Why wasps aren't dicks

May 29, 2015 5:34 PM

Irianne

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I'm sure you guys saw the post on the front page recently about somebody finding and catching a little wasp nest (http://imgur.com/gallery/4KUr1). Now I didn't think anything about it until I scrolled down and started reading some of the comments...


There was a lot of hate for this wasp! This was only about a dozen pictures after another front page post about animal abuse (all comments, of course, talking about how terrible any person is who would do something so heinous to a helpless animal). I was especially disappointed to see the number of downvotes on the comment I highlighted -- how dare somebody suggest sparing this creature's life!!

Just to be fair in my er... reporting... there were a couple other comments that weren't on board with this idea. Even if they weren't nearly as popular.

Fortunately OP was of a kinder nature than most his commenters. Hats off to you, @mmmat. Most replies to this weren't super supportive, but there was definitely more restraint in this thread than the one I screenshotted above.

People seem to think that wasps do absolutely no good at all...
They should be extict? Come on guys...

So this brings me to my point: Why wasps aren't dicks! Now, I didn't study biology in college, I'm not an entomologist or an ecologist. I don't want to pretend this is coming from a place of studied expertise, but I do understand how an ecosystem works.

All non-invasive species form a very delicate balance to make an ecosystem work. Just because wasps don't provide anything for humans doesn't mean they don't provide anything at all. They are predators and scavengers, this provides important population control as well as clean-up.

Wasps do kill bees, and we love bees now. They also kill some ickier insects too -- like cicadas (and those shouldn't be extinct either, but population control is important). Wasps are parasites, with some species killing the larvae of other insects to lay their own eggs inside. That isn't evil -- that's nature. Hell, some animals even kill their OWN young and we still love them.

I'm looking at you, adorable mother bear.

Wasps get a bad rep because they sting for seemingly no reason, but we're pretty terrifying. They're hyper-territorial, and practice a "the best defense is a good offense" sort of approach, but again they're not the only ones.

Bull sharks, wolverines, gorillas, hippos, baboons, lions, bears, rhinos, crocodiles... these are all species that will attack you for being too close to their territory. Animals don't have the ability to rationalize what is and isn't a threat to them, or to understand the consequences of their actions. Wasps hardly have the ability to realize that we only kill them because they sting us, nor can they see us and think to themselves "hmm, I wonder if that naked bear is going to knock my nest down or not..." They just want us away from it. So they get us away from it using the LITERAL ONLY TOOL THEY HAVE. THEY'RE ONE INCH LONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EXACTLY THE UNDERDOGS IN THIS FIGHT.

They might even be partially responsible for helping yeast survive in the wild, meaning we owe them our thanks for beer, for bread, for sweet rolls, for.. all sorts of yummy treats.

Now, I'm not saying you've gotta become best friends with wasps now. They ARE aggressive. You don't have to let one build a nest on your window. You can call an exterminator to spray your house and your shed and your mailbox to dissuade wasps from building nests there. That's all fine. They want you away from their homes, you're allowed to want them away from yours.

But don't advocate cruelty to them just because you're scared of them. Don't wish for them to become extict because you don't understand what they do for our ecosystem. If we lose them I promise we won't be celebrating.

With all the downvoting on anything pro-wasp I don't expect this to get too far, but that's okay. You, yes YOU, reading this right now -- you've seen it. Next time you see somebody saying we should kill all the wasps, maybe you'll comment that that isn't a good idea. That would be good enough for me.

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The Jedi respect all life, in any form

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Good job, OP!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

After an event that happened over a decade ago involving some relatives and a whole lot of wasps, I am unable to gain more sympathy for them

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

Any one of those fuckers get near me and it either gets the fuck out or it'll meet certain death.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Also wasps such as this exist: http://media-3.web.britannica.com/eb-media/17/24017-004-98EF07A1.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Crazy how nature do dat

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My policy is, if the bug/animal isn't presenting immediate danger, it shouldn't be killed. If it's in the house, I'll peacefully remove it.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I mean it is okay to hate wasps not everyone can share the same love of wasps like you OP.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

