IThrewTheBlueShell
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Ashran and my adopted child
Feb 9, 2014 2:01 AM
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thefartninja
As someone that lives in Germany, I am just a little less excited about rain and not even close to be being as adorable.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Makes me wonder, when was the last time I experienced something awesome for the first time
AmanitaVirosa
I want one.
dippyduck
This is obviously not Scottish rain. That shit hurts
TheWizardSendor
*Throws away birth control pills* ... *Grabs wife* ... *... ... ...*
weavehole
WOOOWWWW TICKLEZ FORLIN EVRYWHAIR AND WOWWWWW
jessesk8rboi
fucking adorable.
malcore1976
I'm remember when I was a little girl and experienced my first rain. No wait. I'm a dude.
kimmmmmay
darling!
Myshaele
Go watch the video! Those gif doesn't make justice to how genuinely amazed she is at the rain: http://vimeo.com/84802749
thatvoiceinmyheadthatsaysnoisdead
Oh my gosh! My daughter is 2 years old and has the same outfit! Feels!!!!
Gochuboi
her face :D
nifefitefolly
God, that is so damn sweet.
Helenkellers
What's rain? Is that, like, melted snow? Why would it be melted?
ArcaneM37
It's been a long winter here in Wisconsin too.
bringyourownblankets
What she's really thinking http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/45788091.jpg
Chevellefreak90
I was going to be extremely disappointed if this didnt happen. Thank you!
JasonCalls
Looks like the Lil kid from Ice Age!
MissRonaldo7
I wish I could be that happy again... Unfortunately I am 22, in debt, and living with my parents =/
goroshek
lets hang out. im usually fairly good at transferring happiness.
CoolNickName
Is like shower...but outside...
TeaAndCakeOrDeath
She should come to Seattle. She'd stroke-out from all of the happy.
iwakeupinthemorningand
All I see is: AAAAAAAA. WAAAAAAA. BWWAAAAAAAA HEHEHEHEHE WAAAAAA.
ematic
I want to experience joy like this again. Just, absolute awe and amazement at the simplest discoveries and experiences.
MetaphoricalFox
I want to see her just one month in Ireland.
BlueDub
I'll upvote anything that mentions any mention of Ireland :)
sapphirerose0889
I miss those days of innocence
Chevellefreak90
She is literally trembling with joy!
BadCzech
Ditto. I sometimes like to make myself a grilled cheese with chocolate milk and pretend I'm 5 again and my biggest worry is unsharp crayons.
sapphirerose0889
The good old days
skittleyphallus
She looks rather old to just be experiencing rain o.o
gimmieyourweapon
This is the total opposite of how I experience rain. +1
pinkcris
Annnnnnddd pneumonia.
whodathunkit
As an Australian who lives on rain water, this is how I experience even 2 seconds of rain...lol
LaronX
I like walking through the rain but having multiple electric devices on my at any given time I can't of can't do that anymore T.T
SmileLikeYouJustFarted
http://imgur.com/bwJ6j2O
landcfan
Aw, you beat me to it...
Londonbridge
Beat me to it!!! upvoted
blade5124212
you cheeky bastartd
01100011011000010111001001100001
i LOVEEEE rain and rainy or just bad/cold weather. its my favourite. when i see clouds in the sky i get excited because it might rain
ILoveScotchScotchyScotchScotch
I loveee rainy weather but hate when it's just cloudy. I can't wait for spring and rain and thunderstorms!!!
Hellfire2521
When I'm out in the rain I will have my arms open and look to the sky. I'll even do this walking to and from my car in public. It's amazing.
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Me as well. Everyone hates rain and cold but I cannot possibly love it more than I do already. It's fantastic.
LaronX
If you hate all people and walk on a cane you are probably my buddy. he says stuff like that all then time.
01100011011000010111001001100001
i'm lacking in the cane department
keeblur
Same here. Sometimes I'll just go outside and lay on my back looking up at the rain.
1999eclipse
same. I hate rain! for me it's like, "I don't want to get out of bed or leave the house because there's water falling out the skyyyy!"
FedericoAstica
Maybe is your house what you don't like.
