You deserve it, you monster!

Sep 25, 2020 11:17 AM

PerthAussieMike

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If it tastes good why not mix it. Your drink your rules.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I bet it actually tasted good, instead of just trying to convince your brain to go along with illusions of fancy packaging and provenance.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The best way to drink a beverage is how you want to drink it. Unless it's bleach. Don't drink bleach.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The real sin in not selling Lemon fanta anymore

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The best whiskey is the whiskey you like to drink the way you like to drink it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this a Rutetid comic used as a meme format om imgur i see?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember if it’s old that just means it’s probably rare and will cost more, doesn’t mean it’s going to taste any better.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

You know what goes well with very expensive whiskey and Fanta is some very well done wagu beef with ketchup.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wagyu is also a great base for hamburgers. :)

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Actually with whiskey, a splash of water unbinds some chemistry I cannot remember. Yet it allows more aroma and flavor to be present to you.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

100% correct, pouring a good whisky/scotch over a ice cube, or adding some water is fine. Mixing it is a sin.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You’re wasting your time and breath on that lot!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I generally side with "Drink how you want" but if I am offering you Boss Hog or Blood Oath Pact 2, we're drinking it with one ice cube.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

If I ever become super rich, my goal is to annoy every fanboy group that tries to pull this shit. Whiskey fuckers aren’t getting a free pass

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Vintage wine? It’s getting ice cubes. Expensive coffee? Cold, and through a straw. Wagyu steak? Well done and smothered in ketchup

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of your jib.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The best whiskey is the one you like to drink, the way you like to drink it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does this get to FP? Do that many people on here find alcohol elitism funny? Or is it just turning into a boomer site like FB?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Rule 1 of whiskey: drink it how you like it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elitism is just another way for people to build themselves up by tearing others down

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Mixing $70 a shot whiskey with soda that won't taste any different than $5 a shot whiskey is a poor use of money though.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I don't give a single fuck how you drink your drink

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I don't either. But I do give a single fuck how you drink my whisky. You can drink your whisky how you want.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm so old the only way I can take a shot is to mix it with bbq sauce and smother a rack of ribs with it

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A real man drinks however he wants. Feel like downing a cosmo, bro? Fuckin do it. Chick wants a single malt neat? Fuckin do it.

5 years ago | Likes 706 Dislikes 14

Or the added rule, you only drinking soda at a bar? Thats cool, DD or AA or just not wanting alcohol is cool too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Couldn’t agree more, it’s not about manliness it’s about mixing $400/bottle scotch with something that will completely mask the flavor. Why?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

used to drink glenlivet from the bottle. pissed off this guy to no end

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? I like tropical drinks. Rum + fruit can’t go wrong

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I know it's called a seabreeze, don't make me say it!"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how whiskey and bourbon taste...when mixed with soda. Oh yeahhhh...feels good to get that off my chest.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of girl drink drunk sketch from kids in the hall

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't stand straight liquor, and I'm an alcoholic. Sue me and my Cokes, ginger ales, and lemonades I also buy with it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a video of a guy that waited in line, bought a brand new iPhone and smashed it with a hammer outside the store. It’s your money->

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do whatever you want, it doesn’t make your choice less stupiduurrr.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"this drink is basically a glowing blue tower of delight. Fuck you and your judgement."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my dad says, "a real man doesn't need to be told what real men do"

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yup. Being concerned with the opinions of others doesn't really project self-confidence.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

really pisses off the trolls when you tell them to take a hike.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Appletini!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's not really the point; it's a waste to put $100 whiskey in a whiskey coke. People do it, but it's not very smart.

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 31

Way worse, not coke, fanta fucking lemon... That's just criminal, that's what bourbon is for.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A 24 year old bottle of glenfiddich is significantly more than 100$

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a waste to you, but if someone else enjoys it, then it’s not a waste to them

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 10

when you mix like that, the difference in taste of the whiskey is lost, so spending the extra $$ on high end is just silly.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

It's my money, I spend it how I want. Also, Bruichladdich ladie 10 makes the best old fashioned. Go suck a pipe.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Making the best old fashioned isnt a real point of pride. It's a 3 ingredient cocktail, pretty hard to fuck it up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you have reading comprehension? :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love fancy cocktails, but mixing 100$ whisky is the same to me as buying a ferrari to go offroafing. No problem, but there are better ways

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

This is more like destruction derby for me..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Okay for the LAST time , Matt didn't know what was in his glass , the drink was prepared for him.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Taliesin did it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SINNER!

