mytwobugaboos
170ish hp more like it...
MrDevilsAdvocate
Is that why it's one of the most thought after cars for people who race on the track? Well not 92 but earlier years
llortamai
I wouldn't bother, They probably drive a Mustang and have no clue about power to weight ratio.
llortamai
Yeah, because people are bringing stock civics to the track. /s
tehtaxidriver
Duh, I mean adding the spoiler is good for like 50HP, another 10 per racing product sticker.
CreepyMcCreep
AI failure: that was sardonic
SarcasticComment
I owe you nothing
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
That seems antagonistic
OriginaINameDoNotSteal
Give him a break, man.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Imposter
GoodxKarma
My friend had a red button. For a year I was afraid to ask. I finally pushed it impulsively. Novelty car horn. Scared the crap out of me.
pianomikey
A year? Cmon.
GoDDstopper
I had one of those. I put a "don't push" warning on it. Had a car alarm hooked up to it.
IAmTheBadW01f
I want one with a light that lights up saying "please do not press this button again"
Bait3r
Had a friend with the same red button. It was his Nitrous Oxide release. We crashed into a wall. I'm dead now.
PowerClean
I've had a similar experience
IamtheFonz
My uncle has a 442 that requires you to flip four switches down before you can press the ignition button, it's so damn cool
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
Ooooh, i need that in my lifw
ChloeRed
Have you see "the beast" with starting it's meteor (V12 ~25 litre) engine? fuel on, boost pumps on, magneto 1 on, 2 on, fuel prime 5 secs..
ChloeRed
I think that was "all" you have to do to get to the point you can actually use the ignition!
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Could be worse "Now initiating self destruct sequence."
LoudAngryJerk
or "Ejecting passenger seat in 3..."
YallMuthaFuckasNeedJesus
"Ejecto seat-o cuz"
zebil
Anal penetration sequence has begun
ChloeRed
Naw.. "Press to test" when pressed "Release to detonate" ;)
numberonespongebebfan
And then it counts down while automatically locking you in and you're freaking out and then at the end it's just a fart. Or you know the 1/2
numberonespongebebfan
Car blows up with you inside which is also kind of funny
downrightamazed
Ahahahahahahaaa that's awesome! What noise did it make? Was it an old-fashioned ooga horn?
HalloweenAintTillManana
I picture it did La Cucaracha.
GoodxKarma
Yes. Ooga horn. Loud as fuck ooga horn.
LargeVarge
I saw some guy drive past me on a scooter with a horse whinnie horn. It had me laughing fit a while. At First I thought I was just drunk.
IDontKnowWhyIFeelTheNeedToMakeAnAccoutToCommentThis
Dammit, now I want to install a foghorn in my car for shits n' giggles
downrightamazed
Okay listen. That is awesome.
hahahasrsly
Don't tell me what to do!