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I'm sure you guys saw the post on the front page recently about somebody finding and catching a little wasp nest (http://imgur.com/gallery/4KUr1). Now I didn't think anything about it until I scrolled down and started reading some of the comments...
There was a lot of hate for this wasp! This was only about a dozen pictures after another front page post about animal abuse (all comments, of course, talking about how terrible any person is who would do something so heinous to a helpless animal). I was especially disappointed to see the number of downvotes on the comment I highlighted -- how dare somebody suggest sparing this creature's life!!
Just to be fair in my er... reporting... there were a couple other comments that weren't on board with this idea. Even if they weren't nearly as popular.
Fortunately OP was of a kinder nature than most his commenters. Hats off to you, @mmmat. Most replies to this weren't super supportive, but there was definitely more restraint in this thread than the one I screenshotted above.
People seem to think that wasps do absolutely no good at all...
They should be extict? Come on guys...
So this brings me to my point: Why wasps aren't dicks! Now, I didn't study biology in college, I'm not an entomologist or an ecologist. I don't want to pretend this is coming from a place of studied expertise, but I do understand how an ecosystem works.
All non-invasive species form a very delicate balance to make an ecosystem work. Just because wasps don't provide anything for humans doesn't mean they don't provide anything at all. They are predators and scavengers, this provides important population control as well as clean-up.
Wasps do kill bees, and we love bees now. They also kill some ickier insects too -- like cicadas (and those shouldn't be extinct either, but population control is important). Wasps are parasites, with some species killing the larvae of other insects to lay their own eggs inside. That isn't evil -- that's nature. Hell, some animals even kill their OWN young and we still love them.
I'm looking at you, adorable mother bear.
Wasps get a bad rep because they sting for seemingly no reason, but we're pretty terrifying. They're hyper-territorial, and practice a "the best defense is a good offense" sort of approach, but again they're not the only ones.
Bull sharks, wolverines, gorillas, hippos, baboons, lions, bears, rhinos, crocodiles... these are all species that will attack you for being too close to their territory. Animals don't have the ability to rationalize what is and isn't a threat to them, or to understand the consequences of their actions. Wasps hardly have the ability to realize that we only kill them because they sting us, nor can they see us and think to themselves "hmm, I wonder if that naked bear is going to knock my nest down or not..." They just want us away from it. So they get us away from it using the LITERAL ONLY TOOL THEY HAVE. THEY'RE ONE INCH LONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WE ARE NOT EXACTLY THE UNDERDOGS IN THIS FIGHT.
They might even be partially responsible for helping yeast survive in the wild, meaning we owe them our thanks for beer, for bread, for sweet rolls, for.. all sorts of yummy treats.
Now, I'm not saying you've gotta become best friends with wasps now. They ARE aggressive. You don't have to let one build a nest on your window. You can call an exterminator to spray your house and your shed and your mailbox to dissuade wasps from building nests there. That's all fine. They want you away from their homes, you're allowed to want them away from yours.
But don't advocate cruelty to them just because you're scared of them. Don't wish for them to become extict because you don't understand what they do for our ecosystem. If we lose them I promise we won't be celebrating.
With all the downvoting on anything pro-wasp I don't expect this to get too far, but that's okay. You, yes YOU, reading this right now -- you've seen it. Next time you see somebody saying we should kill all the wasps, maybe you'll comment that that isn't a good idea. That would be good enough for me.
Nottheeviltwin
The Jedi respect all life, in any form
gadgethackwrench
Good job, OP!
YourbestfriendMichael
After an event that happened over a decade ago involving some relatives and a whole lot of wasps, I am unable to gain more sympathy for them
YourbestfriendMichael
Any one of those fuckers get near me and it either gets the fuck out or it'll meet certain death.
Odaus
Also wasps such as this exist: http://media-3.web.britannica.com/eb-media/17/24017-004-98EF07A1.jpg
RatalieArcadia
Crazy how nature do dat
WhitneyHoustonWeHaveAProblem
My policy is, if the bug/animal isn't presenting immediate danger, it shouldn't be killed. If it's in the house, I'll peacefully remove it.
majorfeelsbro
I mean it is okay to hate wasps not everyone can share the same love of wasps like you OP.