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 9

If I had unlimited $$, Id make a youtube channel of me sampling $150+ bottles by pouring them down the drain to make pretentious twats rage.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wow... says a lot about your priorities in life and level of maturity.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lolol. Heres a triggered little man baby already.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey my name isn’t Pickle!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I make and collect whiskey. This used to offend me but now I feel like to each their own. I think it's much sadder the bottles that trade

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and trade and are never enjoyed one way or another.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and never get drank

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I kinda get your point about people (in your view) messing up something you've worked hard to create, for me adding lemonade is about

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the only thing that makes whiskey genuinely enjoyable. Even a nice whiskey, drunk neat, has an incredibly strong flavour. Diluting that, and

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

adding some sweetness, turns it from "I can just about stand to sip this" to "ohh, lovely, I'ma get more of these".

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I totally agree with that...new posting and the second part of my post got left off.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our whiskey ethos is "was it good and would you have another?" and we think whiskey is enjoyed many different ways than just how we like

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looking at you Matt Mercer

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I knew a guy that would add Hawaiian punch to Mickeys 40s

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't care how others drink their whiskey, but if you're drinking my scotch, the most you get is an ice cube and a glass of water with it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pour the whisky in the glass of water, drink it together!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, better just decline it then if it's not to my tastes and you'd rather me not enjoy it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had a whiskey that didn't taste like shit. And I've had friends share some very expensive brands.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

No worries, we all have different tastes. I'd happily make you whatever drink you want. Unless its a 100+ a bottle alcohol you want mixed.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exactly! I may not like it, but I'm not dumb enough to mix expensive booze.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then you just don't like whisky. Not a problem

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're just a very smart mooch. Keep telling them you haven't found it yet and they'll keep offering free drinks.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 26, 2021 6:40 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

"That'll show him!"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I mean... it's okay, I guess...."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the same way with wine. Drives my friends nuts trying to find 'the one' but they all taste the same to me regardless of price.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only wine I liked was a batch of "bad wine" that has a slight, but noticeable iron/copper flavour.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meh, probably just the flavour not agreeing with you. No big. I think water tastes like chalk.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for understanding. Also: whiskey tastes like liquid, moldy bread to me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I sent my friend a pic of a bottle of heinz ketchup and said good news I found a chaser.

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 4

I'm an open minded fella but I dunno if liquor and ketchup works in general

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, considering Bloody Mary's exist I don't think it sounds too farfetched.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good luck in hell's basement.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

while I agree with drinking things the way you like them to taste, mixing something that is expensive due to a long aging designed 1/

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

to give it a certain taste is both wasteful and idiotically expensive

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's spare money, I spend it how I want?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

If your spare money is spent on a $700-1000 bottle of scotch, & you want to mix it, go ahead. I'm justifiably gonna to call you a shit head.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You can waste as much money as you want but everyone else is free to laugh at you for it.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I brought 12y hibiki to a campfire once. Told my buddy it was sipping whiskey. He drank it like jack and threw up like $100 worth of whiskey

5 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 12

You are not a smart man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's unfortunate. I don't think you can replace it either.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

^This

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whisky is only wasted on the wasted.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Whiskey is for drinking. But if friends are not used to good whiskey, pour from a flask.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What i expect to have followed:

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What game might this be good sir/madam?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sniper elite 1-4 aka nazi castrater simulator. Actully a really good ww2 sniper sim, beyond from the whermacht nutting.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did your cane and monocle drop to the ground in disgust? “Dear sir, that was for sipping! Sipping! You riffraff!”

5 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 6

I know it's for sipping. I just sip quickly.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The down voters have no sense of humor

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes, then i threw wads of cash at him as punishment

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nicely done, Ol’sport! Good show!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Have to keep the peasants in line, you know

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck are you bringing a 350+ whisky to a campfire in the first place?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OK, does not everyone enjoy a nice campfire where you stare into the fire or out into the stars, share good alcohol, quiet company, 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And just relax?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even like alcohol and it makes perfect sense to sip quality booze and relax that way.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His family invited me to hangout with them and i had something special so thought i’d share

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't being expensive booze to a campfire. That's all on you man.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

No shit, i’m just recounting

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Get better friends to enjoy camping with.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I agree, anyone who brings expensive booze to a campfire, offers it to people then gets pissy about how it's drank shouldn't be invited.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean devils advocate here, we don't have any evidence that he got pissy with his friend based off his comment.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk how broken up about that you were, but as a general rule, if you care about something being used “properly” don’t give it away in 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wasnt

