Feb 11, 2017 8:31 PM
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inspiring
treehorsebearpig
so that's where my dad went
Tobeeornottobee
Yeah...not always
QueenAmy
Ok Giving Tree, back off
JackOgilvie
Lol my dad left
alchemist23
Also true
Shupegts
Looks like Heisenberg.
Regdabmaof
I like that not only is the father giving everything of himself to the son, he doesn't let his son see the toll it's taken.
iurimc1618
Plot twist: Father is stealing the square.
84USNGT
Thanks to Jeremy Collins, the original artist. "The Giver" (father and son caption has been added by the OP) A source would have been nice.
domsson
I downvote all posts without source. And upvote all comments that highlight the issue. +1
Kimalaendiety
I can't relate to this... and that makes me sad. My dad never invested anything positive to me... and he died when I was young.... :-/
Eypisod
Not how it works imo.
kobriengw
I hope that I'll be this kind of father, I'll find out in a couple months
JosZ
Just put a picture of the first block you give him on Imgur
I mean, I could put a picture of my name....since he is being named after me.
zykelator
Thats funny. I also have a hole which my father tries to fill.
Dark. +1
usernamealreadyexsists
Just lost my dad to cancer. Burying him tomorrow. This made me cry.
braingain
Sorry for your loss
Thank you
BeeCups
I've seen the opposite in my family. Parents taking from their children to make themselves feel better
Morris101
Who else thought the father was taking the block from the son?
TheLimpinBiscuit
I certainly did.
AbsurdSteak
I bet the artist meant it to be ambivalent so it can speak to people in different ways. This art tells you about yourself.
johnvictor
Not my dad, just imagine him with a chisel and hammer trying to break me apart to be more like him and less like me.
Forcenator
Idk I think I'd rather call that my uncle. Always trying to fill a hole of mine
szepasszony
I hope you're joking
Bootyclapnutsack
My uncle told me I was the best at the game of Pillar Sitting when I was young.
horseheadmaniac
Wooooowwwwwww.... +1 to you
RoeJaz
HodgeNPodge
After seeing this I texted my dad this picture and told him how much I love him. Call your parents folks.
Madfrancis
Unless your parents are horrible people then downvote oversimplistic garbage.
MadDucks
Or dead.
houseoftrimmer6
The cat and the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon.
isitduckorduct
Don't you dare sing this song! I'm trying to have a good night, not a sad night!!
firefighter26
No kidding. Whenever I hear that song I always feel like I am not doing enough as a dad.
When you coming home son, I don't know when, we'll get together then dad, you'll know we'll have a good time then.
Ki11er
When you coming home dad? I don't know when... but well get together then, we're gonna have a good time then.
SmoothThunderPunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
Broken08
Terribledayforrain.gif
balidown
I'm going to print this and give it to my dad on Father's day. This hit home.
Who drew this? They should do one for father to daughter. I only have daughters.
How about this: Print it, use it as a reference to draw your own version. Might look shittier, but it will be a lot more personal and direct
Not confident enough in your drawing skills? Don't worry, you can start over as many times you want. You can also draw over it if it helps.
I draw a great stick figure
LordWeirzy
Daughters too.
poopisfunny
Just let us have this one
EconMajorHere
PATRIARCHY!!
It can be for everybody.
rotinaj
not for people with abusive parents
True, but the picture says different.
It doesn't belong to anybody, and if a girl feels the art on a deeper level it's just as valid for her.
TheGreaterGatsby
Poop IS funny hahaha
But it actually says son :)
KevinWithABeard
My dad was an asshole
Chrippe112
Mine too, i'd rather he keep his bits and bobs, bloody alcoholic.
Fucker
Gatihaa
Same. He's the reason I can't find the strength to do something with my life.
FredoBeutlin
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
I'm sorry that happened I wish that you had had a better upbringing
Thanks
MayaMacskusz
My dad also. Than i met my father in law. He was THAT person in my life in the picture above........So in some view...my wife is my sister.
somewittycomment
Pretty sure he's saying himself is an asshole now (obviously as a joke) chill on the DNM chat guys
What is DNM chat?
jjdgr8t
Yeah...my pic would've been reversed.
Same but, I would give him a punch to the gut
Cheeseweenie
Your dad didn't do his job as a father, but it doesn't mean maybe one day this photo will represent you as a dad/mom. You don't need to be
True
waitingtofly
So was mine. I haven't spoke to him since I was 14. He used to beat us, abused alcohol, and stole our money.