Don't get me wrong, I'm terrified of them, they're real scary... I was just alarmed by the uh... aggression level of the hatred.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Some types of wasps are known for eating only spiders. One particular breed favors eating black widow spiders. GGWasp.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I fucking hate wasps and normally wish them all dead... but this post is really well written and makes many valid points. +1 for you

10 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 18

Fuck this post and all it stands for, but i agree!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here, this post has made me rethink how i feel. Afterall the ecosystem changes enormesly when an insect goes extint

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Y u so reasonable?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

A REASONABLE PERSON ON THE INTERNET! WHAT DO WE DO?! WHERE DO WE GOO??!? GET ME THE SECDEF, WEVE GOT AN ISSUE!! REASON AINT ALLOWED!!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/s

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FIXED:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So by that logic we shouldn't think of squishing a wasp as cruel, but population control?

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

I consider my gawd given right to bear arms were ment for exactly this purpose - wasp population control.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, wasps are dicks and dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

That's soo fucking meta... Fuck, that was too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

So what CAN I hate?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nazis are still pretty safe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The taste of orange juice right after brushing your teeth.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjeFW6Bda7s I hate it too. =)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, but see, if I get stung by one, I have maybe 45 min tops to get to an emergency room or die. So it's them or me. And I choose me

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That's entirely reasonable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an ecologist, I thank you OP.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5

Even if you die in usersub, OP,

10 years ago | Likes 527 Dislikes 14

I feel like I should recognize that...is that from the original Rocky?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. That's Mickey, his first trainer.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice. Damn, I need to see that again. It's been quite a while for me. ;}

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I liked that movie mostly because he _loses_ the big fight but wins anyway. I remember Mickey mostly because he dies in III ):

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay ^^

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Yay you did it! v

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

op went the distance this time

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just one thing: There is never any realy balance in any ecosystem, just a sort of instable equilibrium, it can change fast when interrupted.

10 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 9

That's how all balances work, ever.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

the term I believe is "dynamic equilibrium" or "marginal stability"

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted May 30, 2015 5:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm all for a stable ecosystem, but if I kill the one wasp building a nest in my shed, I don't think anything's getting fucked up over that.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

Good job, OP. Just because you're afraid of something (for most people a sting is a minor annoyance) doesn't mean it's okay to kill it.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

Except you know... that's exactly what wasps are trying to do.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Do you base all your behavior on insect behavior? You and your brain are literally thousands of times bigger.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

o if we did we would have made them extinct years ago. along with all the other pest.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Or rather, you have many thousands more synapses. Cognitive ability does not scale directly with size.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I have a feeling most of these comments will be something like "nope, blow em up."

10 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 8

Yup, blow them up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm tempted to be like that, mostly because they aren't the fucking underdog with me. I'm super allergic to them

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have a counter argument for OP

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Wasps actually do pollinate things

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, blow em up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I <3 Wasps.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope, Chuck Testa

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Nope, blow em up

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Well hey there beautiful!

10 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 6

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I was hoping something from that episode would be here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't tell if that should have been "Well hey, they're beautiful!" or "Well hey there, beautiful!"

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That is not a wasp. Its not even from Hymenoptera. Its missing the three light sensors on its forehead 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

and its forelegs, eyes, and antennae are not structured correctly. This is most certainly an Anisoptera, likely a common dragonfly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes beautiful indeed, quite a common word used for a dragonfly.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's kinda cute. Don't judge me.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That is weirdly cute. Despite this post, I am TERRIFIED of insects, so it takes a lot for me to say that.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I didn't even watch the whole gif that's how much I dislike bugs

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's a dragonfly

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

im almost certain that your right, the eyes / face shape look nothing like a wasps'

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might be right it looks like you can kinda make out a wing.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was pretty interested in insects as a teen and those big eyes and strong mandibles are from a dragonfly. Wasp would have a triangular head

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once saw a wasp land on a butterflies back, and repeatedly sting it. I'm not going to say all wasps are assholes, but that one was.