Irianne
Don't get me wrong, I'm terrified of them, they're real scary... I was just alarmed by the uh... aggression level of the hatred.
XanaMaus
Some types of wasps are known for eating only spiders. One particular breed favors eating black widow spiders. GGWasp.jpg
Kleebot
I fucking hate wasps and normally wish them all dead... but this post is really well written and makes many valid points. +1 for you
noonecaresdude
Fuck this post and all it stands for, but i agree!
Eowyneb
Same here, this post has made me rethink how i feel. Afterall the ecosystem changes enormesly when an insect goes extint
okIgiveupIlljoinimgur
Y u so reasonable?
gtaomg
A REASONABLE PERSON ON THE INTERNET! WHAT DO WE DO?! WHERE DO WE GOO??!? GET ME THE SECDEF, WEVE GOT AN ISSUE!! REASON AINT ALLOWED!!!
gtaomg
/s
vauhtihirmu
FIXED:
Kogling
So by that logic we shouldn't think of squishing a wasp as cruel, but population control?
SomeGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
I consider my gawd given right to bear arms were ment for exactly this purpose - wasp population control.
bundleofwoodensticks
Yes, wasps are dicks and dicks fuck pussies, but dicks also fuck assholes
AIistairHennessey
That's soo fucking meta... Fuck, that was too.
WhatyoudontknowaboutFUCKMOUNTAINcankillyou
So what CAN I hate?
Unistrut
Nazis are still pretty safe.
Irianne
The taste of orange juice right after brushing your teeth.
kuzvo240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjeFW6Bda7s I hate it too. =)
arthut
Yea, but see, if I get stung by one, I have maybe 45 min tops to get to an emergency room or die. So it's them or me. And I choose me
Unistrut
That's entirely reasonable.
iregretthisdecisionimmediately
As an ecologist, I thank you OP.
StructureLlama
Even if you die in usersub, OP,
azureraptor
I feel like I should recognize that...is that from the original Rocky?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Yes. That's Mickey, his first trainer.
azureraptor
Nice. Damn, I need to see that again. It's been quite a while for me. ;}
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I liked that movie mostly because he _loses_ the big fight but wins anyway. I remember Mickey mostly because he dies in III ):
Irianne
Yay ^^
StructureLlama
Yay you did it!
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mzxrules
op went the distance this time
whatshappeninghere
Just one thing: There is never any realy balance in any ecosystem, just a sort of instable equilibrium, it can change fast when interrupted.
NateintheNorth
That's how all balances work, ever.
UnknownGenius
the term I believe is "dynamic equilibrium" or "marginal stability"
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HerbieRobinson
I'm all for a stable ecosystem, but if I kill the one wasp building a nest in my shed, I don't think anything's getting fucked up over that.
flybynight17
Good job, OP. Just because you're afraid of something (for most people a sting is a minor annoyance) doesn't mean it's okay to kill it.
Himser
Except you know... that's exactly what wasps are trying to do.
flybynight17
Do you base all your behavior on insect behavior? You and your brain are literally thousands of times bigger.
Himser
o if we did we would have made them extinct years ago. along with all the other pest.
flybynight17
Or rather, you have many thousands more synapses. Cognitive ability does not scale directly with size.
imbatman58
I have a feeling most of these comments will be something like "nope, blow em up."
SuicideByAccountant
Yup, blow them up.
magulagie
I'm tempted to be like that, mostly because they aren't the fucking underdog with me. I'm super allergic to them
pancreas
I have a counter argument for OP
cheeseywiz98
Wasps actually do pollinate things
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
Yep, blow em up
LordNoodles
I <3 Wasps.
ImgurMontoya
Nope, Chuck Testa
Squirrelmastersbitch
Nope, blow em up
Kind0ne
Well hey there beautiful!
bitterimgurian
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LooseCannonSpock
TitanKyojin
I was hoping something from that episode would be here.
