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IdiotSavantTinker
cabalin
#26 throwing your poo is not a good look. Hear that Trumpsters?
LeftRightThere
#9 must have been a rough divorce
orionrh
My OCD won't allow it.
Zainadin
#6 $20 is $20
JadeNB1729
#23 It's the spoon that really ties it all together.
Sinasohn
#9 - probably a prefab meant to be assembled against the side of an existing structure.
ironymus
boozer69r
#11 Must be a Pinball Wizard…
midnightmoodswing
Damn! I wish I had a Cheddargirl
Warthog2
#16 can't park there mate
tidepool
#33 mind ya business
TheSilverSeraph
#23 Have you even played knifey-spooney before, mate?
PackratMagpie
#23 this is clearly in a hotel. I already hate the idea of hotel pillows but this is awful.
EekumBokumEekumBokum
#9 halfway house
Cthulhuchooseyou
SO many questions
smhippy
#2 It's likely a bike made for tall bike jousting, the most punk sport out there.
SoManyWhales2
or just a regular tall bike, they're very common
The1Ballthrow
#9 This was obviously the result of a divorce.
chewybrian
high quality dump
thatlooksinfected
#23 the simple fact that a spoon is required in that process frightens me. Is it better than a poop knife?
NotJackieDaytona
How else are you going to do heroin but be ready for the high as balls shits?
HandoB4Javert
Some of these I have never seen before.
cattlegrazer82
#25 Hiding from transporter duty
moreSaucePlease
I have so many questions
BearRaid
#9 damn, she really took half the house.
ZiggyMundo
It belongs to Commander Rupert Smythe “Half-Shed” William-William, Mrs.
Ihavemytowel
#16 but she only got a quarter of the minivan.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Those poor kids are gonna grow up in a broken home.
TheDarknessInTheHeartsOfMen
Willy Wonkas house
Jaqdakloun
I think it's just a halfway house
Wheretheheckisjason
ActuallyAPirate
It's a hou
Vulpesferrilata
@Extraupvote I summon you
Wheretheheckisjason
GrumpyOldMan55
#1 If she's cremated she'll be delicious.
Egudahl
#1 American Cheese Woman, stay away from Mee!
3Davideo
Nah, nah, I think she's got a really good sense of humor. I'd hear her out.
ih8clickb8
American cheese woman, mama let me bee!
mclin003
You come knocking around my door, I don’t want your cheddar no more
Egudahl
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time makin’ nachos with you
KMakyra
#25 This is from an old table book! We HAVE this book somewhere in storage!! It's Grandma as things. Coffee table, drift wood, road kill, etc.
sometimesarobot
Raises more 'why' questions
positiveleroy
#1
PrincePiggo
Bravo @OP, I've really missed dumps like this lately.
cardam0m
The phrase topsy turvey has never been more apt
Pokegeologist
Been a while since I've seen a solid LNI binge. Did the pandemic get it all out of our system?
Sanzanna
All of this, right? It's so wonderful
PrincePiggo
Yep, I love these. Used to be several of these dumps on the FP every week but they seem to have gone out of fashion. Bring 'em back I say!
carrionstorm
#1 is making me irrationally angry because that is not Cheddar. That is some bullshit American style cheese.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
potentiallyunsafe
RandAIFlagg
Ok but let's take it a step further, because if it were goudaful it wouldn't be cheddar
TheSnipeye
And "Gouda" is not pronounced "goo-duh", it's a Dutch cheese. The "g" is a soft g, almost like you're trying to hock a loogie. The rest is more like "how-duh".
SoManyWhales2
aint nobody but the Dutch saying how-duh
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
You can process cheddar. American is a specific type of processed cheese, usually a blend of cheddar and Colby.
Beezlebubble
Look up NileBlue on YouTube. He made American cheese by simply taking cheddar, some water, and a specific melting salt. Same thing. It's no longer "cheese" because it contains a decent amount of water
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Careful now, saying cheese isn't cheese because it has a decent amount of water in it is going to disqualify quite a few cheeses from being cheese. Brie, mozzarella, and feta are all around 55-60% water.
KingORedLions
If you grind it up, add an equal weight of random other shit to it, and regurgitate the resulting goop it isn't cheese any more - which is why it isn't legally allowed to be called cheese practically anywhere, even in most of the US it's often labelled as a 'processed cheese product'.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
You're confusing processed cheese products with processed cheese. Processed cheese is cheese that's been emulsified with sodium citrate. The additional ingredients are minimal. Processed cheese products are processed cheese further mixed with oils and starches and other stuff to bulk it up on the cheap.
IdiotPatrol
Our delis and cheese stores in Wisconsin have some really good American cheeses that definitely aren't "processed cheese food".
Wheretheheckisjason
“Cheese food” as compared to “cheese” or “real cheese” is often made with vegetable oil. It is safe to store at room temperature, lasts a long time, and is not considered healthy by the federal government and thus is not eligible for SNAP (food stamps). It’s been 25 years since I worked in a grocery store though, so my data might be dated.
Inmate45
I highly recommend watching NileRed's video on it on YouTube. It's really not anywhere near as bad as it sounds.