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Nov 4, 2025 2:52 PM
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
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PineappleLoopsBroether
Finally!
cbale2000
And basically no one on the left or right will miss him.
darkninja2992
Ngl i thought he was dead already
Isaidwhatsup
just a little bit to the right next time
ButtBot9900
lol rest in piss you evil bastard
MagnumRadhard
Wow. Great news
venom181st
ROGUEdenied
Have a nice ride bitch.
GratuaCuun
Too late to prevent the damage he caused - but at least he went out impotent and incontinent watching the empire he built shit on him
CharlesMontgomeryBurns
I feel like if this happened 10ish years ago, I'd feel a lot happier about it, but now there's only one obit I want to see
ArchMagos
pr3viso
One less poisonous snake on Earth
woozle
NonyGony
Jaqdakloun
Anyways, here's a pair of great tits
doodlydoofus
It shows how badly hate ages us. I thought he was 84 20 years ago.
Holzter
ChaLeGai
In lieu of flowers, his family asks that you shoot your neighbor in the face with birdshot. It was his favorite activity.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXo3a2twMm16amY0bHc4NG4zbHc3MmZ5dHgzaWYxbXRhbXN3aGhuOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pB4qmEYmj3LEY/200w.webp
unluckyandbored
Not what I was hoping for, but I'll take it.
bourbonandbaddecisions
Getting closer.
VictusVonGuyver
I'm hoping he isn't buried at Arlington like Henry Kissinger was to avoid being pissed on.
KAPTKipper
One can say it was "A wild shot"
ziggystardust7
One time he shot a guy in the face and then afterwards they held a press conference to apologize... the guy who got shot, I mean. https://imgur.com/oOT6POm
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
Yup, I remember that.
ridureyu
He died like all war criminals:
Peacefully in bed, surrounded by loved ones.
ingridwebb88
With pneumonia, which sucks, so there's that
HowlingRollercoaster2
There's a few notable exceptions that were in bunkers or upside down in the town square, but yeah, unfortunately you are correct.
DaCrazyBeggar
Whatever, he literally doesnt exist anymore.
ConsummateConundrum
Neednoggle
Say whaaat? Dick Cheney died? That's awesome!!
MenloPart
He was 84, but my dad died at 66.
Dad wasn't as bad as Cheney...
Pikkupanda
My husband passed at 56.
People like Cheney leave me with many questions about timing and worth.
flail
I'm sorry that happened to you. There is no inherent justice in the universe. There is only what we decide is just and work to make it so. We need to work to bring these people to justice while they're still alive.
Pikkupanda
Very Gandalf like. I approve.
MenloPart
Rich people have many more resources than the rest of us.
In my dad's case, he couldn't get a doctor to give him the help he needed.
Pikkupanda
I’m so very sorry. And you’re so very right.
EroticZombiePants
Exactly. Cheney had a heart transplant. No one in my extended family is ever going to have that option.
thewhereiankelly
Some might say “Oh but he was against Trump in the end” but I say : yeah? Well he made the conditions for Trump possible
judyblue
Also ISIS, but who's keeping track?
EroticZombiePants
Yeah, but we still have the schadenfreude of him witnessing his era of people being unceremoniously thrown to the curb and replaced with the new generation of monsters at least.
GratuaCuun
Also came off like he noticed the grim reaper circling his house and wanted to take a stab at squeaking into the VIP lounge of the afterlife
One suspects it won't even be close to enough
Dudes gonna get reincarnated as a hamster or a woman surrounded by manslapiners :P
BarryTheCyborg
Nah, he got sent back to being an insects that keep getting eaten by praying mantises
GratuaCuun
A male mantis then? 😆
Pikkupanda
As a woman, I might have opted for the hamster.
newsguycraigevans
Let me explain why that would be the wrong choice, darlin'. /s
GratuaCuun
Is this the part about the bear?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXQwcmh6ZTVsdXMwZmZ4NWFzbm02MHg0ZzZ2aG16YWZqZWpidmdieiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qJ6YfCwwAEkJ5VeJlp/200w.webp
GratuaCuun
As a hamster, so would I
Pikkupanda
May I use the wheel?
GratuaCuun
Fine, but leave my pellets alone
TheAccursedHamster
Hey
GratuaCuun
It's a *compliment*
Pikkupanda
Hey! Would you accept me among your number?!?
TheAccursedHamster
One of us! One of us! One of us!