AdmJota
Can't tell if that should have been "Well hey, they're beautiful!" or "Well hey there, beautiful!"
IronAngel2k3
That is not a wasp. Its not even from Hymenoptera. Its missing the three light sensors on its forehead 1/2
IronAngel2k3
and its forelegs, eyes, and antennae are not structured correctly. This is most certainly an Anisoptera, likely a common dragonfly.
DarkDragon2344
Yes beautiful indeed, quite a common word used for a dragonfly.
ThisNameDoesntMatter
That's kinda cute. Don't judge me.
Irianne
That is weirdly cute. Despite this post, I am TERRIFIED of insects, so it takes a lot for me to say that.
doufancyapickle
I didn't even watch the whole gif that's how much I dislike bugs
KazadAiMenu
Pretty sure that's a dragonfly
Kajitheninja
im almost certain that your right, the eyes / face shape look nothing like a wasps'
Kind0ne
You might be right it looks like you can kinda make out a wing.
KazadAiMenu
I was pretty interested in insects as a teen and those big eyes and strong mandibles are from a dragonfly. Wasp would have a triangular head
davesrandomstuff
I once saw a wasp land on a butterflies back, and repeatedly sting it. I'm not going to say all wasps are assholes, but that one was.
noctevena
If there's a wasp in my house I will kill it. Those fuckers pine for me, I dont care if theyre good, Im not out there erradicating them all.
Kasuki
Despite hating wasps with a burning passion, I kinda want to see a wasp brutally murder a butterfly, for non-internet science. Sounds cool.
noonecaresdude
They are insects, if one acts that way, all in the species do. They don't think, they react.
fluger
It's been almost a year since wasps killed my dad. That's not a joke. I found the hive and doused it in gas and lit it on fire. Fuck wasps.
DrCaticus
Justice was served that day.
IrohJR
Was he super allergic or something? Or was a mastermind sort of thing, where they planned it and hired an assassin?
fluger
He'd been stung before, apparently he developed an allergy later. Anyphylactic (sp?) shock, suffocated. I kill every yellowjacket I see.
Maelman
Revenge and caution for own your well being are a good enough reason for me. Sorry for your loss. :(
IrohJR
:( sorry man.
Irianne
I am incredibly sorry to hear that. :(
PENlS
No you're not @Irianne, you sympathize with wasps, you're probably a psychopath, misplaced sympathies are indicative of such things
Syng42
Seriously? OK, by your logic, no one should sympathize with a person because some people do evil things. See how stupid that sounds?
PENlS
nature is quite easily the epitome of evil, in which death and suffering is not only commonplace but deemed necessary
PENlS
"it's nature, its not evil"
Irianne
I didn't say it was evil, I said I was sorry to hear it. And I am. ...I'm not sure why you feel those things are in conflict.
pleonidas
Now mosquitoes tho, they can go fuck off.
Thaily
Like bats, not all species of mosquitoes drink blood. Like bats, some drink nectar and play an important role in pollination.
Syng42
They're an important food source for many small animals such as bats. Not every animal has to directly benefit humans to be important.
Erkhyan
Mosquitoes are important enough. Don’t you know that they beat even us humans as the animal with the biggest yearly human body count?
Syng42
It's not like they do that on purpose. They need blood to survive, disease is an unfortunate side effect.
Erkhyan
Many lethal diseases are caused by pathogens trying to survive. We’re still cheering when we eradicate another of them.
Syng42
If all of them are eradicated, we would quickly overwhelm nature and use up our resources even faster. Nature needs population control.
MakeItBackAlright
But seriously, fuck ticks forever and ever.
aguacatedeldiablo
Yes this. I'm all on board the ecosystem train, so I looked up what they provide. My (biased) takeaway is that they are dubious at best
ireya
I have Lyme disease & another parasite that went unchecked for too long from a tick bite.mI'm sick and trying to get better. I hate ticks :(
CoconutCyclone
I had Lyme disease when I was 12. I spent 3 months of my life asleep or throwing up from the drugs to kill it. I don't hate ticks.