IThrewTheBlueShell
http://vimeo.com/84802749 here's the video. Definitely made my day better.
kihoneybun
she is beautiful < 3
kootiepatra
The video version is necessary for the delighted baby noises.
weavehole
I'm so fantastically glad that there was no multinational's logo added on to the end there.
AmanitaVirosa
Budweiser.
AugustusScuirus
Viagra.
galku
Thanks for source, OP <3
XooMG
As a father of an 11-month-old, I feel this video more acutely than I ever thought I could. Fucking happy onions, even.
fngrnayls
happy onions here, too, man. haha
KingoftheWest
That was great to see. Though it did just make me want to have a kid now. Thanks for the happy smiles.
IThrewTheBlueShell
Welcome! Im 18, wanted a kid after watching the video..realised once again that im 18, no thanks. Ill keep squealing at videos though.
KingoftheWest
Yeah 25, and waiting for the right partner. Can't wait to bump into her.
femshepisbestshep
Completely unrelated but the girl recording the video sounds exactly like my ex.. but she's in Japan
iglew
I wish I was that into anything
LateOctoberEarlyNovember
imgur.
iglew
that makes a lot of sense actually
whimsicalsamurai
And then she became V's apprentice
iglew
o.O thats an interesting plot twist lol
helenfrankannekeller
Cats
iglew
you are definitely on the right website
pykx
I am this into mid-day couch naps.
iglew
that is an excellent thing to be in
JackTheBongRipper
Skyrim.
iglew
Never played it... Worth it?
Zauhm
Try heroin
iglew
Not even once
onlyonecookie
I do this every time it snows. ;)
iglew
it doesnt snow here, cheers to you though
bmassthethird
Marijuana is a hell of a drug, kid.
iglew
lmao try lsd/shrooms
BigMack
Try acid and you will!
lemonkc7
porn
iglew
been there done that
JasonForge
SERIAL KILLING
iglew
yeah... me too... killed my bowl of cheerios this morning
bigtuna1125
I'm that into penis
Chevellefreak90
*commence all imgur men slow creepy smiles*
iglew
are you a woman under 40?
bigtuna1125
well, I'm under 40 but not what one would call a women
bigtuna1125
... anymore
iglew
dear god man
strangejane
fvrt
iglew
:D
WanderingBlueWanderlust
I was into something like that once. Then it crushed my soul and I had to make a new one in order to trade it for good grades and a 3DS.
iglew
gameboy color?
WanderingBlueWanderlust
No...wasn't allowed to game as a kid, now as an adult I can finally get my own handheld: 3ds.
iglew
never had a 3ds, i only got a gameboy color once from a yard sale
WanderingBlueWanderlust
To be honest, I got it for the new Pokemon and Zelda. It's definitely worth it for a long time Nintendo fan.
AugustTheGreat
You sure about that?
iglew
yes?
BigMack
Try acid and you will!
iglew
i have lol, its awesome
optionsss
I looked into a red light and cried how beautiful red is after taking sleeping medicine (Gravel) for the first time.
iglew
o.O u wot
Codefault
Then marry the girl who likes you a lot.. Your likens time over.
iglew
ummm... that would be who exactly?
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iglew
what?
Codefault
Forget it man. I am not good at English..
Welley
Philosophy
iglew
thats what im talking about +1
complimentpin
same
iglew
+1
theIdris
I'm that into Spider-Man.
Chevellefreak90
last frame WWWWWAAHHHHHH MUTHAFUCKIN RAAIN BITCHESSSSS
iglew
spot on +1
DavidSnyder
You don't know how many times I can think that in a day.
iglew
a lot?
DavidSnyder
mm like a medium amount
iglew
lmao gotcha
stayCrunchymyFriends
Boobs... Especially the last gif
iglew
LOL
prattleassassin
As a New Mexican, I am, and it happens to be rain.
gbearr
accurate
iglew
i always upvote bears +1
shoutstoToast
it starts with a c and ends with an oaine
iglew
I actually looked up words that end with oaine to make a funny joke, cocaine is the only word
dancingmonkeyhyong
coaine?
shoutstoToast
shit
VesperKitten
Word
iglew
+1
SmokedtheChair
pick meee
iglew
are you a woman under 40?
