Relatable?

Jun 2, 2016 4:56 PM

DiscountAssassin

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Relatable?

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That sucks

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You do realize that once you say "i do" she no longer has to, cuz everything else in your life takes over sucking, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lucky bastard

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel bad about how much my sex drive dropped after being married for a couple of years. My spouse still has a huge sex drive :/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I see what you did there, well played sir well played

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've got a wife.. You'll get very little sympathy from me.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#marriedlife

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna be bummed out when o get married and my wife stops giving bjers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well you chose all three yourself.. Okay maybe not life but the rest..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Find a new lady? Start fresh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't relate, sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sorry buddy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That makes me sad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

fuck dude. tell me about it

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Hey man, it's THE dude and I'm pretty sure, he, like, isn't into that kind of stuff man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people just aren't into that.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Talk to her about it

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Dude that sucks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@OP you must have fed her the certain food that permanently decreases a woman's sex drive. You poor sap.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you go down?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

There are girls who suck dick and girls who don't. But the ones that do, don't let em go.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My wife does. I found the unicorn!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wait, I don't remember posting this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I will never understand that. Oral sex is foreplay... or am I doing it wrong?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not to everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's mutual that oral is foreplay that sounds good. Some guys want bjs and never want to ho down on their women or never to completion.->

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously, some women want completion sometimes too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do some mushrooms and think about your life and what you want to do with it.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

DMT

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the best advice one can give

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's the best way to do that? I am coming up to a cross road.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lots of research. Erowid is a good place to start.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Set and setting man. Pick an outdoor place you're comfortable in and do it with a friend or have a friend with you. Just let it be.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Follow bandabears' advice - (mind)set and setting. Don't try to control it. Be open to seeing yourself in new ways. Don't look; find.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you haven't been down that road before, dose light. Every batch of mushrooms is different; I wouldn't go over a gram. Feel free to DM me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get a new wife

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 16

The model he has, is obviously malfunctioning

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Gross

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Or a new attitude

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

"it's ok for my life to suck" like that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1