I wish I could have fought him. punched that muthafucka in the face
AdaMR96
Sorry to hear
Me too
InertiaCreeps
same. actual psychopath criminal
Drug addict and died drunk
eskimoe
Dad left when I was 4, Mom remarried a drunken swine. Can relate. :/
that is a damn shame
2/2 like your father, or if you don't want kids,be kind or of a role model to others! :)
KinkyOsama
Bet he was shitty
Yup
plsslideintomydms
I don't why, but upvote
Wahoo
Armourhotdog
Was looking for this, my Dad resents me. It's is the most difficult because I'm trying to start a family of my own.
HaveYouSeanMyUsername
Use your experiences to know how you as a father should act... Be the man he wasn't
agreed
PeachPrinny
What's a "dad"?
no one knows
zadel99
You do realize he's still an example of what not to be? The silver linings man.
I guess, but fuck that man
RobertNAdams
My dad basically played Tetris with my life. :|
fuck that dude
I appreciate the sentiment. :)
allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit
So after hed complete you tactfully that part of you disappeared? That sounds freaky
I do not understand your statement
I'm describing how tetris works
Cool
No, more like he'd kind of just halfass throw blocks everywhere & every once in a while a whole bunch would go away.
And he gets faster and less careful as he goes on
eroso
Same. Tho silver lining: him being an asshole taught me well how and why not to act like him. He unintentionally made me a better person.
sorceryandbeans
Same here as well.
Nothing like being a good human being out of pure, unadulterated, hateful spite (:
yup
I get that. I wish he would die again, fuck that dude.
PaxAuTelemanus
Ditto.
yes
TheSadCafe
Same! Go us!
good
WeeJones
I'm with ya. Father Son "Feels" posts like this always leave me cold.
I hate that man with a passion
Sabanoch
I've learned to just not care about It anymore and let the fucker rot alone in his own shit.
Mine is dead, so small victory
Cheers, mate.
Sportytripod
My dad would have been 63 today, lost him 2 years ago. The feels are reals.
sirbartonslady
I almost lost mine last month. I still haven't had a chance to see him since he got out of ICU because I've been sick.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Sorry, man. I lost mine over ten years ago & I still feel the hurt, like when I hold the grandson he never got to meet.
Yeah that's got to be tough. All we can do is try to be our best selves and make them proud. Alright enough sissy talk haha
Ziablo
This sucks. My father is more the son. Sucking me dry
awkwardstare
this gave me an actual "lol" with people sleeping in the next room :3
hookerbot5000
right there with you. Mine's a narcissistic alcoholic. Finally stopped talking to him last year. Feels good, but mom's still enabling him...
You are not the only one. Being a dad for your own dad can be kinda messed up, but damn that sure grows your character.
imaginaryPeppers
I thought for the longest time that I was fine. Now I realize I can't stand weakness. I feel like they expect me to save them.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Give him a glass of water
DungeonMaster69
I'm the one who has to suck my dad dry every now and then. Can't say it's any bettet this way
If you can't make saliva drink water
Atuat
I feel u man
WackyPaki
MoneybagsMcGee
Hahah nice username
IFarmPointsInTheCommentSectionSometimes
Madon8
Username checks out
ScruffnShine
I know how you feel, my dad was a parasite growing up & when he died I was actually happy.
imachikenlol
My dad was a piece of crap too and I felt how you did at one point. Now I'm confused and hurt.
Sifernos
I'm looking forward to my dad dying ... then my brother can focus on his new family and i can stop feeling bad for ignoring him...
AdamAz
Wtf...
My father has two families and just narrowly didn't start a third in his 60s... none of his kids want to talk to him. I wish i liked him.
Thats fair enough. But saying you cant wait for him to die is a little messed up.
fblonk
Reminds me of my dad. Except he beat me with jumper cables after giving me the missing block.
se24990
You know, fuck you. and your points. I don't care about your situation I love my kids with ever fiber of my being.
huldinos
Thanks.
GroovyMcGiblets
My dad told me Father son fishing were the happiest times of his life. Then I told him I hated fish and he beat me down with jumper cables.
TotallySaneScientist
It's like copying cera guy, get your own thing.
sonic745
*I get your reference.
tankmemes
Solid double reference!