SmokedtheChair
aye
TheRealBridgeman
I'd pick you over rain any day.
SmokedtheChair
Thats the nicest thing anybodys said to me. But you dont know me
KateUptonsNipples
I am nipples
iglew
If you are really who you say you are message me now
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suraci
Try it. Do this when it rains next time and watch the world avoid for you a couple of miles.
SomethingReallyAmusing
This is how i react to rain anyway. I'm 29.
iglew
lmao no shame in the game
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
We all were, at some point. It was a long time ago, though.
iglew
i wish society didnt beat it out of us
jsktrogdor
I once listened to Beethoven's 9th... on Mushrooms. I cried tears of joy for about 10 minutes of that song.
iglew
I will look that up at once
jsktrogdor
If you're planning on weeping, the mushrooms are going to be pretty important...
iglew
ive been thinking about trying mushrooms, ive only tried lsd
jsktrogdor
It makes you experience everything as if you were a little kid. I'd recommend the woods.
EatTheSheep
Mushrooms cracks open the doors of perception, acid opens it and show you the other side, and peyote kicks it off the hinges - Santa Clause
NonAbidingDude
Eat LSD
iglew
"eat"
NonAbidingDude
'EAT
iglew
~34T~
NonAbidingDude
(eat)
SalsaOreos
They make a drug for that. Even some legal ones! Same shit in both, just some are prescribed so that makes it okay. /bitter about drug laws.
iglew
lsd/shrooms?
SalsaOreos
Honestly, if you just want relaxed abandonment and the water to feel nice on your skin, esp. if it's a nice cool rain, then I'd say
SalsaOreos
heroin/Percocet. But, I am rather biased. But uh, don't do heroin, drugs are bad >_> [Or if you do, don't shoot it at least.]
iglew
heroin... not even once lol
SalsaOreos
heroin/Percocet. But, I am rather biased. But uh, don't do heroin, drugs are bad >_> [Or if you do, don't shoot it at least.]
NotTucker
try sex.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Start the kiss in rain, THEN move it to bedroom for aggressive stripping >:D Oh god I need my own place T_T.....
sesamharold
As a motorcycle rider: I agree to anything other than rain! P. S.: Can I downvote rain here on imgur?
wiresnake
i agree, and speaking of being into things, OC is MFW i rode on the highway for the first time. (until i got hit in the face by a june bug).
IFapMercilessly
unfortunately, that takes two people.
ColonelOfTruth
Only with that attitude.
iglew
username MUCH relevant
mikehawk1337
dat username relevancy doe
stutteringbob
I'm not that well endowed. I just need two hands.
iglew
for one fleshlight?
TheRealCJ
butt
stutteringbob
If masturbation was a sport that would be cheating. I'm a traditional tubesock and tears-for-lube guy myself
lambchopvkca
as a 20 year old, believe me, I'd really like to... any day now
GIVEMELOVEPLOX
as an 18 year old who just now became sexually active, its coming lol....and when it does...sweet padre forgive me
JediKnight
They start so young these days, don't they?
GIVEMELOVEPLOX
lol i had friends who were like yo i lost it at 13 bro
FIRExNECK
Do you even imgur, bro?
iglew
yeah and i lift
FIRExNECK
But do you crossfit?
iglew
never
eeaassytiger
Where is she from that she's never experienced rain?
ihateprettymucheveryoneonimgur
England
SpecialTrampDanaScullyFBI
Her mom's vagina.
RoboLuddite
Maybe every other time it's rained she's been carried and covered.
majortool
Fresh from a vagina.
lalisa
Glad I didn't have to birth a baby that size
yeehawbuckaroo
My son was born in LA and was about 10 months old the first time he experienced rain. The dry season lasts at least from June - December.
peridotstar
i was wondering the same thing!