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CoconutCyclone
You should get a second opinion on your diagnosis. No medical group in the US agrees that "chronic" Lyme is real.
Elvirana
Yeah, is there are reason for ticks? Do they contribute to the ecosystem apart from spreading diseases?
MakeItBackAlright
Yeah, some species are just proof that things don't need to have a higher purpose to exist. They are just can. And they are awful.
SunSneeze
Population control of larger animals, hosts for smaller bugs and bacteria, food.
MuspellsEnd
They barely even have real predators. Much less any species that would really depend on them. Filthy, disease-carrying devil-spawns.
TheVest
Apart from population control via spreading disease, they're actually a secondary food for turkeys. That's pretty much it.
IncognitoFWUH
I'd still shoot one down with a shotgun at close range given the opportunity
UnknownGenius
I think there was an episode of "1000 ways to die" about this
antiAntagonist
That'd be some shooting...
Willybum84
And bang his wife
BooRadleyLives
Maybe if it's in the barrel...
myr14d
Son, I think we need to talk about the concept of 'the right tool for the job'.
NotAnAdmin
Nuclear-powered fly swatter?
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
Yeah. Clearly that shit calls for an RPG.
UsePNGnotJPEG
Do you hate freedom or something?
smaug777000
flamethrowers are much more fun and cost-effective for this job
azureraptor
I think you may be somewhat biased in this. ;}
pancreas
If a shotgun is the wrong tool for a job, I don't want to be right.
Frostkyte
That being said, make sure you use birdshot. Buckshot doesn't have enough spread for the little bastards.
jackofalleves
This sounds like an opportunity to develop waspshot, like tiny sand fired at high speeds in a 90° arc in the general direction of the wasp
SecludedGhost
Isn't there already a kind of grit shot, designed for riot control?
Narushima
You really think the idiots who call spiders "nopes" are going to mature at some point?
Erkhyan
Nope. (Signed: a severe arachnophobe who doesn’t think that crippling phobias are “immature”)
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
You realize "nope" is just a joke, right? Are people not allowed to have in-jokes without being judged as immature?
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Nope.
onecuntwolfpack
Sadly not. I breed tarantulas and spiders and have even gotten death threats from people because of it. people are fucking retards.
lilthulhu
that's just sad. tarantulas are amazing, spiders in general are awesome. keep up the good work.
onecuntwolfpack
Thank you. I'm actually working on trying to get a degree in arachnid phylogeny and systematics.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
I hate spiders, but they're allowed to live as long as it's not in my house.
onecuntwolfpack
case in point
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Ever have a severe allergic reaction to a spider bite? It's hard to be okay with something that put you in the hospital being in your home.
onecuntwolfpack
Did you specifically watch the spider sink its fangs in to your arm and envenomate you? If not you have no proof it was a spider that bit yo
Erkhyan
I can’t stand spiders either. Doing my best to get them out of my room alive is the most I can hope to achieve.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
If they're on the window or in the front room I'll generally try to scurry them out, but not if they're in my bedroom or bathroom
Spearka
"But don't advocate cruelty to them just because you're scared of them" Advice applies to a lot of things actually
noonecaresdude
You do NOT get to fucking sting me and bee afucking live! NOPE Insects are drones anyway.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Seeeeeriously, yes.
Keesa
Had a fight with someone saying we should kill all sharks because he hated them. I showed him their predecessor- he decided sharks are cool
Keesa
the predecessor being humboldt squid that hunt in packs and will actually eat you and hurt you- perhaps accidentally, but no one knows
KazadAiMenu
That's one of the reasons for racism
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Really wish I had more points to give to make yours top comment.
malexmatt
This applies to most things. In fact, I'm having trouble thinking of a thing it does not apply to.
Syng42
This is why I've stopped killing most bugs. I don't get to end a life because they creep me out.