LordBaneoftheSith
I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll to get to the jumper cables
michonnedisapproves
ronkooby
Got me again!!!
God damn it
tiaro18
No the jumper cables were your missing block.
TheThinWhiteDuke76
How dare you stand where he stood.
zildjianvibes
Ooooh good line. I like.
HighSlayerRalton
Actually, he stood over that aways. *points to Reddit*
RobbieDigital28
Radiations
v
IMadeThisAccountForButts
This will come in handy as the jumper cables joke is commented about three times on every post
ChrisTallant
Can someone fill me in about the jumper cable line?
ch3fboyRG
Yep
ThatIsMyPassword
A prolific AskReddit user added it to seemingly innocuous stories. A bunch of posts got upped to Imgur and they're molesting the dead horse.
Google rogersimon and humper cables.
SealedSeven
where can I get some of them humper cables?
ThanielPIN
At a Humper's store
Jumper cables. Fucking small keys
WolololoWarrior
Lmfao! I'm so glad I found this typo. Ty sir/madam
Humper cables will probably give you different results. Lol
RideTheTiger
I was in the middle of googling this, when my dad kicked down the door and started beating me with Jumper Cables.
betterave
My kids don't know this, but they've made me grow quite as much as I've built them up.
gtothehizzle
Little fuckers
Nah, they're great kids.
Greymalum
DoctorWhupass
DirtyRotter
That
arthwollipot
This.
IHateSupernatural
The previously posted comment
Chouilste
As someone who's gonna be a dad in a few days...damn that's beautiful.
lightningboltkid1
I got another two months. Does it ever get more real before the kid is born?
I don't really know what to answer...i'm really aware that its about to happen, and i feel ready for it...we'll see!
MinorClarification
When they are old enough to appreciate that, definitely tell them. It's important.
Oh yes.
matteyothecrazy
Man, I am a son (admittedly I'm 17, dunno how old are your kids) but I can definitely see it in my father.
That's really cool.
scandia
Love this.
BackOfTheClasss
This
Pyrotha
yafuckingpelican
When?
Who?
MrMineHeads
the indicated comment
hojizzbar
Tell them. Then when you're gone they can hold on to that feeling. Too many people spend their times on regrets, that will help.
imperfek
as the First Child i ever thought of this. always thought of me as the experimental/failure child
What?
For God's sake, don't tell them until they have their own kids.
They'll figure it out then.
rannmann
Don't tell them or they'll have all the power and suck your soul out of your eyeballs.
Nah, it's not about power. It's about love and sharing.
Boviner
Wio
They never need to know and it's still a win-win.
Nah, I like them to feel appreciated. Right now they're just too young to understand, that's all.
pookieeatworld
Fuck, now I'm curious what my parents' last words to me will be...
"Thank you"
My father was a lousy dad for me, but he was a pretty good dad for my little brother. I'm proud how he has grown and learnt from experience.
HappyMadison
I wish I had your strength. My dad's better with his kids in his second marriage than he was with me. +1 for him learning I guess but still.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
First child is the child we learn how to parent on. I feel bad for my oldest.
teknoman117
I feel my dad (and mom) did a pretty damn good job regardless. I definitely saw their style change with my two younger sisters, but it 1/2
always felt like we were a team and they'd help me with anything. I have my parents to thank for quite nearly everything I am.
You should definitely tell him that and say that you feel sry.My dad admitted the same to me - it felt like a stone was removed off my chest
And this was in my mid 20's. It's never too late.
olegh
As the oldest child I feel like my parents exhausted most of their attention on me and then each of my siblings has got less and less.
blahtotheblahblah
As the youngest of 4 I can see how thats true. I was just told to kill myself and got kicked out. They love the eldest still though.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
As a mom to an 8 month old. I wish I could get a do over on his first year with everything ive learned
2/ t
Don't worry about it. Just try to remember, not every battle is worth fighting. And that little kids usually lie out of shame, not disrespec
Thank you.
Redwood99
And let me know if you need another one.
Freaknik48
Can I have the hat?
onecupshort
ahokusa
I wasn't prepared for this
Charzarding
AZDan2012
http://imgur.com/tRmD9sd
Marine23
Holy fuck that's deep
KaptainKirkKartel
Anotha one
Hoseupmynose
And "Damn, I didn't mean to give you that one, that one is hard to live with. I'd take it back if I could."