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No biggie then :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first place. And if you DO give it away, expect it to be wasted. So only give what you can afford to waste. A common example is 1.5/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Giving money to a homeless person. Most people will give shrapnel to a homeless person. A couple of quid at most. Some people will 1.75/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Argue that they would buy them a sandwich but they fear the homeless person will spend money on drugs or alcohol. I find that notion 1.875/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Patronising in the extreme. When you give someone who is penniless money you are giving them agency, trust and freedom. You are 1.875/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the sweet blessings in life is not drinking the "right way" in front of pretentious whiskey drinkers

5 years ago | Likes 1572 Dislikes 41

But good whiskey can be god damn delicious and mixing it with soda just screws up the flavors. Nothing pretentious about that.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Go to Scotland, they'll tell you they don't care how you drink it, just as long as you are!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The slogan of the Whisk(e)y Tribe, a youtube whisky community: " The best whisky is the one you're drinking, the way you like to drink it."

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In London once a Russian bartendress told me I couldn’t have ice for my Balvenie. No one in Scotland minded that I took ice…

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because scotsmen and irishmen don't give a toss as long as you like their whiskey

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows a 50 year old single malt is best with Crystal Pepsi.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Similar feeling to the look the waiter gives you when you end up in a fancy wine bar, knowing nothing about wine, and ask for a beer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure; drink what you want how you want it; but, maybe don't spend $300 on a whisky just to mix it.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Or do. Do whatever the fuck you want bc it’s your money and your choice.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

v

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Yeah! I drink my whiskey how i like it .... .. without the whiskey

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

because i'm not a huge fan of alcohol.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same with me eating well done steak. I stg its so annoying how many people it upsets.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you please order some well done wagyu at a restaurant, and secretly film reactions?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it extra well done. I like the outside to be so burnt its crispy. If I ever order a wagyu steak I will order it that way

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife prefers her Glenfiddich with coke zero. Snooty server in an upscale restaurant refused 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

to mix it for her so brought the booze and coke in different glasses. He asked her to wait to mix it until he walked away. Dick. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a bit much. I love the story by Preston Van Winkle about the snooty bartender.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Care to share it? Google isn’t too useful

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/GskpP9rEyaw. Story starts just before the 53min 40 mark

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve swigged Pappy van Winkle straight from the bottle.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People ask me why I use my 60$ rhum to mix drinks. Because it's good and I like it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol it’s fun to waste money

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My house. My booze. I will add a single ice cube if I damn well please

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don’t bother with the paddy wagon boys, some criminals just need to hang straight away. /s

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. You shall dangle for the crime of being a pretentious cunt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a whisky drinker and I don't give a shit how you get it into your system, just get it in ya! ?????????

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m not pretentious, but I would die a little inside if I saw this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would drink more wine, except that I don't want a stranger to come out from under their rock and explain how I'm drinking it wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've accepted that just like with whiskey, "experts" looking down on people for how or what wine they drink can get fucked

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they all have a soap box, and can't wait to explain to you their secret knowledge, and how if you do it their way it's better.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that's really not the right shape of glass for that grape variety. I have 50 different types of wine glasses in my home bar /s

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm all for people drinking however they want. But my eye still twitches, because I am one of those pretentious twats...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whisky companies want you to drink it anyway you wish, just as long as you buy more.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the same view of raw meats

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna put my Glenfiddich in a soda water highball and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's scotch...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psst... Scotch is a type of whisk(e)y

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A type is very broad. They're all a type of alcohol and you can't compared them to beers for example.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but scotch is just whiskey from Scotland. Alcohols are sorted by source of the sugars, scotch and Whiskey use the same ones.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...but whiskey is distilled beer!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should tell somebody from Melbourne that you don't really like Melbourne

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I spent a few minutes at a whiskey bar discussing whiskeys. Picked one. Asked for it rocks with a splash of soda water. Bartender: whaaaaa?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whiskey + soda isn't even an unusual combo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was like "maybe they thought I meant coke." No, they heard me right. But I guess neat and rocks were all they were ready for.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

strange, it is not unusual to thin cask strength Whisky with a little bit of spring water.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s no wrong way to enjoy booze. You do you baby boo. (That being said, there are ways and better ways to do it IMO)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s not pretentious, if you want to mixte you drink, you’re simply gonna get a cheaper one. Exemple : the SO of my brother wanted 1/2.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To taste my bottle of Remy Martin XO that i just bought. Im ok with it, but she asked me to mixte it with Coke.... no way lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are pretentious if you drink a several 100 € Whisky with Cola / Fanta

