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Oct 17, 2024 11:09 PM
biokleen
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Servo87
Well... he does have the legs for it.
mechscientist
This isn't equality.
You can't have one moderate and one slutty.
That isn't equality, that is the thing people complain about in the first place.
BerryBnuuy
Never thought I'd see the day
rbudrick
Wrest216
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
TheMellowPeril
I bet he’s just doing it for the attention.
CityYeti
I mean, if I was wearing that suit, that'd be my intent.
Nandortherelentless
He should smile more.
ElbowDeepInASelfLovingOctopus
No. Just no. I teach GED classes in a prison. No. Just no.
DumpsterSauce
I didn't know @tinyoctopus had a significant other on here
DurendaI
But I want slutty both tho
Mec26
The “sexy” and “mot sexy” divide is not based on gender, but latitude. It cold some places, fuckers. Unless you have a jacket fetish I will never be sexy.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Good news! That's absolutely a fetish. I happened upon it while I was sourcing images for an old job. There's a whole community on Flickr.
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
I feel it could be sluttier. Like just an orange half thong.
goflyblind
KaJuN
Why does the Men's Sexy Orange Prisoner Costume remind me of Gaston?
cousteau
What about frog?
Jinxies
They should set the price in cigarettes
KaJuN
You can trade those cigarettes for things like Not Rape.
cuddleskunk
#1 "I want you to cuff me...only reverse the phonemes on that second-to-last word..."
Originalpassword
There are no rules saying men can’t dress up as slutty nurses.
DrEgg
...there is a limitation when all the good outfits are too small.
DalekStorm107
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Lbdubs
PacMan4Life
*gets out my Batman Underoos and a tiny cape* Showtime!!!
kahlas
As a former prison guard..... The last thing most inmates want to do is look sexy.
LurkMasterP
WOKE NONSENSE! (which I'm 100% on board with)
ImSynnical
Woke is such a fucking stupid saying, man people wanting basic human rights and dignity how scandalous
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
Just give me the handcuffs
GravyEducation
That's for after the party
scuba7jb
No deal... If I can't show off my moobs with stretched-out nip rings, it's not slutty enough. Do better
fknbastard
Peterpool?
nclu
I used to be young and fun. Nip rings and all. Then one fateful day I was playing beach football with my buddies on the crew team...
OrigamiSheep
masteryoplait
there is truly a meme for every occasion.
BlueDsc
jcbaoth
I'm a straight guy but ... can I see?
OhIfIMust
jcbaoth
Username doesn't check out. :(