NeverGetsTheNuke
Did he give that piece of his ass to their mom?
AmericasHouseguest
Doot
Mechlai
my dad gave me like 5g for the price of 2g, then 10 mins ago he walks through the door and gives me a burger and fries. Awesome dad
Emilenemane
A hole in my heart or an emotionally unstable father? Already got both ;)
I'm sorry.
Dtherese83
Daughter-mother?
bthighlander
Yep. Parent - Child. They didn't ask to be born so its my duty to help them succeed any way I can.
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MidgetWearingaBikini
Mushroombadger
Dadaleus1113
TripleKitten
No no, that's my name! It's actually pronounced dah-Dee.
thatoneguy1999
Harder daddy
Now that one was exactly what it sounded like
DoxIxHAVExTo
Fuck, man.
shawnthor
Take away that comma and the space and you've got an inappropriate superhero.
TheAmazingBakerMan
Going through some shit with my dad right now, and fuck... Thank you for that.
ThisIsMyFappingAccount69
Your lucky you even had one, i was raised by a single mother so i had to man the fuck up, go hug your dad while you still have him.
Galiger
Same.
Chewthestitches
This needs to be the to comment..
tatanyave
p. And let me know if you need another one.
"You can only use the bathroom with my permission!"
BannedAdviceForLife
?
VeeTheGee
Oh, I think he meant let him know if he needed a pee.
bloooooop
Gold
itsMRPEPPER
slugonion
This is so to comment!
spacerated
I don't deserve my dad. No one does.
KyoLookinAss
Is that why mine left when I was young?
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
Yup. You deserved better.
highevolutionary
Dad?
wadenelson1
If I asked my dad for $20 he always gave me $30.
stainer318
Same
Monkeyfighter
I asked mine for $100 so I can buy food for the rest of the month (I had $5). He sent me $300. I can never love that man enough.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Your daddy never was very good with numbers.
Jefforylebowski
If I asked my dad for 20 dollars he'd give me 50 dollars and give me my dollar back and a new car
foxisaac
'Day can i have $30?' "$20?, what do you need $10 for?"
SmileAndWaveBoysAndGirls
Was waiting for this
Dinoguy1000
If I asked my dad for $20 he always beat me with an old set of jumper cables.
Steelballsofstill
are you sure we are not half siblings?
Quest4Life
Asked my father for 7 dollars to buy a toy when I was 9. I never asked him for anything again because of his reaction.
yesidolol
Tell us ur story
TinyKobold
He was beat with jumper cables.
JohannesFit
If I asked my dad for $20 he'd tell me to get a job (even if I already have one)
SnoweyTurtle
I never asked for money. I just didn't eat.... He gave me money a couple times because he noticed I needed it but I never asked.
xaqori
Numper cables
snipsnapdoggo
if i asked my dad for money to go out for lunch he'd give me $8.
GoDrunkYoureHome
Restraint in regards to things I wanted. I never released how valuable that was growing up, but seeing the position I'm in now, I am very 2
Grateful for it. 3
Mine to. But when I was actually in need of money for food he stock my kitchen with food. He would give me what I needed but also taught me1
he is of the mindset that you have to work hard in order to have nice things. So i guess he was trying to teach me that.
ImgurPoof
You wasn't able to get lunch for $8?
He'd probably give me a quarter haha
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
If I asked my dad for money he'd lecture me on how I'm a useless part of society since fast food doesn't count as a job, then 1/
treehorsebearpig
so that's where my dad went
Tobeeornottobee
Yeah...not always
QueenAmy
Ok Giving Tree, back off
JackOgilvie
Lol my dad left
alchemist23
Also true
Shupegts
Regdabmaof
I like that not only is the father giving everything of himself to the son, he doesn't let his son see the toll it's taken.
iurimc1618
Plot twist: Father is stealing the square.