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell me how you want me to drink it all you want, you aint stopping me drinking it the way i want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love good whiskey and I love people who give zero shots about how someone else drinks it. Always fun to watch people squirm.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see ordering an expensive liquor and mixing it as pretentious. You want to say you had the expensive thing but don't want to taste it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whiskey being mixed is not the problem here.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If you are spending 75~100 dollars on a single glass of whiskey (cost of the scotch the joke referenced) you had better drink it properly

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

If they are enjoying it, they are drinking it correctly

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Um, no they aren't. That's like saying you are appreciating a oil painting by wiping your ass with it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm a straight up, no ice, whiskey drinker, my SO likes it with ginger beer. I see no problem, we both enjoy it.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

a cheap whiskey and ginger beer is nice, used to drink Canadian Club with ginger beer.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good whiskey is what you want, how you want it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with this post and this comment equally

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or just simply going in public and saying I DO NOT LIKE THE TASTE OF BEER.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Drinking warm, flat soda with added salt is also an option. Some people want you to have the best experience instead of settling for subpar.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The only wrong way to drink whiskey is to not drink whiskey.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was at a bar in Dublin and an american was asking about top shelf whiskey. When he settled on one about €15 a measure... 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

and asked for it with a coke, the barman recommended a Jameson to mix instead. I don't think it was pretentious. Just a good barman. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

but also, you're going to hell

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You could use a Picasso as an air-hockey table, too, but you shouldn’t.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dalí might have approved, though.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Picasso is not a consumable

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neither is rare whisky, by that standard. But both examples take this discussion to extremes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are some 350 odd Picasso paintings and they sell for an average of 10 million. While you can certainly buy bottles of whiskey for 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tens or even hundreds of thousands we are talking several magnitudes of difference here. Regardless a glenfiddich as mentioned in the 1.5/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The look on their face when you use their $100 a shot whiskey to make an appletini

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...remind me to never step foot in your bar if you think scotch belongs in an appletini

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called an Orchard Fire

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My abusive dad gave me a bottle of expensive whiskey for my 21st. I poured the whole thing into 1/2 a 2L bottle of coke right in front o him

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lmao, I get why he's abusive

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

I don't think you would quite comprehend how off you need to fuck right now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh no

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If its meant to be a joke write a fucking punchline next time. Casually dismissiveness isn't a joke. It ain't funny.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

I figured I only needed a line since your dad already provided the punch. Yes, I'm proud of that one

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck off with your victim blaming bullshit. Blaming adult victims is bad enough but children? Fuck you.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

First day on the internet?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Its weird how I get impuned for responding but he doesn't.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just openly advocating for child abuse. Dope. My dad raped me you sicko.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Sucks to be you

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Be a better person soon

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My husband LOVES whiskey. But.. he still admits a lot of girly drinks are there just to fuck you up fast, but taste amazing at the same time

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's like saying a McDonald's burger is just as good as an aged ribeye. One NEEDS ketchup, the other a bit of salt but really nothing more

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Let people like things you gatekeeper.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imagine coming into a thread about whiskey snobs and immediately bringing up that you’re a steak snob. Do you also have an interesting 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Take on charcoal vs gas grills, you unfathomable bore? 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Both are fine. Have a gas grill for quick meals, if i can make a day out of a 6 hour smoke then charcoal. Both accomplish dinner.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, no matter which you decide, I'm happy to be included because the friendships you make along the way is what counts.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s nice i spose :p

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure you do you, but this is the equivalent of well done steak drowned in ketchup.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I will gladly take your well done steak, hell I'll chop it up and cook it again. Fuck you I'm making burnt ends out of your steak

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you truly love whiskey, all that should matter is the bond made over the glass. Doesn’t matter how you drink it

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Precisely.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But still. I want to go to Scotland and pour coke in mine. Just for the fun.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not even come get like a warm and flat knock off like RC cola

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ROYAL CROWN...in honor of the Queen!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever see people with like 30 ice cubes in a soda? that's how I drink whiskey, and then I replace the whiskey with soda. Whiskey is nasty

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

So why even drink whiskey? Serious question.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He doesn't.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Theres water in that glass

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im with you tbh. I can tolerate it mixed but to me its just acrid. Nothing makes me feel sick faster, either. If I’m drinking spirits 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cleaner the better, vodka, unspiced rum, something like that, whiskey is so earthy and claggy. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I say drink how you want but 24 year Glenfiddich is amazing alone. Mixing it waters down the flavor

