MRW I’m getting home from the trampoline park/laser tag as a 32 year old.

Dec 17, 2017 6:43 AM

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I dont have the battery I used to.

oh please..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A bunch of us from work did laser tag a couple months ago. Best decision I’ve made in a while

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to tramp park w husband. He hadn't been on a trampoline in 10 years. Wanted to start right w dodgeball. Rolled his ankle <3 mins in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

preach

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s easier if you workout more.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you're older you'll realize it wasn't because you were old...you're just out of shape, and you happen to be 32.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y U NO TRAIN?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hey. At least you made it to the door and inside a few feet from the door? There's that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did a trampoline park when I was young. FUN! Did it when I was out of shape. Why is bouncing so much cardio!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#Wrekt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Also 32

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did this happen to be in bendigo

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Following for local interest.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Took my kids to a trampoline park once. Pretty sure I broke a hip watching them.

8 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 1

Next time take a nap in the foam pit - heaven

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm in my 30s and played beach volleyball one day for about 2 hours this summer. My calves were locked in place for about 3 days afterwards.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happens to me with VR games.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to a trampoline park a few years ago. Couldn't get out of the foam pits. I'm sending this from a pit. Please send help.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holy crap that's how I felt the next day after a night of clubbing with 21y.o's

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s because you don’t floss! .....aw damn wrong post for this witty quip....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was 39 and took my stepson & friends to paintball for his 14th birthday.They insisted I play as well. Thought I'd die for sure.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's probably because you haven't made a significant physical effort in about 15 years more than your age, am I right ?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lost 60 pounds over the summer. But this used muscles I didn’t know I even had!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had my 40th party at a laser tag. I was worried this would be me afterwards, but thanks to liberal painkillers beforehand I troopered on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My best man arranged my bachelor party at a laser tag place....best decision ever. Had a great time, and all that running around helped 1/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me sleep that night. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's because you got used to sitting and doing no cardio, not cause you got older

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 6

Amen!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True dat, 32 is like the prime of your life

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YES.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, unless you have chronic injuries from sports as a youth and they fucking hurt when you strain yourself

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just explained my life. The bill came due for a rambunctious youth =)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True dat too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a type of cardio that won't require physical effort?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh, maybe sex? But it kinda also requires a bit of physical effort

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But you don't notice it's exercise until later... perfect.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0