84USNGT
Thanks to Jeremy Collins, the original artist. "The Giver" (father and son caption has been added by the OP) A source would have been nice.
domsson
I downvote all posts without source. And upvote all comments that highlight the issue. +1
Kimalaendiety
I can't relate to this... and that makes me sad. My dad never invested anything positive to me... and he died when I was young.... :-/
Eypisod
Not how it works imo.
kobriengw
I hope that I'll be this kind of father, I'll find out in a couple months
JosZ
Just put a picture of the first block you give him on Imgur
kobriengw
I mean, I could put a picture of my name....since he is being named after me.
zykelator
Thats funny. I also have a hole which my father tries to fill.
domsson
Dark. +1
usernamealreadyexsists
Just lost my dad to cancer. Burying him tomorrow. This made me cry.
braingain
Sorry for your loss
usernamealreadyexsists
Thank you
BeeCups
I've seen the opposite in my family. Parents taking from their children to make themselves feel better
Morris101
Who else thought the father was taking the block from the son?
TheLimpinBiscuit
I certainly did.
AbsurdSteak
I bet the artist meant it to be ambivalent so it can speak to people in different ways. This art tells you about yourself.
johnvictor
Not my dad, just imagine him with a chisel and hammer trying to break me apart to be more like him and less like me.
Forcenator
Idk I think I'd rather call that my uncle. Always trying to fill a hole of mine
szepasszony
I hope you're joking
Bootyclapnutsack
My uncle told me I was the best at the game of Pillar Sitting when I was young.
horseheadmaniac
Wooooowwwwwww.... +1 to you
RoeJaz
HodgeNPodge
After seeing this I texted my dad this picture and told him how much I love him. Call your parents folks.
Madfrancis
Unless your parents are horrible people then downvote oversimplistic garbage.
MadDucks
Or dead.
houseoftrimmer6
The cat and the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon.
isitduckorduct
Don't you dare sing this song! I'm trying to have a good night, not a sad night!!
firefighter26
No kidding. Whenever I hear that song I always feel like I am not doing enough as a dad.
houseoftrimmer6
When you coming home son, I don't know when, we'll get together then dad, you'll know we'll have a good time then.
Ki11er
When you coming home dad? I don't know when... but well get together then, we're gonna have a good time then.
SmoothThunderPunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
Broken08
Terribledayforrain.gif
balidown
I'm going to print this and give it to my dad on Father's day. This hit home.
balidown
Who drew this? They should do one for father to daughter. I only have daughters.
domsson
How about this: Print it, use it as a reference to draw your own version. Might look shittier, but it will be a lot more personal and direct
domsson
Not confident enough in your drawing skills? Don't worry, you can start over as many times you want. You can also draw over it if it helps.
balidown
I draw a great stick figure
LordWeirzy
Daughters too.
poopisfunny
Just let us have this one
EconMajorHere
PATRIARCHY!!
AbsurdSteak
It can be for everybody.
rotinaj
not for people with abusive parents
poopisfunny
True, but the picture says different.
AbsurdSteak
It doesn't belong to anybody, and if a girl feels the art on a deeper level it's just as valid for her.
TheGreaterGatsby
Poop IS funny hahaha
poopisfunny
But it actually says son :)
KevinWithABeard
My dad was an asshole
Chrippe112
Mine too, i'd rather he keep his bits and bobs, bloody alcoholic.
KevinWithABeard
Fucker
Gatihaa
Same. He's the reason I can't find the strength to do something with my life.
FredoBeutlin
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
I'm sorry that happened I wish that you had had a better upbringing
KevinWithABeard
Thanks
MayaMacskusz
My dad also. Than i met my father in law. He was THAT person in my life in the picture above........So in some view...my wife is my sister.
somewittycomment
Pretty sure he's saying himself is an asshole now (obviously as a joke) chill on the DNM chat guys
KevinWithABeard
What is DNM chat?
jjdgr8t
Yeah...my pic would've been reversed.
KevinWithABeard
Same but, I would give him a punch to the gut
Cheeseweenie
Your dad didn't do his job as a father, but it doesn't mean maybe one day this photo will represent you as a dad/mom. You don't need to be
KevinWithABeard
True
waitingtofly
So was mine. I haven't spoke to him since I was 14. He used to beat us, abused alcohol, and stole our money.
KevinWithABeard
I wish I could have fought him. punched that muthafucka in the face
AdaMR96
Sorry to hear
KevinWithABeard
Me too
InertiaCreeps
same. actual psychopath criminal
KevinWithABeard
Drug addict and died drunk
eskimoe
Dad left when I was 4, Mom remarried a drunken swine. Can relate. :/
KevinWithABeard
that is a damn shame
Cheeseweenie
2/2 like your father, or if you don't want kids,be kind or of a role model to others! :)
KinkyOsama
Bet he was shitty
KevinWithABeard
Yup
plsslideintomydms
I don't why, but upvote
KevinWithABeard
Wahoo
Armourhotdog
Was looking for this, my Dad resents me. It's is the most difficult because I'm trying to start a family of my own.