FolHado
tell that to the wasps...
JM1911A1
I advocate cruelty to them in my direct existanceing area cause they'll kill me. Away from me? Idgaf lettem live!
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
There's a difference between cruelty and mercy. I can cut your fingers off one by one, then your toes, then your... Or just behead you?
TwistedAttitudes
Like Aliens
Thoraxe123
or black people
AntiDownVoteActivist
I once tried to rescue an apparently dying wasp at the end of my road (as a child).. I fed it honey suckle. It latched on vigorously.
andergriff
they are pretty chill 2/2
AntiDownVoteActivist
I've been stung about 14 times through out my life... I loathe the bastards.
andergriff
I think they are fine
NituaRS
The sting never really hurt me too much.
andergriff
I have never been stung by a wasp even though I swat at them with my hand if they come close, as long as you are not near their nest, 1/2
aguacatedeldiablo
I'm slightly allergic and was terrified of them in my youth. But now, don't start none, won't bee none
aguacatedeldiablo
Hey, auto correct made a pun!
whatatravisty
"Dogs bark at things they don't understand"
whateversomethingdifferentiguessfkit
I've read that insects and a lot of sea life aren't capable of registering pain; that they're essentially machines made by nature/evolution
vauhtihirmu
I do remember reading contrary, most recently about how fish have been shown to experience pain. Insects, maybe.
Chocolatesporks
Thank you! I'm terrified of spiders (cried in front of my whole class in college because tarantula), but I never want them killed. 1/2
noonecaresdude
Thats because spiders don't jump at you at any chance they get and fuck your shit up. They run the fuck away!
00LimaRomeo
Not in Australia. Even then I don't kill them.
Chocolatesporks
Just because I hate them doesn't mean they should be killed, they do no harm (Ireland. No dangerous ones) and they have a purpose.
CrabWallet
OP's pro-wasp argument is equally applicable to the concept of cruelty and its place in the spectrum of human action, silly.
Geezreally
Can someone defend the mosquitoes? I mean what good do they do, besides spread disease and death and itchiness galore.
noonecaresdude
Mosquitoes could possibly be the most abundant insect out there. It is unfathomable what would happen if they suddenly disappeared.
Syng42
They're an important food source for many small animals such as bats. Not every animal has to directly benefit humans to be important.
Geezreally
Good point, I still hate them though.
Zurkiba
Rule at my house: Don't kill spiders, house centipedes, wasps, or bees. I've yet to see any other bug because these guys keep them in check
MicahL
So they keep the lady bugs at bay?
BunnyTheSlayer
We have the same house rules! Everyone gets relocated back outside.
LordNoodles
Minus centipedes for me, but yes.
pancreas
I was with you until house centipedes. fuck those things.
IrohJR
Phrasing!
Simanni
whats a house centipede?
StillNotYouTube
Simanni
what unholy force brought this monster upon our lands
kfrex
The God damned devil.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
A terrifying forgotten beast from Earth's prehistoric past that just might also be crawling around in your walls.
DamnItFeelsGoodToBeALankster
House Centipedes are fucking cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata They eat almost everything you don't want in your 1/2
Maelman
Dude, I'm sure they're great, but if I saw one of those in my house I'd have a panic attack.
DamnItFeelsGoodToBeALankster
I rescue them from bathtubs and set them loose.
gooblaster
Here we go again downvoting people being nice to spoopy bugs, did you guys literally not read op's post. :I
DamnItFeelsGoodToBeALankster
2/2 house: Spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, wasps and anything else that's small enough. Tiny apex predator.
justhereforvoting
what if house centipedes are the things you don't want in your house? WHO WILL EAT THEM
Unistrut
House centipedes at least try and stay out of your way. Ants are just cruising into your kitchen and saying "Hello!".
ak1ba
cat?
Sytaria
House centipedes?
