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All of these came from the straightwhiteboystexting tumblr.
Imirrelevant
What is wrong with some people?!
senorbanana
I'd be a negative Nancy if people said this nonsense to me too. Girls have it rough, dudes are just so creepy.
Cmydagger
Some people
TopHook
This gif is so satisfying.
ThePizzaSlutAbides
Enzo's got the right idea.
matame
this was great also how old is jimmy???
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
How does me being single NOT= show me your dick????
Athorable
Some of these asshats are getting laid, and here I am being an asshat without the latter.
Osati
Grindr is no better.
OccamsRaven
"Yeah nah". Must be Australian.
Overclockworked
Yeah I'm sure these texts have anything to do with them being white.
Bellamortis
it's a joke based on a stereotype, surely if you on imgur you can appreciate that.
Boreduser
These punks are poor excuses for men. Please women not all men are like this
prelude
Social Darwinism is alive and well.
minabear
Actually that Enzo - Gender Stereotypes dude was hilarious
Katemonster22
My dog's name is Enzo - that one made me literally LOL.
GoldyBronzyIrony
How the hell old is Jimmy?
mancandle
Gender stereotype breaker was actually cleverish.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
ish, yes.
iliketoruineverything
#9 was the most cringe worthy of all, the last "haha" is what kills me.
totallynotafukboi
What is even more sad is the many accounts where shit like this "works"...
hetnkik
Damn, #12 had me at pizza, but then she busted out Mario Kart as well? I think I'm in love.
Candymostdandy
Agreed, imagine how awesome it would be to have someone to feed you pizza and play Mario Kart with after they drained you dry.
DangerMeme
Boys will be boys. AKA fucking retards.
Bellamortis
tru
cjackc
No one fights racism and sexism better than whiteboystexting
speakerjunk
The Mario Kart one has my heart.
BishopBarghest
how can someone be more perfect
appaismyspiritanimal
Definitely going to use the Christian Mingle line if a guy texts me like this. It had me actually laugh & not just push air out my nose.
Bellamortis
that was my favorite too XD
CypherMarz
'Jimmy' - the cactus vagina. Made me spit my drink out..
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Dude, did you see him? He's like, 9 years old, too!
CypherMarz
Ikr much anger towards women at that age..!
Bellamortis
The "pew is the only place I sit" is the one that had me laughing
HalfOpenSkies
That one was great
ALLCAPSALLTHETHYME
Thought the first few were the same guy tbh
Bellamortis
the first 2 were. that's a conversation that actually got sent to me
ALLCAPSALLTHETHYME
that must've been awkward for you..
Bellamortis
it really was.