HaveYouSeanMyUsername
Use your experiences to know how you as a father should act... Be the man he wasn't
KevinWithABeard
agreed
PeachPrinny
What's a "dad"?
KevinWithABeard
no one knows
zadel99
You do realize he's still an example of what not to be? The silver linings man.
KevinWithABeard
I guess, but fuck that man
RobertNAdams
My dad basically played Tetris with my life. :|
KevinWithABeard
fuck that dude
RobertNAdams
I appreciate the sentiment. :)
allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit
So after hed complete you tactfully that part of you disappeared? That sounds freaky
KevinWithABeard
I do not understand your statement
allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit
I'm describing how tetris works
KevinWithABeard
Cool
RobertNAdams
No, more like he'd kind of just halfass throw blocks everywhere & every once in a while a whole bunch would go away.
allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit
And he gets faster and less careful as he goes on
eroso
Same. Tho silver lining: him being an asshole taught me well how and why not to act like him. He unintentionally made me a better person.
sorceryandbeans
Same here as well.
allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit
Nothing like being a good human being out of pure, unadulterated, hateful spite (:
KevinWithABeard
yup
KevinWithABeard
I get that. I wish he would die again, fuck that dude.
PaxAuTelemanus
Ditto.
KevinWithABeard
yes
TheSadCafe
Same! Go us!
KevinWithABeard
good
WeeJones
I'm with ya. Father Son "Feels" posts like this always leave me cold.
KevinWithABeard
I hate that man with a passion
Sabanoch
I've learned to just not care about It anymore and let the fucker rot alone in his own shit.
KevinWithABeard
Mine is dead, so small victory
KevinWithABeard
Mine is dead, so small victory
Sabanoch
Cheers, mate.
Sportytripod
My dad would have been 63 today, lost him 2 years ago. The feels are reals.
sirbartonslady
I almost lost mine last month. I still haven't had a chance to see him since he got out of ICU because I've been sick.
Sportytripod
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Sorry, man. I lost mine over ten years ago & I still feel the hurt, like when I hold the grandson he never got to meet.
Sportytripod
Yeah that's got to be tough. All we can do is try to be our best selves and make them proud. Alright enough sissy talk haha
Ziablo
This sucks. My father is more the son. Sucking me dry
awkwardstare
this gave me an actual "lol" with people sleeping in the next room :3
hookerbot5000
right there with you. Mine's a narcissistic alcoholic. Finally stopped talking to him last year. Feels good, but mom's still enabling him...
eroso
You are not the only one. Being a dad for your own dad can be kinda messed up, but damn that sure grows your character.
imaginaryPeppers
I thought for the longest time that I was fine. Now I realize I can't stand weakness. I feel like they expect me to save them.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Give him a glass of water
DungeonMaster69
I'm the one who has to suck my dad dry every now and then. Can't say it's any bettet this way
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
If you can't make saliva drink water
Atuat
I feel u man
WackyPaki
MoneybagsMcGee
Hahah nice username
IFarmPointsInTheCommentSectionSometimes
Madon8
Username checks out
ScruffnShine
I know how you feel, my dad was a parasite growing up & when he died I was actually happy.
imachikenlol
My dad was a piece of crap too and I felt how you did at one point. Now I'm confused and hurt.
Sifernos
I'm looking forward to my dad dying ... then my brother can focus on his new family and i can stop feeling bad for ignoring him...
AdamAz
Wtf...
Sifernos
My father has two families and just narrowly didn't start a third in his 60s... none of his kids want to talk to him. I wish i liked him.
AdamAz
Thats fair enough. But saying you cant wait for him to die is a little messed up.
fblonk
Reminds me of my dad. Except he beat me with jumper cables after giving me the missing block.
se24990
You know, fuck you. and your points. I don't care about your situation I love my kids with ever fiber of my being.
huldinos
Thanks.
GroovyMcGiblets
My dad told me Father son fishing were the happiest times of his life. Then I told him I hated fish and he beat me down with jumper cables.