10 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

If there's a wasp in my house I will kill it. Those fuckers pine for me, I dont care if theyre good, Im not out there erradicating them all.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Despite hating wasps with a burning passion, I kinda want to see a wasp brutally murder a butterfly, for non-internet science. Sounds cool.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are insects, if one acts that way, all in the species do. They don't think, they react.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's been almost a year since wasps killed my dad. That's not a joke. I found the hive and doused it in gas and lit it on fire. Fuck wasps.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 18

Justice was served that day.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Was he super allergic or something? Or was a mastermind sort of thing, where they planned it and hired an assassin?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

He'd been stung before, apparently he developed an allergy later. Anyphylactic (sp?) shock, suffocated. I kill every yellowjacket I see.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 12

Revenge and caution for own your well being are a good enough reason for me. Sorry for your loss. :(

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

:( sorry man.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I am incredibly sorry to hear that. :(

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

No you're not @Irianne, you sympathize with wasps, you're probably a psychopath, misplaced sympathies are indicative of such things

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 28

Seriously? OK, by your logic, no one should sympathize with a person because some people do evil things. See how stupid that sounds?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

nature is quite easily the epitome of evil, in which death and suffering is not only commonplace but deemed necessary

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

"it's nature, its not evil"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13

I didn't say it was evil, I said I was sorry to hear it. And I am. ...I'm not sure why you feel those things are in conflict.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Now mosquitoes tho, they can go fuck off.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Like bats, not all species of mosquitoes drink blood. Like bats, some drink nectar and play an important role in pollination.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're an important food source for many small animals such as bats. Not every animal has to directly benefit humans to be important.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Mosquitoes are important enough. Don’t you know that they beat even us humans as the animal with the biggest yearly human body count?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not like they do that on purpose. They need blood to survive, disease is an unfortunate side effect.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Many lethal diseases are caused by pathogens trying to survive. We’re still cheering when we eradicate another of them.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If all of them are eradicated, we would quickly overwhelm nature and use up our resources even faster. Nature needs population control.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But seriously, fuck ticks forever and ever.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Yes this. I'm all on board the ecosystem train, so I looked up what they provide. My (biased) takeaway is that they are dubious at best

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have Lyme disease & another parasite that went unchecked for too long from a tick bite.mI'm sick and trying to get better. I hate ticks :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had Lyme disease when I was 12. I spent 3 months of my life asleep or throwing up from the drugs to kill it. I don't hate ticks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Jun 17, 2015 12:27 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You should get a second opinion on your diagnosis. No medical group in the US agrees that "chronic" Lyme is real.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, is there are reason for ticks? Do they contribute to the ecosystem apart from spreading diseases?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, some species are just proof that things don't need to have a higher purpose to exist. They are just can. And they are awful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Population control of larger animals, hosts for smaller bugs and bacteria, food.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They barely even have real predators. Much less any species that would really depend on them. Filthy, disease-carrying devil-spawns.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Apart from population control via spreading disease, they're actually a secondary food for turkeys. That's pretty much it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd still shoot one down with a shotgun at close range given the opportunity

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 41

I think there was an episode of "1000 ways to die" about this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That'd be some shooting...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And bang his wife

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe if it's in the barrel...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Son, I think we need to talk about the concept of 'the right tool for the job'.

10 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Nuclear-powered fly swatter?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Clearly that shit calls for an RPG.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Do you hate freedom or something?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

flamethrowers are much more fun and cost-effective for this job

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you may be somewhat biased in this. ;}

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a shotgun is the wrong tool for a job, I don't want to be right.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That being said, make sure you use birdshot. Buckshot doesn't have enough spread for the little bastards.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This sounds like an opportunity to develop waspshot, like tiny sand fired at high speeds in a 90° arc in the general direction of the wasp

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't there already a kind of grit shot, designed for riot control?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really think the idiots who call spiders "nopes" are going to mature at some point?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 19

Nope. (Signed: a severe arachnophobe who doesn’t think that crippling phobias are “immature”)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You realize "nope" is just a joke, right? Are people not allowed to have in-jokes without being judged as immature?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Nope.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sadly not. I breed tarantulas and spiders and have even gotten death threats from people because of it. people are fucking retards.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

that's just sad. tarantulas are amazing, spiders in general are awesome. keep up the good work.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Thank you. I'm actually working on trying to get a degree in arachnid phylogeny and systematics.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I hate spiders, but they're allowed to live as long as it's not in my house.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

case in point

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Ever have a severe allergic reaction to a spider bite? It's hard to be okay with something that put you in the hospital being in your home.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Did you specifically watch the spider sink its fangs in to your arm and envenomate you? If not you have no proof it was a spider that bit yo