StillNotYouTube
Carnivores with too many legs
Sytaria
Don't see them around often. Thank god
bumbump
Ahhhhhh!!!!! You're giving me the heebie geebies!
mastercheif
Enhance! http://www.pestid.msu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/HouseCentipedeHeadFangs.jpg
Syng42
What a cute face. :3
DarkDragon2344
You know honestly it isn't as bad up close.
mastercheif
Enhance! https://livingwithinsects.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/housecentipedeforcipular-apparatus.png?w=640
CyclopsWasRight
I saw this, and reflexively downvoted this comment, as if to say "get away" sorry. don't worry, I fixed it. thanks for the info/nightmares
nonpondo
Those things look awful
Unistrut
They do, but they also prey on ants and roaches _and_ generally try and keep out of sight.
nonpondo
Think i can get a trained one?
Mogmai
Where I live they're quite common. They're huge and really fast. :c
nonpondo
I've never seen one in a house before
GoDrunkYoureHome
TL;DR Wasps are still dicks, but we need some dicks in the animal kingdom
Galdornae
They're apparently the America of insects
dublet
You need dicks to fuck assholes so that they don't shit all over pussies.
Noneofyourdamnbusinessfrompomoworld
http://imgur.com/YB8QhAX
jabba23
Well if you think about it, we're the biggest dicks on this planet what with climate change and extinct animals and such
dakonsept
TL;DR https://youtu.be/ct1-zq8gf_0?t=51s
dakonsept
Well, for whatever reason, the left click on the link doesn't work, but if you Open it in a new tab, the video starts at the relevant time..
Swa9Dra9on
You'd think we'd be friends since we're the biggest dicks in the animal kingdom.
ThanksForTheFeels
TIL Dicks help make the world go 'round.
good2go4ne1
that was beautiful.
OddOod
OP makes it seem that they are integral, but they certainly aren't unique They merely provide services that other insects do as well.
whodathunkit
I had nightmares because of that wasp post I had a dream that my friend an I tried to put the wasp back safely, IT CAME AFTER US WITH HATRED
wellnowwellnowwhoa
CrabWallet
TL;DR put your dick in an animal, and you'll be king.
humblehater
And that's why im still around..
ExtinctasaurusRex
So basically "Wasps are dicks, and we like dicks, we just don't like it when dicks are near or in us."
RadioKies
So https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA in a nutshell..
daf4ever
wrong! Wasps are not dicks! If you want to know which animals are jerks, check out Kaiserpenguins! Incest/Rape/Theft they do em all.
MrBronsonTwist
So do humans lol
Danishlmgurian
They might be assholes, but they're Mother Nature's assholes. And you just don't fuck with Mother Nature.
ThePotatoBandit
the bad men that keep the others from getting through the door
TheRicM
We need D's and Deez Nuts
MetaphoricalFox
we need dicks to fuck around, sometimes...
Popspoppingit
NeoHelios
And for the record, Cicada Killer wasps are actually as docile as butterflies. True fucking story: got a couple of perch on my fingers. FUN
NeoHelios
hehe typo, YES FISH FINGERS! It's what's for dinner :p
fonzei
We all need dicks in our life? Even the little dicks
kawaiibrah
We need them cus you're all a bunch of pussies. Ha, get it? Biology? OK.
zackofspades
TL;DR Wasps are the reason we have beer.
Sithrak
I dunno, there aren't enough normal bees, and wasps kill normal bees, and rob honey from them. Maybe we could kill a few, that'd be ok.
SmertNSpecial
Because dicks make the world go round sorta
LifeDoctor
How else would most things reproduce?
eggmuffin
Actually no. The impact of the presence or absence of wasps in an ecosystem is negligible. They really would not be missed.
FarceMajeure
Being a dick and being useful are not mutually exclusive, yes.
ydnab
Wasps are 4chan?
gonzaletude
TL;DR wasps are dicks, but I am a bigger dick, but I am man, I am big dick, I will out-dick any wasp any day.
YeastLord
Otherwise we'd be extinct.
SexyBiologist
We need many dicks in the animal kingdom. Yay dicks!
