So long and thanks for all the Fish.

Nov 15, 2022 7:33 PM

Ouberos

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So, I'm sure it will be fine.

I doubt Poland will take this as a provocation and trigger NATO Article 5 where an attack on one is an attack on all, mobilise the entirety of the Western military machine and start deNazifying the Russians. That would be silly.
They still have Nuclear Weapons remember.

Right? Right?

Bugger.

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Everyone relax. The likely reaction will be more anti-missile defence systems sent. Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant is the worry.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russia and Poland have always gotten along really well. I'm sure they'll work it out just fine./s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poland said it wasent russias fault as the ukrainian air degences shot the missle causing it to land in poland

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Putin' the miss in in missile dooooohohoho we're so fucked

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They wouldn't miss if they used a hittle

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

If Poland/NATO does get involved then Russia will drop to having the 3rd best army in Ukraine

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it was Ukrainian anti missile missile. US made statement half an hour ago.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NATO won’t do shit about this other than claim some more sanctions.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's enough if they want to push it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If who wants to push it?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Currently it is still unknown what happened. From news, it is most likely either part of a shot down missile or a misfired anti air missile

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would not be the first time Russia attacking Poland triggered a world war.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

When was the first?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You know, Germany wasn't the only one to invade Poland in 1939...

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

but they were the first, starting the war

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Possibilities: 1-Stoopid ruzzians 2-Shit ruzzian missile 3-Not a mistake, rather an attempt by ruzzia to test NATO missile defenses

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Minimum that Poland will want is a no-fly zone over Ukraine. Nothing in the air without an Ukraine iff.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, minimum will be supplying even more anti-air and artillery.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering Russia's tendency to blatantly lie despite the facts everyone already knows, if they say anything, we should assume the opposite

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Beau of the Fifth Column's take https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXKS6d2g0tU

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The news says this was a stray Ukrainian missile and wasn't russian. It was an oopsie.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that anyone would stop blaming Russia for this. Some literally keep saying "still Russia's fault".

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea not arguing that, just that it wasn't a Russian missile.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably because Russia is still attacking Ukraine and the suggestion is that it was an anti-missile missile fired at Russian missiles.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Currently I am waiting for more information. Hopefully tomorrow there is more information.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is not confirmed. How would Russia benefit from sending missiles into Poland?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we not? I don’t want to get recalled to murder a bunch of Russian conscripts that want to be there even less than me

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

You’ll do it from the comfort of a shipping container 3,000 miles away though

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v but then you go home with 7 AK 12, 5 AS Val, 2 dp27 and 1 rusted but somehow functional ak47/

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure they'll all be rusted, screw it antique souvenirs it is.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The longer this goes on, the more I hope russia becomes something we have to teach kids in school. Because there's no trace of it on the map

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Disagree all you guys want- they ONLY gave a shit about the conscriptions, not his threats to ERASE HUMANITY. They're traitors to our kind.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This won't trigger article 5.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can see article 4 leading to additional air and anti aie support for Ukraine

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel weird that this is a tipping point, never mind the invasion of a sovereign nation, the war crimes, the thousands of innocents

3 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 4

It isn’t. Nobody is starting WW3 over 2 civilians. If they hit a populated area and killed a lot of people, maybe.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re goddamn right... so many war crimes and... well... nuffing happens

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WW1 started because of the rather sloppy assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. A case of "the straw that broke the camel's back".

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Well, that and bunch of mutual defense agreements….aww, crap.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes but back then the war was essentially inevitable due to the imperialistic ambitions of... oh goddamnit.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It isn't. This doesn't trigger article 5.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

the difference being Poland is part of NATO, Ukraine isn't

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I intellectually understand the difference. just sad that the other stuff isn't worse even.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This won't be a tipping point. The EU wants to avoid a war with Russia at all costs.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Putin is dying so he figures screw it. If I’m dying so is everyone else, damnit. SMH

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That’s a pretty weak ‘fuck it’ attempt tbh

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that's Putin for ya... weak.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possible reactions - more/deeper trade embargoes, or furnish weapons capable of striking inside Russian territory, or harsh e-mail…

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes but this is Poland we're talking about, they've been nursing their hate-boner for Russia for literally decades.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. But,as a NATO and EU member they don’t want to take a step without backing from their neighbors. The day for their revenge is coming

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I somehow doubt a strongly worded letter will be enough to calm Poland down at this point.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think they've already imposed all the trade embargoes possible on Russia. Not like they can impose more

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I don’t agree. The US may have done that but many EU nations still trade with Russia. Always think outside US borders, the whole world.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

20:11 UTC: The Russian Defense Ministry is calling it a provocation.

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

The Russian defense ministry is calling *what* a provocation? Their own missiles?

3 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

I believe they are trying to claim it as a false-flag attack by Ukraine against Poland, to frame Russia. Trying to turn NATO against Ukraine

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They are calling the accusation a provocation

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like they're claiming False Flag, which is somewhere on the scale of believability next to anything Alex Jones has ever said

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Probably

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Fight me, Pol!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got a source for that?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good lord that website, mixed with the total performance decay of mobile Imgur, did not do me well.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well fuck.