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I can’t stand spiders either. Doing my best to get them out of my room alive is the most I can hope to achieve.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they're on the window or in the front room I'll generally try to scurry them out, but not if they're in my bedroom or bathroom

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But don't advocate cruelty to them just because you're scared of them" Advice applies to a lot of things actually

10 years ago | Likes 990 Dislikes 9

You do NOT get to fucking sting me and bee afucking live! NOPE Insects are drones anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Seeeeeriously, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a fight with someone saying we should kill all sharks because he hated them. I showed him their predecessor- he decided sharks are cool

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

the predecessor being humboldt squid that hunt in packs and will actually eat you and hurt you- perhaps accidentally, but no one knows

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That's one of the reasons for racism

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Really wish I had more points to give to make yours top comment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This applies to most things. In fact, I'm having trouble thinking of a thing it does not apply to.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is why I've stopped killing most bugs. I don't get to end a life because they creep me out.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tell that to the wasps...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I advocate cruelty to them in my direct existanceing area cause they'll kill me. Away from me? Idgaf lettem live!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

There's a difference between cruelty and mercy. I can cut your fingers off one by one, then your toes, then your... Or just behead you?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like Aliens

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

or black people

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once tried to rescue an apparently dying wasp at the end of my road (as a child).. I fed it honey suckle. It latched on vigorously.

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

they are pretty chill 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I've been stung about 14 times through out my life... I loathe the bastards.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think they are fine

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The sting never really hurt me too much.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have never been stung by a wasp even though I swat at them with my hand if they come close, as long as you are not near their nest, 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm slightly allergic and was terrified of them in my youth. But now, don't start none, won't bee none

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hey, auto correct made a pun!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Dogs bark at things they don't understand"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've read that insects and a lot of sea life aren't capable of registering pain; that they're essentially machines made by nature/evolution

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do remember reading contrary, most recently about how fish have been shown to experience pain. Insects, maybe.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I'm terrified of spiders (cried in front of my whole class in college because tarantula), but I never want them killed. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Thats because spiders don't jump at you at any chance they get and fuck your shit up. They run the fuck away!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not in Australia. Even then I don't kill them.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just because I hate them doesn't mean they should be killed, they do no harm (Ireland. No dangerous ones) and they have a purpose.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

OP's pro-wasp argument is equally applicable to the concept of cruelty and its place in the spectrum of human action, silly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone defend the mosquitoes? I mean what good do they do, besides spread disease and death and itchiness galore.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mosquitoes could possibly be the most abundant insect out there. It is unfathomable what would happen if they suddenly disappeared.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're an important food source for many small animals such as bats. Not every animal has to directly benefit humans to be important.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good point, I still hate them though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rule at my house: Don't kill spiders, house centipedes, wasps, or bees. I've yet to see any other bug because these guys keep them in check

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 11

So they keep the lady bugs at bay?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have the same house rules! Everyone gets relocated back outside.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Minus centipedes for me, but yes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I was with you until house centipedes. fuck those things.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Phrasing!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

whats a house centipede?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

what unholy force brought this monster upon our lands

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The God damned devil.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A terrifying forgotten beast from Earth's prehistoric past that just might also be crawling around in your walls.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

House Centipedes are fucking cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata They eat almost everything you don't want in your 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude, I'm sure they're great, but if I saw one of those in my house I'd have a panic attack.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I rescue them from bathtubs and set them loose.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Here we go again downvoting people being nice to spoopy bugs, did you guys literally not read op's post. :I

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 house: Spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, wasps and anything else that's small enough. Tiny apex predator.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

what if house centipedes are the things you don't want in your house? WHO WILL EAT THEM

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

House centipedes at least try and stay out of your way. Ants are just cruising into your kitchen and saying "Hello!".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

cat?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

House centipedes?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Carnivores with too many legs

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Don't see them around often. Thank god

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhh!!!!! You're giving me the heebie geebies!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a cute face. :3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know honestly it isn't as bad up close.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw this, and reflexively downvoted this comment, as if to say "get away" sorry. don't worry, I fixed it. thanks for the info/nightmares

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those things look awful

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They do, but they also prey on ants and roaches _and_ generally try and keep out of sight.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think i can get a trained one?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where I live they're quite common. They're huge and really fast. :c

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen one in a house before

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR Wasps are still dicks, but we need some dicks in the animal kingdom

10 years ago | Likes 1797 Dislikes 28

They're apparently the America of insects

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You need dicks to fuck assholes so that they don't shit all over pussies.

