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Jun 27, 2016 1:05 AM
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LemonsArePrettyTasty
"Uncultured swine"
HowardMoonsHotpants
Nutcracker? Sweet.
JoshCanJump
That trigger discipline tho...
Snooj
I thought they were wearing swimsuits and at the edge of a pool. So yeah, made no sense.
stokely13
I. Don't. Get. It.
Isorikk
This is like the 2003 version of reposting.
Reyvn
This is exactly what I expect the Red Room was like.
Ghostlyelement
Guy in the back has something on his head!
justyouraverageaussiegirl
He's probably the Mouse King
7HIris
He would be the nutcracker, since he is still an animated toy at this point
CylonN6
What a silly spoon.
NamelessAndrew
"The irony of yesterday's aspirations won't live up to what fools have to fix"- a completely meaningless sentence that I've been working on.
Fejerro
Demotivators, huh? http://imgur.com/bUNXwFD
MrDevilsAdvocate
Demotivationals*
SensualDonut
Don't why you got downvoted, you are correct.
thymus
I didn't understand the picture to be honest. I should go to see The Nutcracker... one day.
PhailRaptor
I believe it's a play about a dream a girl had after a dinner party. This is the scene where the toy soldiers are fighting off the rat army.
thymus
Oh really? The only thing I know is that ballerinas fight for the main role and that's quite normal so...
CitizenDickbag
Ballet, not a play.
cat793f
Girl in the very forefront is going to have a sore chest from the butt of that gun.
AzgarOgly
She's not as she won't reach that trigger.
mydadcoulddoanything
With no lock work, I don't think recoil will be a problem on this musket
cat793f
It's just a weird looking spatula that's all I'm saying.
mydadcoulddoanything
Well if she needs a better spatula:
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DerogatoryDegenerate
Do Americans use the word daft?
DickDraper
Some of us do.
FuckTheRepostPolice
Sparingly, but it is known to pop up in the course of verbal exchange.
madetheaccountjustforyou
We sure do you sodding git.
Bushwookie825
Yes. But only with an "r" after the d
FormalShorts
And THAT is why I become daft.
OmnibusLatinName
Only with an 'orrible English accent... I also find that the word "looney" sounds better that way too :)
MinisterKai
I use a lot of British and other cultural phrases, because it bleeds into my vernacular by way of the books I read and things I watch.
TheOmnipotent
I mean I do but it's not in the general vernacular
ThePickle
Not as often as we should
ourari
Yes, but only when it's followed by the world 'punk'.
flippywizgig
STRONGER
Coolasslife
That joke is so daft, punk
ashunjew
WE DO NOW!
ARandomHelljumper
Olivia Wilde and Hugh Laurie, that must be House. Don't recognize it though.
MsSomebody
I'm a slang sponge, I use any sort of slang I come across. I used the insult 'daft crayon muncher' the other day, quite liked it.
FormalShorts
Mind if I borrow that?
MsSomebody
Please
FormalShorts
Not as often as we should. Much of the fun vocabulary was left off the Mayflower. Later we made English more complicated.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
At least we dropped some of the unnecessary vowels.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Actually, we added them after you left.
Amythyst
Because your English wasn't posh enough yet.
cheeseducksg
Exactly! It's called "the queen's English" because they copied high society shut-ins who had speech impediments. American English is 1/2
nukethelizards
No, we don't unless we're trying to pretend to be British or fancy. Don't be daft. And we only say fancy as a non-verb.
DerogatoryDegenerate
Shame. Daft cunt for example is a premium insult.
nukethelizards
Lived with a scouser once. Americans just sound like tossers if they try to use British slang, or use it improperly like a dozy mare.
redjokerzero
That could be an Aussie cover band of Daft Punk
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I'd buy tickets to that show.
Amythyst
Eh, I liked their old stuff better.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
"G'day! Are ya ready for our next song? Harder, Better, Faster, Fuckya!"
RhonesCorner
I second that notion!! Hi from Aus!