SirenRavenWolf
It says she's only 15 Months old so just started walking recently. Before then, babies are generally covered when going out when theres rain
SirenRavenWolf
It says she's only 15 Months old so just started walking recently. Before then, babies are generally covered when going out when theres rain
EnergyFiend
I just moved to northern California from the east coast. Even here it can go 6 months without rain. I LOVE IT!
woofwoofboom
Seattle
Greeneyeddevil
Could be her first like, concious experience of rain? Or Australia or California(which is having a major drought rn)
LittleGinger
You can tell it's Orange County from the beige houses cookie cutter houses in the background.
ilikebreakfast
I love how you were downvoted. "Pshh no! We're totally unique! We have money, we must be unique!"
GingerSlice0
Has she never had a shower?
BlessYourBeautifulHide
She probably has, but not outside, and not with her clothes on.
scarfedpenguin
it's possible that she has not. Many kids only use the tub until they are older.
gkgrace
Orange County, California. I know her family :)
chickieboomboom
Yet everyone has lawns
Kwat
Yep, we just pay for our water (dearly) instead of relying on the sky to drop it.
chickieboomboom
I live in Phoenix. I know how that goes. Liquid gold.
JediKnight
Humans: diverting water to make land that normally doesn't have grass have grass.
chickieboomboom
I live in AZ, we actually use to have more water here than people realize. But, like you said, diverted & dammed up now
FabricatiDiemPvnc
did they keep her inside for 2 years? or has california been in a catastrophic drought that isn't on the news?
TheQuark
http://droughtmonitor.unl.edu/Home/StateDroughtMonitor.aspx?CA
SuckAnElf
Drought, expect produce prices to skyrocket this year because we are literally out of water. The state is officially a natural disaster zone
ResetButton
The San Diego wildfires were pretty big on American news at the time, and it showcased some of the drought problems that California faces.
ResetButton
"The fires forced approximately 1,000,000 people to evacuate their homes" Source in wiki
ResetButton
"The number of people evacuated in San Diego county had exceeded the number evacuated from New Orleans, Louisiana during Hurricane Katrina."
ResetButton
SD Wildfire Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_2007_California_wildfires
gkgrace
We are in a drought, in fact. And it's probably her first time being able to actually realize that there is water falling from the sky.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
i think it's insane that it hasn't been talked about in the rest of the country as much. it was 2 yrs ago but i haven't heard much since!
FabricatiDiemPvnc
apparently it's more important to hear about the kardashians and whatnot than the plight of our fellow fucking humans
FabricatiDiemPvnc
sorry i got a little ragey about that, it's not directed at you
gkgrace
Haha no, understood. It was just declared a drought. :)
rebeccaisafish
Many kids in Australia could get to like 4 without experiencing rain... depending where and when they are born.
micksy
Alice Springs and Perth record dry spells are 148 and 83 days respectively. A bit shy of 4 years.
rebeccaisafish
I'm obviously exagerating, but Perth isn't even close to one of the dryest areas.
lordsleepyhead
As a European: HOLY SHIT
Mississippi
As someone from the American South: I concur.
hallainzil
I reckon an Irish child that got to 4 days without experiencing rain would be rare...
JediKnight
"MUM! WHY INT THER ANY RAIN D'DAY?!" "Aye, God's angry atcha, son! Ya better pray tnight or yee'll be sunburnt by Tuesday!"
AsAnAmerican
Glorious bastard.
NntsNntsNnts
Yeah... it doesn't rain much here in California.. :(
SaltCollector
As an Englishman my heart bleeds for you.
droomph
can you move here and bring your rain powers or something
BangForTheBuck
but girl don't they warn ya. It pours, man it pours
ilikebreakfast
Awww you made me heart warm <3 And not the heartburn kind.
danvolodar
That's it, I'm considering moving.
HookisMine
I am a guy who does not want kids and this made my ovaries explode.
Nerdfightergirl
Same! (But I'm a girl) It's nice to see things like this but this is like.... the 0.01% time that they are cute. Plus, then they grow up...
LearningOnImgur
I hate kids. But Asian kids are just the cutest fucking thing in the world
unnamedcans
I concour! Expect for the being a guy part.
sakuraamber
i am a female and dont want kids either but so too did my ovaries explode over this.
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Icantbebothered
I also struggle with anger issues, but I've mostly managed to keep my son out of it. I took up smoking, and that helps as a time-out for me.