IFarmPointsInTheCommentSectionSometimes
TotallySaneScientist
It's like copying cera guy, get your own thing.
sonic745
*I get your reference.
tankmemes
Solid double reference!
LordBaneoftheSith
I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll to get to the jumper cables
michonnedisapproves
ronkooby
Got me again!!!
allMypostsAreshitpostsbecauseIpostWhileIshit
God damn it
tiaro18
No the jumper cables were your missing block.
TheThinWhiteDuke76
How dare you stand where he stood.
zildjianvibes
Ooooh good line. I like.
HighSlayerRalton
Actually, he stood over that aways. *points to Reddit*
zildjianvibes
Ooooh good line. I like.
zildjianvibes
Ooooh good line. I like.
RobbieDigital28
Radiations
IMadeThisAccountForButts
This will come in handy as the jumper cables joke is commented about three times on every post
ChrisTallant
Can someone fill me in about the jumper cable line?
ch3fboyRG
Yep
ThatIsMyPassword
A prolific AskReddit user added it to seemingly innocuous stories. A bunch of posts got upped to Imgur and they're molesting the dead horse.
fblonk
Google rogersimon and humper cables.
SealedSeven
where can I get some of them humper cables?
ThanielPIN
At a Humper's store
fblonk
Jumper cables. Fucking small keys
WolololoWarrior
Lmfao! I'm so glad I found this typo. Ty sir/madam
fblonk
Humper cables will probably give you different results. Lol
RideTheTiger
I was in the middle of googling this, when my dad kicked down the door and started beating me with Jumper Cables.
WolololoWarrior
Lmfao! I'm so glad I found this typo. Ty sir/madam
betterave
My kids don't know this, but they've made me grow quite as much as I've built them up.
gtothehizzle
Little fuckers
betterave
Nah, they're great kids.
Greymalum
DoctorWhupass
DirtyRotter
That
arthwollipot
This.
IHateSupernatural
The previously posted comment
Chouilste
As someone who's gonna be a dad in a few days...damn that's beautiful.
lightningboltkid1
I got another two months. Does it ever get more real before the kid is born?
Chouilste
I don't really know what to answer...i'm really aware that its about to happen, and i feel ready for it...we'll see!
MinorClarification
When they are old enough to appreciate that, definitely tell them. It's important.
betterave
Oh yes.
matteyothecrazy
Man, I am a son (admittedly I'm 17, dunno how old are your kids) but I can definitely see it in my father.
betterave
That's really cool.
scandia
Love this.
BackOfTheClasss
This
Pyrotha
This.
yafuckingpelican
When?
Pyrotha
This.
yafuckingpelican
Who?
MrMineHeads
the indicated comment
hojizzbar
Tell them. Then when you're gone they can hold on to that feeling. Too many people spend their times on regrets, that will help.
imperfek
as the First Child i ever thought of this. always thought of me as the experimental/failure child
Pyrotha
This.
yafuckingpelican
What?
yafuckingpelican
For God's sake, don't tell them until they have their own kids.
betterave
They'll figure it out then.
rannmann
Don't tell them or they'll have all the power and suck your soul out of your eyeballs.
betterave
Nah, it's not about power. It's about love and sharing.
Boviner
Wio
PaxAuTelemanus
They never need to know and it's still a win-win.
betterave
Nah, I like them to feel appreciated. Right now they're just too young to understand, that's all.
pookieeatworld
Fuck, now I'm curious what my parents' last words to me will be...
betterave
"Thank you"
eroso
My father was a lousy dad for me, but he was a pretty good dad for my little brother. I'm proud how he has grown and learnt from experience.
HappyMadison
I wish I had your strength. My dad's better with his kids in his second marriage than he was with me. +1 for him learning I guess but still.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
First child is the child we learn how to parent on. I feel bad for my oldest.
teknoman117
I feel my dad (and mom) did a pretty damn good job regardless. I definitely saw their style change with my two younger sisters, but it 1/2
teknoman117
always felt like we were a team and they'd help me with anything. I have my parents to thank for quite nearly everything I am.
eroso
You should definitely tell him that and say that you feel sry.My dad admitted the same to me - it felt like a stone was removed off my chest
eroso
And this was in my mid 20's. It's never too late.
olegh
As the oldest child I feel like my parents exhausted most of their attention on me and then each of my siblings has got less and less.
blahtotheblahblah
As the youngest of 4 I can see how thats true. I was just told to kill myself and got kicked out. They love the eldest still though.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
As a mom to an 8 month old. I wish I could get a do over on his first year with everything ive learned
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
2/ t
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Don't worry about it. Just try to remember, not every battle is worth fighting. And that little kids usually lie out of shame, not disrespec
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Thank you.