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

Can nato legally declare war on russia now?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

…….. is this the calm breath before the shit is fully on?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ooooh this ain’t good…

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poland:

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I mistaking the how wide Ukraine actually is? Poland is on the far west end. That'd have to be a pretty large miscalculation.

3 years ago | Likes 348 Dislikes 3

Didn’t think Russia used yards, feet and inches

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You have to remember that the Russian army doesn't give a fuck.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Russia had previously targeted cities close to the Polish border. If the missiles have the range, they don't care if it's on the far west

3 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

Plus they've been firing out of Belarus, so range hasn't been an issue.

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

It was a Ukrainian defense missile that went off target. It’s ironic because it’s Russian made. This is a recent update.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two*

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they targeted city's that are sub 20 miles from their border

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are also firing missiles from the territory of Belarus, which is near the Polish border

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because just like in our personal lives, we rarely do the shit we should do until it crosses some imaginary line into “have to”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lviv is just 50 Km away from the border, and some Russian missiles like the CH-101 have shown very poor performance in this war.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus: The village that was hit is just 2 Km inside Poland.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The entire invasion of Ukraine turned out to be a pretty large miscalculation, lol. This seems tiny in comparison

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. They're always screwing up some mundane detail.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or they're using Krusty The Clown calculators, missing 7s and 8s.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine the intended target was in western Ukrain rather than in Kherson or the east but yea...they definitely missed in a big way...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Russia. Their guys aren't trained. While they can plead this case, Poland shouldn't take it lying down.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is pretty far from Wyoming, you are right.

3 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No miscalculation needed when cheap-ass Soviet or Iranian missiles don't fly straight. They're like the 25 cent per gross bottle rockets

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Putin......"it was Antifa"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moldova have complained about strikes coming close to their border already. Long range missiles are long range..also miss-iles apparently

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Russia has been targeting West Ukraine lately... and these are the guys that nearly hit themselves with a missile.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the last 24 hours the Russians have targeted cities as far west as Lviv, which is 40 miles from Polish border.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

"Vonce ze vockets go up, who carez vere zey come down. Zat's not my department!" — Werner von Braun

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Calculations don't mean much when the cheap, discount steel your barrels and launch platforms are made from are melting under use.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yikes

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surrounded by assholes.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, Ukraine is bordering Poland, missiles don't really have range issue at that scale, if there's a target far away from frontline

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Putin is the worst possible thing that happened to Russia since Stalin if he doesn't go nuclear. Melomaniac.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Stallion sucked donkey balls but left Soviet land in a pretty strong place. Putin is more like a Romanov. Wasteful and ineffective

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's not so much that range is issue as the error margin. The max error margin for these missiles is supposedly 6.9 km. They were 8km off.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

If the error margin has been estimated with the same meticulousness that went into planning the russian offensive, well...

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Honestly, yeah. I imagine the error margin didn't exactly cater to the idea of inept conscripts controlling missiles but here we are.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but the Russian missile strategy is just

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

That video is nearly 20 years old now…Has anyone seen my multi vitamins?

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But I am le tired

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, then, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have news for you. The Russian military is totally fucking incompetent!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Ok, I think Poland should do this: If Russia can't keep from hitting Poland when firing at Lviv, then they shouldn't fire missiles at it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If Russia still does, then Poland goes in & destroys their missile systems

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a great way to start WW III. IMO the only things they can do are increase sanctions and give more support to Ukraine.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So true appeasement

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

RU is trying to terrorize citizens since they can win military. Probably aiming for western cities considered somewhat safer than east Uk.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Can we just send Ronnie Pickering?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, If they hit Lowestoft there'll be hell to pay mate

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*can't win. ...damn auto correct does that to me w/ "can/can't" & "does/doesn't" all time. Dramatically changes point. I gotta get better.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, Ukraine is abbreviated UA, not Uk, your use of which resulted in the joke above about Lowestoft.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Russia has started to use lesser technologically advanced and less accurate munitions, Lviv is only 43 miles from the Polish border, it 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could very easily be said a missile or two inadvertently crossed the border with such a heavy barrage (over 100 missiles from what I’m

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hearing). 3/3

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are also Ukrainian logistics and training bases within 15km of the Polish border that have been shelled

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just learned that Kaliningrad is a Russian controlled region wedged between Lithuania and Poland.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Did you go to US school to miss that part of Geography?

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 41

I mean... hurdur US schools are shit does hold water, but not knowing about Kaliningrad isn't that big of a deal.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Imgur is an American online image sharing and image hosting service with a focus on social gossip". All you need to know.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

And it wasn't covered in World history either?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 18

You are severely over estimating world history taught in the US. If it wasn't a war involving the US we weren't taught it.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was responding to a post about world history and specified world history in my statement. I don't know why you thought I meant Math

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kaliningrad was stolen from Germany by the Soviets at the end of WW2, so it kind of *was* a war involving the US.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not even math? Königsberg bridges?

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