PollinateMyPhilodendron
Same here for me,my SO and I both have anger issues&decided to fight behind closed doors quietly&if I ever get to frustrated I go outside
PollinateMyPhilodendron
*too
Icantbebothered
If you know you don't want kids, never let a woman pressure you into it. It's not worth it. Kids suck, and being a parent is shit.
LaLane
I'd say don't let your partner pressure you into it, it's unfair for the child. Many women don't want children but feel pressured, too.
iamgroooot
Likewise. I only want a kid if it's this adorable all the time.
Nerdfightergirl
Yeah, if it could just stay in the baby phase everything would be fine, haha. Then maybe I'd consider kids.
plainoldfool
It's ok because your gf is the one who donated her testicles.... lik dis if u cri evrytim
Pipecleaner61
Impressive. Most impressive.
kalilona
Can we form a club of people who don't want children so we don't have to have that awkward conversation on the first date?
TheRealHermioneGranger
That is actually a really good idea.
kalilona
Thank you!
sakuraamber
This is a brilliant idea!
hayleehunter
I am a girl who does not want kids and I was thinking the same thing lol
snoyes
You don't want kids *yet. Maybe you never will, but we can't know that...
TheRealHermioneGranger
I hope you realize that telling someone they don't want kids "yet", or that they might change their mind, is actually very condescending.
snoyes
Or logical. I didn't want kids my entire life. Once I did, I have ever since. And you don't want to hear me condescend.
TheRealHermioneGranger
I stand by what I said lol.
Erebor2488
Thank you. The whole "It's different when you have your own" is crap, it's almost like Stockhold Syndrome :P
nirtiak
It's so rare to find other people who don't want children either +1
rachycake
Why don't you want kids? If you don't mind me asking, I've always wondered what sort of stuff factored into a decision like that
FunnyShroomBiz
I want seven and have two...sad panda.
kikiohearts
LOL ur in the same spot as me. I dunno why you were down voted. Me and the hubby want seven, we have one and im toasting one now. (1/2)
kikiohearts
it seems people have also stigmatized wanting kids now a days as well as not wanting them. Then again I come from a HUGE family. 1 outta 15
FunnyShroomBiz
I hear you! I myself come from a big family too!!! 1/10 :)
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Also you tend to have a lot more money and time to yourself without them!
Icantbebothered
And a lot of marriages are destroyed by having kids. Little time for romance and sex.
Icantbebothered
We are too many people already, so it shouldn't be expected that people have kids. Being a parent is a shite job, and it consumes your life.
kalilona
I don't want kids because I feel like I wouldn't be able to slow down on my career enough to be there for them life I should.
whoiwanttobe
My family has anger issues and I have a low tolerance for anything annoying. I'm afraid if I have kids I will become abusive like my father.
jumpinjackoph
I don't want kids either. I actually love kids (as long as I can give them back). My nephew means a lot to me. I don't want to raise (1)
jumpinjackoph
kids in a big city and my career is here in a major metro area. I don't want to pass on my anxiety disorder. I like to spend on what (2)
jumpinjackoph
but mostly I just don't want to pass on my severe anxiety disorder, which runs rampant in our family. I have it under control but with meds
jumpinjackoph
I want, travel where I want, party when I want. The thought of raising a teenage daughter scares the crap out of me. (3)
OtterlyKim
I just really hate kids. When people say I'll change my mind I just hate them more.
howaboutnoname
+1! I feel so awkward around kids
JustABitterDrunk
I swear there is nothing more condescending than those kind of people
Erebor2488
Agreed. You can't leave it, so you convince yourself it's a good thing. I think it's a form of self-created Stockholm Syndrome.
Icantbebothered
As a parent, I agree. Kids are shit, and I can't stand them. I tolerate my own spawn, though. I kinda have to. At least for 14 more years.
HookisMine
(1/2)Honestly I can't think of any reasons why having kids is better than not having kids. They (should) consume all your time and attention
HookisMine
(2/2) They cost a ton of money, that you then can not spend on things you want to do for yourself. They are messy, sticky, smelly, poopy,
Erebor2488
Dr. Grant, is that you? btw I agree with your replay chain, same reason I don't want kids. I loves me my alone time.
whydididothat
This.