Redwood99
And let me know if you need another one.
Freaknik48
Can I have the hat?
onecupshort
ahokusa
I wasn't prepared for this
Charzarding
AZDan2012
http://imgur.com/tRmD9sd
Marine23
Holy fuck that's deep
KaptainKirkKartel
Anotha one
Hoseupmynose
And "Damn, I didn't mean to give you that one, that one is hard to live with. I'd take it back if I could."
NeverGetsTheNuke
Did he give that piece of his ass to their mom?
AmericasHouseguest
Doot
Mechlai
my dad gave me like 5g for the price of 2g, then 10 mins ago he walks through the door and gives me a burger and fries. Awesome dad
Emilenemane
A hole in my heart or an emotionally unstable father? Already got both ;)
Redwood99
I'm sorry.
Dtherese83
Daughter-mother?
bthighlander
Yep. Parent - Child. They didn't ask to be born so its my duty to help them succeed any way I can.
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MidgetWearingaBikini
Mushroombadger
Dadaleus1113
TripleKitten
No no, that's my name! It's actually pronounced dah-Dee.
thatoneguy1999
Harder daddy
DoctorWhupass
Now that one was exactly what it sounded like
DoxIxHAVExTo
Fuck, man.
shawnthor
Take away that comma and the space and you've got an inappropriate superhero.
TheAmazingBakerMan
Going through some shit with my dad right now, and fuck... Thank you for that.
ThisIsMyFappingAccount69
Your lucky you even had one, i was raised by a single mother so i had to man the fuck up, go hug your dad while you still have him.
Galiger
Same.
Chewthestitches
This needs to be the to comment..
tatanyave
p. And let me know if you need another one.
HighSlayerRalton
"You can only use the bathroom with my permission!"
BannedAdviceForLife
?
VeeTheGee
Oh, I think he meant let him know if he needed a pee.
bloooooop
Gold
itsMRPEPPER
slugonion
This is so to comment!
spacerated
I don't deserve my dad. No one does.
KyoLookinAss
Is that why mine left when I was young?
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
Yup. You deserved better.
highevolutionary
Dad?
wadenelson1
If I asked my dad for $20 he always gave me $30.
stainer318
Same
Monkeyfighter
I asked mine for $100 so I can buy food for the rest of the month (I had $5). He sent me $300. I can never love that man enough.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
Your daddy never was very good with numbers.
Jefforylebowski
If I asked my dad for 20 dollars he'd give me 50 dollars and give me my dollar back and a new car
foxisaac
'Day can i have $30?' "$20?, what do you need $10 for?"
SmileAndWaveBoysAndGirls
Was waiting for this
Dinoguy1000
If I asked my dad for $20 he always beat me with an old set of jumper cables.
Steelballsofstill
are you sure we are not half siblings?
Quest4Life
Asked my father for 7 dollars to buy a toy when I was 9. I never asked him for anything again because of his reaction.
yesidolol
Tell us ur story
TinyKobold
He was beat with jumper cables.
JohannesFit
If I asked my dad for $20 he'd tell me to get a job (even if I already have one)
SnoweyTurtle
I never asked for money. I just didn't eat.... He gave me money a couple times because he noticed I needed it but I never asked.
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xaqori
Numper cables
snipsnapdoggo
if i asked my dad for money to go out for lunch he'd give me $8.
GoDrunkYoureHome
Restraint in regards to things I wanted. I never released how valuable that was growing up, but seeing the position I'm in now, I am very 2
GoDrunkYoureHome
Grateful for it. 3
GoDrunkYoureHome
Mine to. But when I was actually in need of money for food he stock my kitchen with food. He would give me what I needed but also taught me1
snipsnapdoggo
he is of the mindset that you have to work hard in order to have nice things. So i guess he was trying to teach me that.
ImgurPoof
You wasn't able to get lunch for $8?
JohannesFit
He'd probably give me a quarter haha
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
If I asked my dad for money he'd lecture me on how I'm a useless part of society since fast food doesn't count as a job, then 1/