10 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

Well if you think about it, we're the biggest dicks on this planet what with climate change and extinct animals and such

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR https://youtu.be/ct1-zq8gf_0?t=51s

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, for whatever reason, the left click on the link doesn't work, but if you Open it in a new tab, the video starts at the relevant time..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd think we'd be friends since we're the biggest dicks in the animal kingdom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL Dicks help make the world go 'round.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

that was beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP makes it seem that they are integral, but they certainly aren't unique They merely provide services that other insects do as well.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I had nightmares because of that wasp post I had a dream that my friend an I tried to put the wasp back safely, IT CAME AFTER US WITH HATRED

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TL;DR put your dick in an animal, and you'll be king.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's why im still around..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically "Wasps are dicks, and we like dicks, we just don't like it when dicks are near or in us."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA in a nutshell..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wrong! Wasps are not dicks! If you want to know which animals are jerks, check out Kaiserpenguins! Incest/Rape/Theft they do em all.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So do humans lol

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They might be assholes, but they're Mother Nature's assholes. And you just don't fuck with Mother Nature.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the bad men that keep the others from getting through the door

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need D's and Deez Nuts

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

we need dicks to fuck around, sometimes...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

And for the record, Cicada Killer wasps are actually as docile as butterflies. True fucking story: got a couple of perch on my fingers. FUN

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hehe typo, YES FISH FINGERS! It's what's for dinner :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all need dicks in our life? Even the little dicks

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We need them cus you're all a bunch of pussies. Ha, get it? Biology? OK.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL;DR Wasps are the reason we have beer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, there aren't enough normal bees, and wasps kill normal bees, and rob honey from them. Maybe we could kill a few, that'd be ok.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because dicks make the world go round sorta

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How else would most things reproduce?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually no. The impact of the presence or absence of wasps in an ecosystem is negligible. They really would not be missed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being a dick and being useful are not mutually exclusive, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasps are 4chan?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TL;DR wasps are dicks, but I am a bigger dick, but I am man, I am big dick, I will out-dick any wasp any day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Otherwise we'd be extinct.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We need many dicks in the animal kingdom. Yay dicks!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We need dicks to balance out the pussies in the world.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: OP is actually a wasp trying to lull us into a false sense of security so he can sting us and lay eggs in our brains

10 years ago | Likes 3240 Dislikes 31

fuck off

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Yup, pretty sure this is the case.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

OMG fuck yesss , better burn my home xD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. +1

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yes you should all swallow this waspaganda, it's all true, helpthewaspsarepointingtheirstingers at my heaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

http://xkcd.com/1530/

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All Hail Irianne, Lord of wasps!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasp definitely detected.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a normal human typing with normal human hands.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Took him 4 years to collect the images and post this together.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm not a wasp, sure I'll lay eggs in your young so mind can hatch and devour your child for sustenance. But I'm not a wasp"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sounds like something a wasp would say...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or he is just waspicable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxGs6BHCEU

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes sense. I believe this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

makes a change from having crab people again...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read the caption in pic #10. OP says "we're" instead of "they're".

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Good eye. We're on to you, OP

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

He's saying humans are terrifying. And we are. We kill everything we see.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 0

I was hoping it would be this.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I read this in the voice of Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory. Anyone else?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I read it as Steve Buscemi. Mainly because the first line reminds me of

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Damn it....I was going to post this. I have this up in my office, I love this comic

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this before, and it was ready so fast, is this just a thing?

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The WIDF always posts shit like OP. As responsible humans, we must be ready to counterpoint them.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not familiar with that acronym. Please, please tell me it stands for Wasps In Disguise Federation!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasp Internet Defense Force, but close.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 0

He is spinning a web of lies!