AsCoolAsSlicedBread
As I read this my toddler ran past me smelling like poop. Oh the joy.
HookisMine
(3/3) They cry, yell, scream. You run the risk of being a bad parent and watching your child become a bad person, which then makes you feel
HookisMine
(4/5) like a failure. I honestly don't believe that the world in 50 years will be a better place then it is now. That's my rambling answer
bluefacepaint
I'm not who you asked, but I hope my answer works: I can't commit to a fellow adult for more than a couple years, let along a child for 18.
VrryBurntpork
You think that it stops at 18. Cute.
bluefacepaint
At 18, it becomes socially acceptable to boot it out of my house and send it to university or something.
VrryBurntpork
Ideally? Perhaps. Realistically? Not these days depending on where you live.
bluefacepaint
(2) Also, take that with the caveat that it's only MY answer, and everyone who decides they don't want kids does it for different reasons.
hidingthings
I'm a female and the factors that weight into it feel "selfish". Just no interest in kids and I want to grow and do my own things.
hidingthings
I'm really not sure if I should feel ok with that decision or if I should feel like a bad person but at the end of the day if i had a kid
Erebor2488
I don't think it's selfish at all to want to live your life for yourself. Besides, we have way more than enough people on Earth as it is.
m898
No need to feel like a bad person. Women get brainwashed to believe that we have to sacrifice ourselves for others and it's a lie.
m898
Do what makes you happy.
hidingthings
that I did not want, that would be the worst decision of all
Icantbebothered
No one should feel bad about not wanting kids, no matter the reasons. People stigmatise not having kids, but fuck people. Kids are shitty.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
I'm on the fence about it. I want to work with children so I'm not sure if I want some of my own. Also I'm terrified of giving birth.
StuckInBetweeen
As a guy, I also concur about being terrified about giving birth.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
Getting ripped in half, getting stitches, bleeding, shitting yourself, that does not sound like a time to me at all.
StuckInBetweeen
Respect, all I have to say lol.
PollinateMyPhilodendron
As a female who had preeclampsia,and an epidural that didn't work because of my spine..it's not bad n my boy is so worth it.
SalsaOreos
It's not as bad as they make you think it will be. The fear of pain was worse than the pain. I was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE, but technically
SalsaOreos
I've had periods that hurt worse than that. And I ended up having an emergency c-section after I was dilated to like 7cm...same thing,
SalsaOreos
the fear of the incision scar hurting was worse than the thing it's self...I was walking around by day 2.
Icantbebothered
I used to work with kids when I got my son. It's fucking terrible. Shitty kids at work, shitty kid at home, no time for myself. EVER.
SalsaOreos
Calling your kid shitty and have that attitude around him may be part of the problem. Maybe he's shitty cause of you.
Icantbebothered
I call EVERY kid shitty, because that's just what they are. It's their default setting. I'm very good with kids, so that's not the issue.
Icantbebothered
And my kids not really that shitty now. He's not a baby anymore, and that helps. Plus, you know, discipline and shit.
KitchenSink
I would call having kids a decision, not the other way around.
Icantbebothered
I agree, but society doesn't. Having kids is the norm. But we're too many people on this world already. It's time to slow down.
Erebor2488
Thank you. I'm 26 & still freaked out when people my age already have kids. I mean wth, we're still kids, and we're making our own?!
Icantbebothered
Having children is glorified. It's ungrateful, hard work, costs a LOT of money, takes all your spare time, and lasts forever.
Icantbebothered
That's my experience, anyway. I haven't slept a good nights sleep in 5 years.
01100011011000010111001001100001
i want to but i DONT want to be pregnant or give birth but i want them to be mine
Erebor2488
You could always have your fertilized eggs implanted into a surrogate
idontwikeit
You want to be a father then ;)
01100011011000010111001001100001
yes :( pregnancy and birth just fucks up your whole body forever whilst the father doesn't have anything happen to them. its unfair
Icantbebothered
Well, us fathers are often emotionally crushed. Plus after being a dad for 4 years, my kid has kicked my balls at least 50 times. :P