fucking hell, we have such high quality video cameras in our pockets, everyone is walking about with hd+ capable devices and people cut and ruin quality content like this. I did a thing deserves much better than this garbage crop/border
it needs a strike plate so you can set it on the pizza, then give it a whack with a mallet; off center cutting ruins the ability to share and it triggers visceral discomfort
Fun math fact if you're two people sharing this pizza: As long as the center of the cutter hits inside the pizza, and you take every other slice, you get equal amounts of pizza. This generalizes for N people and a 4n-slicer.
Honestly, it always bothered me that pizza placed don't typically cut the slices consistently. This kind of thing should be standard equipment in any pizza kitchen (perhaps minus the slamming and cutting through the wood block though).
(And also, as someone who once, many moons ago, used to work in a pizza restaurant, a big curved cutter is 𝘴𝘰 nice to use. We had guide markers on the cutting counter for ensuring we got the cuts in the right place. It's a simple addition but went a long way toward alleviating @cbale2000's issue with inconsistent slice sizes.)
I found him through friendlyjordies where he was inspired to create the illegal home security system, the testing portion had me crylaughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8sj7uxLg88
Seems people are just discovering him, second thing of his I've seen on here in the last week. Also, he makes a lot of dangerous shit, and is always barefoot, at all times.
Combine that with a hyperdrive-equipped missile a la the Holdo Maneuver and you can dice up capital ships with weapons that are far cheaper than their targets.
Or at least you *should* be able to, as that's an implied consequence of what "ramming something at lightspeed" apparently does, according to that scene.
That's definitely the superior sort of pizza slicer. Unless it's being wielded by some stupid fucking muppet that thinks you just press it straight down onto the pizza.
that may actually be a legitimately made pizza slicer, the only difference between that and the one I used at work was the blade was a little longer and not quite as tall, and the handles came out from a rise in the blade, but it is quite similar
herrcane
The design is very human.
OliverOtter
I'd call it the Pizzacutioner's Axe.
ME2BNS12
Medieval execution style pizza
BryanTenn
I think Ash used this in Evil Dead.
AzgarOgly
https://imgur.com/87vYxGn
Kantoken
Why is it forbidden?
RaekinTheBored
I Did A Thing (IDAT) is the channel on YouTube. Great Australian guy, and crazy engineer.
DeepVeinZombosis
"...it chops through schools."
ClownishAntics
Jaqdakloun
Really, right in front of Steve?
pomax
...there... is nothing forbidden about this?
MagnumRadhard
Forbidden!? This looks like the proper way they used to cut pizza for the Pope in the early C.E.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
fucking hell, we have such high quality video cameras in our pockets, everyone is walking about with hd+ capable devices and people cut and ruin quality content like this. I did a thing deserves much better than this garbage crop/border
Chereazi
But I want it cut into 4 slices
AzgarOgly
-- Hei, do I cut your pizza into 8 or 12 slices?
-- 8, of course, I won't be able to eat 12.
NorwegianSheepknuller
Credits: https://youtube.com/@ididathing
NorwegianSheepknuller
Actually YouTube Short clip: https://youtu.be/wmLmhyPDsNo?si=kIkBIu_ycsaHwn4b
PunnyTiger
it needs a strike plate so you can set it on the pizza, then give it a whack with a mallet; off center cutting ruins the ability to share and it triggers visceral discomfort
rabbitron
PIZZAXE
ghoulee
Kiii-yaaaa
mrsparkle001
Cut your pizza, break your counter
FarQuad
As a teacher can you add a few more blades?
sailorjurai108
Lift & rotate & repeat as needed
Higure
Fun math fact if you're two people sharing this pizza: As long as the center of the cutter hits inside the pizza, and you take every other slice, you get equal amounts of pizza. This generalizes for N people and a 4n-slicer.
Higure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_theorem
CeterumCenseo
Thanks, but 4n slices is just too much for me!
Higure
You mean you and your 4 friends can't handle a pizza cut into 20 slices of 18° each?
glovelyday
stonecoldstevebuschemi
This is one of hundreds of reasons why a chef's knife is a superior tool for the application.