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 7

My favorite is 18 y/o Glenlivet. I would neither mix it with anything, nor would I gulp it down too fast. You take your time with it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never liked Glenfiddich. Scapa is my go to for a sipping whiskey.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Laphroaig was always my go to, but ever since my dad passed ive been drinking Macallan in his memory

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm actually a bourbon guy myself. Current favorite is EH Taylor single barrel. I've loved small batch for years but after SB won...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Best bourbon in the world, I tried it and I totally get it. Smooth, rich, and just the right amount of heat in an affordable bottle

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen 1 bottle available for sale in the past 3 years.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a little harder to find and the fact that it's barely different in packaging from small batch doesn't help

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also works with Dr. Pepper!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In your opinion that is. My wife loves Glenfiddich with coke zero. I've fought with her on this for years but she prefers it with coke.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Buy her a bottle of Bells or Famous Grouse

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why? She doesn't like those.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Refill the bottle with something cheap.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 12

#jackandcoke

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or let the adult make her own damn decisions.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha I actually did that, but with Gentleman Jack/regular Jack. To my absolute shock she realized something was off by the 3'rd or 4th drink

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Maybe a younger version

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Usually its the more drinks the more tolerance for cheap stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean fair enough but save yourself the cost of an aged whiskey if you're gonna mix it

5 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 27

Yeah it's not about being pretentious. If I see someone trying to put their cock in a paper shredder, I'll give him a strong warning too...

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 18

See, your analogy is pretentious. You think (or joke) that drinking whiskey “wrong” is akin to penis mutilation. That’s pretentious.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

High-end cocktail bars use pricey liquors all the time. Best cocktail I ever had used talisker and truffle honey among its ingredients.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

who cares

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re missing the point of doing what you want. My whiskey and lemonade tastes better with a fancy whiskey than with some piss jim beam

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

maybe, but it's also not your problem if someone wants to spend their money this way

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Is this the equivalent of saying “everyone has the right to their opinion”? Which is such a non-statement if ever there was one

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It is, if they’re driving up the price of the good stuff (which they are, incrementally).

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Good point

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but some bottlings are very limited and supply and availability becomes an issue.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

no :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or spend your money as you see fit.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What if the expensive one tastes good mixed?

5 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 11

If you're mixing it, you usually can't tell the difference.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If you're rich then who cares! If you're like the rest of us, then I doubt it's good enough to be worth the $60ish of whiskey in one drink.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

25+ year aged single malt scotches are usually $500+ in the US. It won't taste fundamentally different than a bottle of Dears when mixed.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

To someone who's seriously into whisky, that would probably sound like saying "but the theatrical cuts are just as good" to a LOTR fan

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

Thems be fighten words!

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They objectively don’t. The good ones are “good” because of things you destroy/overpower when you mix them. 1/

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Could someone enjoy it? Damn right. However they likely wouldn’t know the difference if it was a 1/4 price whisky 2/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Very few cocktail bars make drinks with really high end whiskeys because it’s so wasteful unless you want a very specific flavor.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The cheap one probably tastes just as good.

5 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 19

But doesn't have the satisfaction of the seething hatred of pretentious fucks

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

"Probably"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why on earth would that be the case? If the whiskey is better the mixed drink will be better too.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kinda. Evan Williams is gonna be a little butter, no matter what the mixer. A good, but inexpensive whiskey like rittenhouse/

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is great for mixing, but also brilliant straight. That being said, I'm piss broke and drink Evan.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or at the very least, *a* cheaper one absolutely will taste as good, when mixed.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Or glenfiddich 12.. use something cheaper but not “cheap”

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It won't. Like saying "if your going to use ketchup, McDonald's is just as good as a burger made from grass fed brisket"

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If ketchup was 50% of your burger then yeah, it probably is. Also you'd have horrible acid reflux afterwards either way

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But the cheap one doesnt taste as good as the aged one

5 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 8

I will tell you right now having had 30, 21, 18, 15, 14, and 12 year old glenfiddich that the 14 tastes just as good and its 1/4 the price

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But after mixing it, all you taste is the mixer, so why care?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Straight, you're right. Mixed, you'd be hard pressed to find anybody who can tell.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

I know some classic cocktails that taste distinctly better with better (pricey) spirits. Drink what you like, forget common misconceptions.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Especially when they are spirit forward like a classic margarita or old fashioned. The quality of spirit carries the drink

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've heard JW Blue is great with some sparkling water.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Japanese do water whiskey (not sparkling though). It is a good way to lighten and sift through individual flavors.

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