TubbzMcgee
aykyle
We need dicks to balance out the pussies in the world.
DrBuckarooBanzai
Plot twist: OP is actually a wasp trying to lull us into a false sense of security so he can sting us and lay eggs in our brains
Mshine
fuck off
AdmJota
Yup, pretty sure this is the case.
R3ICH
OMG fuck yesss , better burn my home xD
KingOfTheAnarchists
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1120216/family-guy-bug-o.gif
ItsDangerousToGoAloneTakeThis
Exactly what I thought of haha
goingtopoundtownonthefucktruck
Haha. +1
trapinch
Yes you should all swallow this waspaganda, it's all true, helpthewaspsarepointingtheirstingers at my heaaaaaaaaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HeavyXo
http://xkcd.com/1530/
lighterletter
All Hail Irianne, Lord of wasps!
NomDeImguerre
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant?
6footdildo
Wasp definitely detected.
longdarkteatimeofthesoul
I am a normal human typing with normal human hands.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
...Took him 4 years to collect the images and post this together.
cgn397
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
wulfansur
"I'm not a wasp, sure I'll lay eggs in your young so mind can hatch and devour your child for sustenance. But I'm not a wasp"
PinPointSnarkuracy
http://cinemademerde.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_movie_image/public/movie_image/alien_predator2-leer.gif
TheBenevolentGeneralKrullAndHisGloriousNewRegime
That sounds like something a wasp would say...
Geodesy
Or he is just waspicable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVxGs6BHCEU
LlamaLlamaQuack
This makes sense. I believe this.
Atheros
makes a change from having crab people again...
ThatOneGuyYouMetThatOneTime
Read the caption in pic #10. OP says "we're" instead of "they're".
DrBuckarooBanzai
Good eye. We're on to you, OP
Cheomesh
He's saying humans are terrifying. And we are. We kill everything we see.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Cloudakira
I was hoping it would be this.
WesleyMoody
I read this in the voice of Sheldon Cooper from the big bang theory. Anyone else?
Diddlestyx
I read it as Steve Buscemi. Mainly because the first line reminds me of
WeAreStevo
Damn it....I was going to post this. I have this up in my office, I love this comic
nonpondo
I've never seen this before, and it was ready so fast, is this just a thing?
countseven
The WIDF always posts shit like OP. As responsible humans, we must be ready to counterpoint them.
ripshadowfox
I'm not familiar with that acronym. Please, please tell me it stands for Wasps In Disguise Federation!!
countseven
Wasp Internet Defense Force, but close.
causality
bcandbc
He is spinning a web of lies!
IHaveALurkersSoul
On the internet, nobody can tell you're a spider...
InanityWolf
nobody
PoopholeAintALoophole
I'm laughing like a crazy person. This is glorious.
causality
NotACanadian
Oh god is there more?
DonRoy
This goes for spiders as well
raisinjones
I'm terrified of spiders, was a serious arachnophobe as a kid. Despite that I endure sheer terror to see them outside safely.
Erdan
Some spiders are bros. Put 'em in a container and take 'em outside. Let them kill THOSE MOTHERFUCKING WASPS.
862900000
and house centipedes
Spune
Goes double for them, actually. They benefit us directly. I could actually use a few in my apartment right now
CrimsonNirnr00t
I have legitimate arachnophobia and I still upvote your comment. The circle of life is a delicate balance.
notyouraveragemuffin
Same. But I find them pretty but only behind a thick glass :)
Bencifer
Yeah, but spiders rarely do anything to humans and do great things. People are just scared of them because they don't like how they look.
Generalmonkey
Which is an instinct built over time from venomous spiders. So one should still be careful with them. Same with snakes.
Lemau
Spiders aren't dicks. Spiders are friendly, "I'll sit in a corner where you don't notice me and I can eat all the annoying pests"-creatures!
JazzBunny
Spider's have never hurt me so I'm fine with them, a wasp once made me momentarily blind so now I don't care about wasp feelings anymore.