KuroFluff
So... like regular edging /s
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Try lifting it - I want to see how much of the pizza sticks to the knife lol
Spiderbubble
All of it.
cbale2000
Honestly, it always bothered me that pizza placed don't typically cut the slices consistently. This kind of thing should be standard equipment in any pizza kitchen (perhaps minus the slamming and cutting through the wood block though).
Frogblender
Costco has a literal metal cutting guide https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/pizza-cutter-11400630.jpg?ct=jpeg
But on the whole, wheel, or big curved cutter and freehand is the way.
mrputter
This approach would be my preference, honestly. Because with the pizza axe, as cool as it is, I can see this kinda thing happening a lot:
mrputter
(And also, as someone who once, many moons ago, used to work in a pizza restaurant, a big curved cutter is 𝘴𝘰 nice to use. We had guide markers on the cutting counter for ensuring we got the cuts in the right place. It's a simple addition but went a long way toward alleviating @cbale2000's issue with inconsistent slice sizes.)
RhymingEverything
"I did a thing" on youtube - great channel, it's an australian dude who makes dorky jokes in his invention vids
Snowman25
While wearing safety sandals
glittalogik
Met him at a bouldering crag in Sydney, dude's strong as hell
GeneralWho
I found him through friendlyjordies where he was inspired to create the illegal home security system, the testing portion had me crylaughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8sj7uxLg88
RhymingEverything
hadn't seen this one, thx
Thesaya
Seems people are just discovering him, second thing of his I've seen on here in the last week. Also, he makes a lot of dangerous shit, and is always barefoot, at all times.
Magnar1183
Aussie OSHA adores him!
Thesaya
Well, the police was called on him at least once, if nothing else!
thatlamer
Also Boyboy, him and his friend Alex doing stuff together.
Freestila
Alexa, not Alex :)
shadowofacrow
They are quickly becoming actual journalists worth following which is honestly hilarious.
ThomKlanc
I LOVE their documentary vids they put out.
Nivvi
It cuts pizza, the box and a bit of the table, but pizza is definitely cut.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Unlike European pizza, which is uncut.
GuyFromDeathValley
There's a bit of a dick joke in there, I can feel it.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
More than a bit
somethingsomethingwittyhere
And when you want to remotely slice a big pizza:
3Davideo
Combine that with a hyperdrive-equipped missile a la the Holdo Maneuver and you can dice up capital ships with weapons that are far cheaper than their targets.
Or at least you *should* be able to, as that's an implied consequence of what "ramming something at lightspeed" apparently does, according to that scene.
SarcasticComment
if you are going to kill everyone in the car, why not just blow it up? seems like expensives would have a better kill likelihood
JTechnopotheosis
because you want to avoid killing anyone outside the car?
TrueEgon
No explosion is the point, limiting collateral damage.
SarcasticComment
just shocked they care enough when international guided missle assassination is the goal
SomeDetroitGuy
I'm a fan of the Pizza Bat'leth:
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Wrong curve direction. A Bat'leth is concave not convex.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
https://ravenforge.com/products/star-trek-batleth-pizza-cutter I can do you one better.
wadatahmydamie
That’s much nicer than ours, but the end result is the same
Arcanum3000
That's definitely the superior sort of pizza slicer. Unless it's being wielded by some stupid fucking muppet that thinks you just press it straight down onto the pizza.
jzbstl
Fuck yes. I want a pizza Bat’leth!!
Greenrangerguy
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWNqMnZ0Y2JxdjU5NnQ5cTNxaGpjYXIzNXV3Ymw3MG1zZThjdW00ZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mC6kb25dZ3YI2G32Hv/200w.webp
Renza0
that may actually be a legitimately made pizza slicer, the only difference between that and the one I used at work was the blade was a little longer and not quite as tall, and the handles came out from a rise in the blade, but it is quite similar
TheDoctorCrankenstein
These are called "mezzaluna". They come in many styles and sizes but they all have their namesake: a curved, half-moon blade.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Does it bring honor to your Pizza Hut?
ch1ckensandw1ch
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlM2NvZTRnZG91cXRicjFrY3czMGZ6d2xzb3A4YmdrNm9mZnJvNWV4NSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yxPwhrxiO29rGhanOJ/giphy.mp4