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Have a happy and safe 4th!
Jul 1, 2016 1:06 PM
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BitchButcher
"I'm a white male! You can't even hurt my feelings!" "Cracker? - Oh no, ruined my day. Reminds me of a time owning land and people!"
irritabletom
I sold fireworks in Rockport, TX one summer. It was a terrifying experience.
trinxter
That's fire-inbred-redneck-cracker to you. Racism is so insidious....
SmokeyBearD
They called you Caucasian, they obviously don't know you're white...
DErollison
More like "fire edomite"
ThisMahSwamp
That guy is one unsuspected firework away from shooting his junk off.
justyouraverageaussiegirl
It's the only day of the year fireworks are legal (in one part of Australia)
Dsharppe
That guy looks like B Rich. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Does anyone have eyes on Jason Pierre-Paul? Where is JPP folks?!?
SaibotRolyat
He's not ginger?
tommythecat
I put on a firework show with over $2k worth of wholesale every 4th & New Years. Over 300 people show up to it. If y'all want, I'll post...
yourekillingindependentgeorge
OMG It's Alabama Me
YarTheBug
I prefer the term saltine-american
zflazeda
So all this time I've been eating caucasians?!
Noxqq
shotinthehead
you can't use that word. it's our word!
BurnsDream
someone should try that next time a black person calls them a cracker, film it for extra points
kimsahobbit
Can't shoot off any fireworks either. Don't be trying to appropriate our customs.
mataleao87
This is "tranquilize my dog" weekend
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Benadryl the dog into a peaceful oblivion
mataleao87
benadryl doesn't even touch her. tramadol or nothing.
WreckGar
Umm...comment + username
IFUCKEVERYTHING
You heard me
WreckGar
Well ok then DVM. Huxtable
swedeonamoose
Wonder how many kids end up in hospital with missing fingers every 4th of july xD
verturdfegusin
Maybe we should outlaw them lol
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
At least 12
GandalfsLawyer
1776
rxse7en
Natural rite of passage for developing Americans.
UncleBrother
This many *holds up stump*
clutchthepearls
Rydmeister
XDDDD
Zigor22
Fire crackers in GI Joes pants are fun. Babies shirt is better. Or if you want authentic battle scarred gundams.
muttonchoppa
remember people, placing the fireworks in water doesnt guarantee extinguishing the fuse.
BeardedHabilis
*drunk adults
Pabloblibli
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/07/05/man-dies-fireworks-head/29734471/
whyisthisusernametaken
*drunk kids
swedeonamoose
Hey dude hold my bear and watch this.
pwnz805
Yes. Work at trauma one level hospital. This.
NeverForgiveAlwaysForget
My dad worked the ER 4th of July last year said the waiting room was full off drunk idiots with lots of burns and missing fingers.
NeverForgiveAlwaysForget
One guy tried to hold a mortar IN HIS FUCKING HAND. He lost a finger.
SlickerThanNick
are you wondering because you can't count on your fingers because you lost them all in a firecracker accident?
swedeonamoose
Only broke my pinky with one back when firecrackers where legal in sweden :D
iwanttobebobdylan
A guy from my town blew his head off http://www.nbcnews.com/id/43653900/ns/us_news-life/t/fargo-man-beheaded-fourth-july-firework/
TheSecondRunnerUp
Jesus Christ almighty. What a way to go.
iwanttobebobdylan
With a BANG!
MrPredator
I miss the good m80's. The real ones. Not these pussy versions.
muttonchoppa
im 30 and have played with fireworks my whole life. I've never found a firecracker called an m-80
MrPredator
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-80_(explosive) , Can't legally get them if you don't hold a permit. A neighbor of mine had the old stuff.
muttonchoppa
that was a really good read. answered a lot of questions, because I have lit off tube and mortars when i was ~14-16
SurfHill
I have probably had a dozen firecrackers go off in my hand over the decades, still have all fingers. Lots of blood blisters though.
AHoundOfHell
But soooometimes.....http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article7989325.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/JS49276158.jpg
LowfatGooch
Holy shit
swedeonamoose
my friend lost his pinky playing around with one of the larger ones and a flower pot xD the year after they banned those crackers.
SurfHill
Must have been a while ago, I never got to play with real M80s. :(
swedeonamoose
Oh god i googled m80 firecracker, jeeesus fuck those pictures xD
SurfHill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benton_fireworks_disaster
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Open hand and closed hand are very different
SnarkyScience
Thank you Armageddon.
SurfHill
Talking closed hand. Firecrackers of pre-1973 and today are the thing that is VERY different. Or US vs Mexican firecrackers of today.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
There are still places you can still get dope fireworks
SurfHill
Sure, but not real M80s and other truly destructive firecrackers unless you have a license.