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

On the internet, nobody can tell you're a spider...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

nobody

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm laughing like a crazy person. This is glorious.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh god is there more?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This goes for spiders as well

10 years ago | Likes 422 Dislikes 12

I'm terrified of spiders, was a serious arachnophobe as a kid. Despite that I endure sheer terror to see them outside safely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some spiders are bros. Put 'em in a container and take 'em outside. Let them kill THOSE MOTHERFUCKING WASPS.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and house centipedes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goes double for them, actually. They benefit us directly. I could actually use a few in my apartment right now

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have legitimate arachnophobia and I still upvote your comment. The circle of life is a delicate balance.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Same. But I find them pretty but only behind a thick glass :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but spiders rarely do anything to humans and do great things. People are just scared of them because they don't like how they look.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is an instinct built over time from venomous spiders. So one should still be careful with them. Same with snakes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spiders aren't dicks. Spiders are friendly, "I'll sit in a corner where you don't notice me and I can eat all the annoying pests"-creatures!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spider's have never hurt me so I'm fine with them, a wasp once made me momentarily blind so now I don't care about wasp feelings anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mud daubers like to eat spiders and the more poisonous the more of a delicacy it is. But spiders eat other bugs too. Both are my bros.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mud daubers are...acceptable. Ish. They're asocial (i.e. no pheromone-riled gang-stingings). Unfortunately the pepsid genera hurts _worse_.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude, I fucking love spiders.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never forget spiderbro.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spiders can live. Just not in my home.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

from my experience, spiders are much less aggressive and they definitely get rid of a lot of nasty insects. spiders are bros!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I let spiders do their thing outside, and some inside (like daddylonglegs) but black widows in or near the house have got to GO.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude I breed tarantulas and other arachnids. It makes me sad when I see people kill them all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spiders get such a bad time. Its not their fault they were born that way D:

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about mosquitoes?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And the frogs! Can't forget about the frogs.. *cringe* http://imgur.com/Hfi3Meu

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bitten by a widow at 5 and a recluse at 7. I'm sorry, but years of therapy for severe arachnophobia won't change how I hate them :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spiders are bros.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

anytime i find a spider inside, i catch it and release it on my plants outside! they kill bad bugs, but not ants, why the hell not ants?????

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spiders creep me out. Once my brother caught one in a plastic container and threw it in the fire. I was horrified

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be fair most spiders are friendly, and I can't prove I ever got bitten by a spider ever.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to hate spiders, and killed them all where I lived. Then the crickets got so horrible I couldn't sleep at night. Spiders live now.

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

I also used to kill spiders and hate them, until one morning, I saw a Garden Spider had killed a red wasp in her web.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Garden Spiders can be intimidating, but they mostly stick to their web and just eat bugs around your house. They're actually kind of pretty.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup, I've walked into their webs countless times and they've never resorted to biting me. I've even wrapped my fingers around one in an 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

attempt to remove it, in a panic. Didn't even throw a defensive stance afterwards, it was just glad it wasn't dead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A decorative nope.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're extremely harmless, it turns out. The only harm they pose is you hurting yourself by walking into their web.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no shame in admitting I hurt my foot pretty bad kicking a table while panicking at the sight of a spider dropping near my face once.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an arachnophobe. I cry if I see pictures of spiders on a bad day. But I think they're incredible, and try not to kill them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and I mean genuine, diagnosed, pathological arachnophobia, meaning spiders cause intense and irrational, powerful fear reactions.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm fine with house spiders and stuff like that, but brown recluses can die in a fire. I've been bitten by three of them in my sleep.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I'm hoping you mean 3 at different times. Otherwise how are you not dead or something?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mom found one so she put down 110 traps in her house. Turns out there were many. 30+. They live near the woods. No bites yet, thankfully

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, you need to check your bed better. Most bites come from clothing they crawled into, and people put on. They aren't aggressive, >

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hence the name "recluse". Shake your bedding out and you should be fine.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I check my bedding. They're just very common in this part of the country.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ow. :{ Whereabouts do you live that they're so common?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, where do you live so I can never visit?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arkansas.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whereabouts do you live? Somewhere south I imagine. Whereabouts is a very southern word.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Florida, but bear in mind I've heard it all over the US. Someone I knew raised in Pennsylvania said it all the time. ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never heard that phrase in California before.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0