LordNoodles
My mud daubers like to eat spiders and the more poisonous the more of a delicacy it is. But spiders eat other bugs too. Both are my bros.
azureraptor
Mud daubers are...acceptable. Ish. They're asocial (i.e. no pheromone-riled gang-stingings). Unfortunately the pepsid genera hurts _worse_.
Neominister
Dude, I fucking love spiders.
MrJimmyC
Never forget spiderbro.
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Spiders can live. Just not in my home.
tehremedy
from my experience, spiders are much less aggressive and they definitely get rid of a lot of nasty insects. spiders are bros!
shinyandchrome
I let spiders do their thing outside, and some inside (like daddylonglegs) but black widows in or near the house have got to GO.
onecuntwolfpack
Dude I breed tarantulas and other arachnids. It makes me sad when I see people kill them all the time.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
TyroneLannister
Spiders get such a bad time. Its not their fault they were born that way D:
dennnnnis
What about mosquitoes?
GetOffTheRoadQuick
And the frogs! Can't forget about the frogs.. *cringe* http://imgur.com/Hfi3Meu
YIKEA
bitten by a widow at 5 and a recluse at 7. I'm sorry, but years of therapy for severe arachnophobia won't change how I hate them :(
ElPoloDiablo
Spiders are bros.
cosmickittie
anytime i find a spider inside, i catch it and release it on my plants outside! they kill bad bugs, but not ants, why the hell not ants?????
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Spiders creep me out. Once my brother caught one in a plastic container and threw it in the fire. I was horrified
iSoulend
To be fair most spiders are friendly, and I can't prove I ever got bitten by a spider ever.
TheKingOfConquerors
I used to hate spiders, and killed them all where I lived. Then the crickets got so horrible I couldn't sleep at night. Spiders live now.
itsybitsyspider
I also used to kill spiders and hate them, until one morning, I saw a Garden Spider had killed a red wasp in her web.
Zombraina
Garden Spiders can be intimidating, but they mostly stick to their web and just eat bugs around your house. They're actually kind of pretty.
GalaxyFrame
Yup, I've walked into their webs countless times and they've never resorted to biting me. I've even wrapped my fingers around one in an 1/2
GalaxyFrame
attempt to remove it, in a panic. Didn't even throw a defensive stance afterwards, it was just glad it wasn't dead.
Zombraina
A decorative nope.
itsybitsyspider
They're extremely harmless, it turns out. The only harm they pose is you hurting yourself by walking into their web.
kongfuchicken
I have no shame in admitting I hurt my foot pretty bad kicking a table while panicking at the sight of a spider dropping near my face once.
witchzenka
I'm an arachnophobe. I cry if I see pictures of spiders on a bad day. But I think they're incredible, and try not to kill them.
witchzenka
and I mean genuine, diagnosed, pathological arachnophobia, meaning spiders cause intense and irrational, powerful fear reactions.
Haxbrygd
I'm fine with house spiders and stuff like that, but brown recluses can die in a fire. I've been bitten by three of them in my sleep.
CarlosOfNightvale
I'm hoping you mean 3 at different times. Otherwise how are you not dead or something?
LordNoodles
Mom found one so she put down 110 traps in her house. Turns out there were many. 30+. They live near the woods. No bites yet, thankfully
almostsomething182
Damn, you need to check your bed better. Most bites come from clothing they crawled into, and people put on. They aren't aggressive, >
almostsomething182
Hence the name "recluse". Shake your bedding out and you should be fine.
Haxbrygd
I check my bedding. They're just very common in this part of the country.
azureraptor
Ow. :{ Whereabouts do you live that they're so common?
Wafflewolf
Yes, where do you live so I can never visit?
Haxbrygd
Arkansas.
Wolfbrother1
Whereabouts do you live? Somewhere south I imagine. Whereabouts is a very southern word.
azureraptor
Florida, but bear in mind I've heard it all over the US. Someone I knew raised in Pennsylvania said it all the time. ;)
TheGenieOfTheLamp
I've never heard that phrase in California before.