The bees are beckoning your to come outside.

26

5

878

Hate when this happens

59

33

2295

Hehe

25

18

1248

Resignation

1

0

684

Daily

9

2

657

It was a scratch

16

0

309

Become one with the UWU

38

7

928

Heretic: Jesus Christ and the other sons of God

29

5

1131

Legit.

11

3

781

Gotta love moms who are not tech savvy

1381

90

61115

Be SILLY Be CRINGE Be FREE

8

3

3144

I had a giggle at this..

27

8

1020

Llangernyw accoutrements

7

2

1014

Having short term memory loss sucks lol

33

3

634

I can’t believe people debate this. If my kid wants his friend to come with us, then I’m paying for everybody.

19

16

704

New California bill could fine bosses for texting their employees after work hours

1197

92

44280

What should "the incident" be?

34

7

1933

I can't be the only one who thought that right?

59

9

3590

Yours takes 2 days?! Mine takes two weeks!

10

6

1119

I don't want to be a Squidward

13

2

821

July 29th (assorted Mastodon toots)

41

3

611

You dodged a bullet there, Vance.

1600

476

113857

Haha!

20

4

1248

Da fuq?!

21

5

1043

Just got Hired Dump of Text Things

2132

110

105924

Genius!

3145

106

162718

This takes skill actually :)

1454

59

111846

Yearbook.

31

14

2946

Bring me the stupidest names, go.

71

19

2747

Mom please

1826

55

137089

Oh jeez a loo

2334

67

104302

Vintage Typewriter  Letter

6

1

966

You ever get this Spam texts… and then decide today is the day to unleash chaos?

8

8

1058

Do you need a text on the cake ?

14

3

785

Lol...Wow!

5

5

1213

Hot Coffee

12

2

1549

Foolproof Method for Unwanted Texts

73

15

6773

"Virtually useless against anything more formidable than a watermelon": Consumer Reports on the Subaru 360 (1969)

30

9

4215

My sister sent me this today...Read the small print.

32

6

2431

They all think I'm funny.

2

0

651

Just a collection of some memes I have saved.

1928

69

104293

*pain too immense for human comprehension intensifies*

6

1

2740

Fun with spam texter

14

4

1790

Mom got a new talent as well

88

12

5679

Grandma needs a new phone

1

2

1028

Probably…

18

4

2410

Late night conversations with the wife...

6

3

980

Stop Bringing Dog Crap to the Potluck

1202

107

91529

Capitalizations matter

1873

244

162015

Now THAT is a birthday party

23

0

2386

Right? Right!

1237

97

121850

Okay

1169

84

108926

This just happened…

34

6

2913

We’ve been having disappointed strangers at the door today.

1274

100

132915

When 2 texts collide

10

4

1692

Mom gave up chocolate for Lent. I, apatheist son, suggested another path.

1320

135

125094

I’m home clearing text based memes

83

4

3668

My 13th Favorite. Happy Birthday Imgur

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5

4858